The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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bolloxbolder said:

Just stop it as @Curb_It said please. Grow up.

It is ok I think we have weathered the storm

Raith_C_Chattonell

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

Maybe the Aussie camp are showing their intent.

flyingkiwiDK

@Henry Irving shares a potentially significant photograph of a marque being put up outside the Valley and all people want to do is make crappy puns.

It's snow joke.

Henry Irving

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

Maybe the Aussie camp are showing their intent.

My sources at the have told me it's the merchandising tent for the YouTubers game tomorrow.

Can't wait.

ricky_otto

Henry Irving said:

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

Maybe the Aussie camp are showing their intent.

My sources at the have told me it's the merchandising tent for the YouTubers game tomorrow.

Can't wait.

I was told it’s Sue Parkes personal outdoor dining room.

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Curb_It said:

Swisdom said:

Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

Do your worst peeps

PLEASE DONT!!

The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.

Agreed. It's really not punny.

Fanny Fanackapan

Speaking of weather, it's definitely snow joke for a friend & fellow Lifer who is stuck at Gatwick as we speak after his plane was struck by lightening.

He & his partner have just located the bar after over 8 hours at the airport.

:-(

Alwaysneil

Fanny Fanackapan said:

Speaking of weather, it's definitely snow joke for a friend & fellow Lifer who is stuck at Gatwick as we speak after his plane was struck by lightening.

He & his partner have just located the bar after over 8 hours at the airport.

:-(

They must have been dazed by the lightning strike, it only normally takes me 3 minutes.

_MrDick

eaststandmike said:

ricky_otto said:

T_C_E said:

ricky_otto said:

Fumbluff said:

My mummy says I’m a miracle....

Mine said I was a mistake.

Mummy is fibbing...........
Love
Daddy xx

You show your dogs more attention than me. Letting them sit at the table, while I get a dog bowl. Thanks for nothing.

Anyway you can’t be my Dad - he wouldn’t dress like something out of Carry on Camping.

Mrs T_C_E "I am home darling where are you?"

T_C_E: "I am upstairs love, pulling off my boxers"

Mrs T_C_E "You spoil those dogs"

And I thought he only had Alsatians

Alwaysneil

What, he pulls off Alsatians in the bedroom? I don’t get it.

Curb_It

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

That's our new marquee signing.

Alwaysneil

I’m impressed by that, top signing.

cfgs

Our we definitely sure they aren't simply to hide the pot holes? I mean a few are still visible but how many are now under that canvas erection?

king addick

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cfgs said:

Our we definitely sure they aren't simply to hide the pot holes? I mean a few are still visible but how many are now under that canvas erection?

Tee-hee......erection.....

Henry Irving

Curb_It said:

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

That's our new marquee signing.

Please stop the circus puns

HarryLime

Henry Irving said:

Curb_It said:

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

That's our new marquee signing.

Please stop the circus puns

You are walking a tightrope telling CurbIt what to do

Henry Irving

HarryLime said:

Henry Irving said:

Curb_It said:

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

That's our new marquee signing.

Please stop the circus puns

You are walking a tightrope telling CurbIt what to do

I know, she might feed me to the lions

FishCostaFortune

Henry Irving said:

Curb_It said:

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

That's our new marquee signing.

Please stop the circus puns

Posters here just cannot stop themselves from clowning about.

Fanny Fanackapan

Fanny Fanackapan said:

Speaking of weather, it's definitely snow joke for a friend & fellow Lifer who is stuck at Gatwick as we speak after his plane was struck by lightening.

He & his partner have just located the bar after over 8 hours at the airport.

:-(

After 10 hours waiting & hoping at Gatwick, our pal has decided to give up and head for home.

Such a shame.

DOUCHER

nth london addick said:

I can honestly put hand on heart and say I ain’t interested in any scoop

All the way through I have said I don’t want people to get false hopes or believe we are about to be put out of our misery as it was not true at the time when some were truly believing it’s was days or weeks away

Ditto - but can't deny its funny watching those desperate to be the top scoop wet their pants and to be vindicated following a torrent of abuse from them and their devoted followers. A little balance now brought back to this forum, not a bad thing. Vive la 5.

KBslittlesis

DOUCHER said:

nth london addick said:

I can honestly put hand on heart and say I ain’t interested in any scoop

All the way through I have said I don’t want people to get false hopes or believe we are about to be put out of our misery as it was not true at the time when some were truly believing it’s was days or weeks away

Ditto - but can't deny its funny watching those desperate to be the top scoop wet their pants and to be vindicated following a torrent of abuse from them and their devoted followers. A little balance now brought back to this forum, not a bad thing. Vive la 5.

Do please put them back in your pants.

Thanks.

Now back to the clowns.

eaststandmike

Curb_It said:

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

That's our new marquee signing.

Well there you have it folks, it may have taken 833 pages but Curb_it has finally joined it with the poor pun fun.

robroy

Curb_It said:

Henry Irving said:

@charltonnick sent me this photo, taken this morning with this comment

"Looks like there's going to be a big barbie, maybe an Australian style news conference"



My first thought was look at the state of those pot holes.

That's our new marquee signing.

It's clearly there to stop the rain hitting the fresh cement on those pot holes!

Goonerhater

worryingly it could be an expansion of Tonys burger empire ! last week a barrow in Deptford Broadway market this week a tent in CAFC car park-----that boy is going places (hopefully)

Dazzler21

This thread...

As it's a gif and continuously repeats, it makes it even more accurate.

grumpyaddick

I can't sleep anymore or hold down a proper job or commit to serious relationships. I have repetitive nightmares about an old Belgian man with yellow teeth and an unfeasibly small penis.

blackpool72

Well I certainly ain't in the know.
Also I'm not taking side's on here.

But I am very consistent with my posts.


Just sell the club and FUCK OFF

Valley27000

Sell the club.

The Red Robin

Curb_It said:

Swisdom said:

Have we ascertained who has the biggest E-Penis yet?

If not I suggest we go for some puns.....how about weather puns? I'll start....I hope, sun day soon, that the takeover completes and that the new owner take us to a bright new future.

Do your worst peeps

PLEASE DONT!!

The pun jokes are absolute shit. When I was on holiday last week, I had 798 unread bloody messages on this thread, I couldn't believe the shit I had to read through.

A load of old pollocks was it?

AFKABartram

Another week gone then. 4 weeks tomorrow since the League One season finished