Heard this on the radio this morning... Naming Rights for Major Roads are set to be sold
So we could get the Manchester United M6 or Adidas A1
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4449872/Could-Manchester-United-sponsor-M6.htmlI think this is a great opportunity for Charlton Athletic to sponsor the M25... After all its a road that for a few miles shows promise before ultimately leaving you frustrated for hours - Then if you drive the whole of the M25 you'll eventually find yourself back where you started with zero signs of progression!!
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Bourneville Boulevard
We could even change The Valley to The Rats Nest.....sorry, I've gone off at a bit of a tangent there.
Senocot Street.
Barry Scott Close, off Cilit Bang Road.
I'll get me coat...
WARP WARP YOU HAVE BEEN SAT IN THE OUTSIDE LANE FOR THE LAST 15 MINUTES NO LONGER ARE YOU OVERTAKING BUT DAYDREAMING
MOVE OVER TO THE LEFT YOU FUCKING PIG HEADED IGNORAMUS
On the M25 this morning I did my thing after joining at the M26 and overtook all the lorries I needed to and was back inside. I always make myself aware of what other motors are up to and this morning from the bit just before and after Clacketts the middle lane and inside lane were empty yet the outside two lanes were nose to tail.
Fuckery of the highest order
Powell Place
Curbs Crescent
Lennie Lane
But why stop there. For example GPs' "Not fit for work" forms could be sponsored by Andy Carroll.
https://youtu.be/AWtCittJyr0
Let's say you're a company and you sponsor a road. There drivers aren't really going to notice (the're laws about size and frequency of roadside advertising on A and M roads), so you'll want your name mentioned on the radio and TV as much as possible. How do you do that? Well if you set-up miles of horrible roadworks that create massive tailbacks then you'll be mentioned on the news every hour, plus it'll save you money in road maintenance if only one lane is getting used.
Britain's most Dangerous road the A537, could become The General Accident 537.
Perhaps Morrison's missed a trick when they discontinued the Safeway name as this could have been used to sponsor all the roads with good safety records.
In the States, local community groups, firms, etc sponsor a stretch of road and do the litter picking. I guess that wouldn't work here for health & safety (or other) reasons?