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  • That's cricket..especially during the holiday season 
  • Our twos all but completed relegation yesterday 124 all out for us , including a back to back league duck for me ffs
    2nd bottom against 3rd bottom,  they knocked em off 3 down in no time as we managed to drop 4 catches before they got to 50.

    shit season having been promoted last year , availability has been appalling and we’ve scrimped and scraped the barrel at times with players who shouldn’t be anywhere near league cricket ., the low point being a 9 man team all out for 38 
    My body is hurting but I’ll continue to give it a go, maybe a year or two more league cricket before just Sunday friendlies for me.
    waiting for little shit to grow a bit before he can play mens cricket and then I’m gonna get a Sunday game with me and the 4 boys (petrolhead can’t hold a bat but can bowl recklessly) before I retire in to the sunset 

    Ones lost a low scorer away at Tillingham and are heading for a top half finish in their first season in the mid Essex prem .
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    Our twos all but completed relegation yesterday 124 all out for us , including a back to back league duck for me ffs
    2nd bottom against 3rd bottom,  they knocked em off 3 down in no time as we managed to drop 4 catches before they got to 50.

    shit season having been promoted last year , availability has been appalling and we’ve scrimped and scraped the barrel at times with players who shouldn’t be anywhere near league cricket ., the low point being a 9 man team all out for 38 
    My body is hurting but I’ll continue to give it a go, maybe a year or two more league cricket before just Sunday friendlies for me.
    waiting for little shit to grow a bit before he can play mens cricket and then I’m gonna get a Sunday game with me and the 4 boys (petrolhead can’t hold a bat but can bowl recklessly) before I retire in to the sunset 

    Ones lost a low scorer away at Tillingham and are heading for a top half finish in their first season in the mid Essex prem .
    Just looked up one of your scorecards. The way you and presumably one of your boys (WAIT NO he's been playing since 2005. Lol you have a doppelganger?) are disambiguated on the scorecard is truly magnificent work
  • oohaahmortimer said:
    Our twos all but completed relegation yesterday 124 all out for us , including a back to back league duck for me ffs
    2nd bottom against 3rd bottom,  they knocked em off 3 down in no time as we managed to drop 4 catches before they got to 50.

    shit season having been promoted last year , availability has been appalling and we’ve scrimped and scraped the barrel at times with players who shouldn’t be anywhere near league cricket ., the low point being a 9 man team all out for 38 
    My body is hurting but I’ll continue to give it a go, maybe a year or two more league cricket before just Sunday friendlies for me.
    waiting for little shit to grow a bit before he can play mens cricket and then I’m gonna get a Sunday game with me and the 4 boys (petrolhead can’t hold a bat but can bowl recklessly) before I retire in to the sunset 

    Ones lost a low scorer away at Tillingham and are heading for a top half finish in their first season in the mid Essex prem .
    That'll be worth waiting for. There can't be many teams that have fielded a father and four sons. 
  • My mates sons play for Ashtead in Surrey and they have an overseas player Simon Keene who’s been living with them last and this summer, he’s a top lad who plays for Auckland and just been called up to NZ A squad to visit SA . 
    Boffin and Peter Kay played golf with him and mates son at London club on Friday 
    He had his last match yesterday and signed off with 201(151) before he meets up next weekend with the A squad .

    bizarrely last week Ashtead  1s and 4s tied and this week their 2s and 3s tied !!
  • Leuth said:
    Our twos all but completed relegation yesterday 124 all out for us , including a back to back league duck for me ffs
    2nd bottom against 3rd bottom,  they knocked em off 3 down in no time as we managed to drop 4 catches before they got to 50.

    shit season having been promoted last year , availability has been appalling and we’ve scrimped and scraped the barrel at times with players who shouldn’t be anywhere near league cricket ., the low point being a 9 man team all out for 38 
    My body is hurting but I’ll continue to give it a go, maybe a year or two more league cricket before just Sunday friendlies for me.
    waiting for little shit to grow a bit before he can play mens cricket and then I’m gonna get a Sunday game with me and the 4 boys (petrolhead can’t hold a bat but can bowl recklessly) before I retire in to the sunset 

    Ones lost a low scorer away at Tillingham and are heading for a top half finish in their first season in the mid Essex prem .
    Just looked up one of your scorecards. The way you and presumably one of your boys (WAIT NO he's been playing since 2005. Lol you have a doppelganger?) are disambiguated on the scorecard is truly magnificent work
    There’s two David Smiths and he’s called Super and I’m the shit one 
  • Petition to have 'Shit' added to the middle of your name on play-cricket imo 
  • I’ve asked … but club chairman not keen 
  • Our twos all but completed relegation yesterday 124 all out for us , including a back to back league duck for me ffs
    2nd bottom against 3rd bottom,  they knocked em off 3 down in no time as we managed to drop 4 catches before they got to 50.

    shit season having been promoted last year , availability has been appalling and we’ve scrimped and scraped the barrel at times with players who shouldn’t be anywhere near league cricket ., the low point being a 9 man team all out for 38 
    My body is hurting but I’ll continue to give it a go, maybe a year or two more league cricket before just Sunday friendlies for me.
    waiting for little shit to grow a bit before he can play mens cricket and then I’m gonna get a Sunday game with me and the 4 boys (petrolhead can’t hold a bat but can bowl recklessly) before I retire in to the sunset 

    Ones lost a low scorer away at Tillingham and are heading for a top half finish in their first season in the mid Essex prem .
    Shane Warnes motto.." never ever give up " 
  • I’ve asked … but club chairman not keen 
    What lolwray said 
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