I am a dull and simple lad Cannot tell water from champagne And I have never met the Queen And I wish I could have all that he has got And I wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
Fa, fa, fa Fa, fa, fa
And when I lie on my pillow at night I dream I could fight like Martyn Ounstead I'd lead the school team to victory And take my exams and pass the lot
(Wish I could be) Wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
(Wish I could be) Wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
(Wish I could be) Conduct my life like Martyn Ounstead
(Wish I could be) I wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
Fa, fa, fa Fa, fa, fa
He is the head boy at the school He is the captain of the team He is so gay and fancy free And I wish all his money belonged to me And I wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
Fa, fa, fa Fa, fa, fa
And all the girls in the neighbourhood Try to go out with Martyn Ounstead
They try their best but can't succeed For he is of pure and noble breed
Wish I could be like Wish I could be like Wish I could be like (Fa, fa, fa) Wish I could be like (Fa, fa, fa)
Beat me to it Henry. The staff member I have knowledge off has no idea about anything takeover. The sort of person who would know if it was told to staff.
Beat me to it Henry. The staff member I have knowledge off has no idea about anything takeover. The sort of person who would know if it was told to staff.
These poor buggers would not know until they were told to clear their desks.
Just been told by a member of staff that there was no staff briefing.
Ah that's more like it!
Genuinely amazed that people were getting carried away when all we had to go on was a tweet from Acworth who knows nothing, and a post on the Charlton facebook page which is full of absolute shite even at the best of times.
Just been told by a member of staff that there was no staff briefing.
Ah that's more like it!
Genuinely amazed that people were getting carried away when all we had to go on was a tweet from Acworth who knows nothing, and a post on the Charlton facebook page which is full of absolute shite even at the best of times.
As if match day staff would be told anything!
Yeah but it was on Twitter which is always reliable and accurate.
I remember where I was when I heard that the zabeel (spelling?) takeover fell through. I wonder where I’ll be when I hear that we are stuck with Roland forever
It won't be forever.
The sun will expand and swallow the earth in about 7.5 Billion years.
There's also lots of other things that could end Roland's reign. Deadly volcanoes, earth's core freezing, an asteroid killing off all life on earth.
Just been told by a member of staff that there was no staff briefing.
Ah that's more like it!
Genuinely amazed that people were getting carried away when all we had to go on was a tweet from Acworth who knows nothing, and a post on the Charlton facebook page which is full of absolute shite even at the best of times.
As if match day staff would be told anything!
Yeah but it was on Twitter which is always reliable and accurate.
Yeah and it was confirmed by Acworth so it’s gonna happen innit.
Just been told by a member of staff that there was no staff briefing.
Ah that's more like it!
Genuinely amazed that people were getting carried away when all we had to go on was a tweet from Acworth who knows nothing, and a post on the Charlton facebook page which is full of absolute shite even at the best of times.
As if match day staff would be told anything!
Yeah but it was on Twitter which is always reliable and accurate.
Yeah and it was confirmed by Acworth so it’s gonna happen innit.
Months ago, CAST was told by we-all-know-who that he expected the sale to go through by the end of February. Now, who was reported to be Billy Nomates in the directors' box today? I wonder whether some pork pies were consumed by the gullible during the pre-match lunch?
Much as I long to be proved wrong, my flabber will be ghasted if the sale is confirmed next week or even this month.
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All the rest is hot air.
There's a bottle champers in our house that's been on ice for months. I ain't for cracking it open yet.
Fa, fa, fa
I am a dull and simple lad
Cannot tell water from champagne
And I have never met the Queen
And I wish I could have all that he has got
And I wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
Fa, fa, fa
Fa, fa, fa
And when I lie on my pillow at night
I dream I could fight like Martyn Ounstead
I'd lead the school team to victory
And take my exams and pass the lot
(Wish I could be)
Wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
(Wish I could be)
Wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
(Wish I could be)
Conduct my life like Martyn Ounstead
(Wish I could be)
I wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
Fa, fa, fa
Fa, fa, fa
He is the head boy at the school
He is the captain of the team
He is so gay and fancy free
And I wish all his money belonged to me
And I wish I could be like Martyn Ounstead
Fa, fa, fa
Fa, fa, fa
And all the girls in the neighbourhood
Try to go out with Martyn Ounstead
They try their best but can't succeed
For he is of pure and noble breed
Wish I could be like
Wish I could be like
Wish I could be like
(Fa, fa, fa)
Wish I could be like
(Fa, fa, fa)
You, Martyn Ounstead and your cardigan all cosy together...
Genuinely amazed that people were getting carried away when all we had to go on was a tweet from Acworth who knows nothing, and a post on the Charlton facebook page which is full of absolute shite even at the best of times.
As if match day staff would be told anything!
The by Wednesday rumour is doing the rounds but as the person who told me before the game said "Which Wednesday?"
#teamWIOTOS
Special Agent CEO.
Now, who was reported to be Billy Nomates in the directors' box today?
I wonder whether some pork pies were consumed by the gullible during the pre-match lunch?
Much as I long to be proved wrong, my flabber will be ghasted if the sale is confirmed next week or even this month.