Would you rather...

cafcdave123

Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

I will start with a political question

So, would you rather

A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

Or

get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"

Lincsaddick

w t f !!

se9addick

Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

I can assure you that's not the case.

PaddyP17

A. The hate would flow through me; I'd be done in no time.

For a less disgusting question, would you rather:

1) Change genders every time you sneezed; OR

2) Not be able to distinguish between a baby and a muffin?

sam3110

A for Dave's
B for Paddy's as i don't like babies and I don't like muffins

RaplhMilne

I think you need to see somebody, you have issues.

cafcdave123

se9addick said:

Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

I can assure you that's not the case.

Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???

CH4RLTON

No brainer (A) id go in for seconds too given half the chance

thai malaysia addick

Ifs and maybe

se9addick

cafcdave123 said:

se9addick said:

Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

I can assure you that's not the case.

Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???

I'm not sure you understand how this works...

blackpool72

A for me.
I would rather have sex with a hedgehog than let Abbott get her mouth around me old chap

cfgs

A. The PM gets to screw the whole country so it is only fair I get to have a go on her.

cafcdave123

RaplhMilne said:

I think you need to see somebody, you have issues.

se9addick said:

cafcdave123 said:

se9addick said:

Don't your scenarios suppose that Abbott is fitter than May ?

I can assure you that's not the case.

Not sure what you mean? Surely if abbot was fitter you would want everyone to know???

I'm not sure you understand how this works...

I'm not sure that you do sweetie

seth plum

I would rather have a home made cup of tea, than a grey teabag served up in lukewarm water with milk added and a spoon to get on with it served in a grubby cafe with tables that have wobbly legs.

Missed It

I'm not going anywhere that Jeremy Corbyn's been first!

DaveMehmet

If I chose B, would I be allowed to say "have some of that you slaaaag" as I finished?

CHG

You better be careful what you do with Abbott, there will be an extra 250,000 old bill on the streets...

Fiiish

Why did you post this at tea time

Alwaysneil

So Abbott could taste your Fiiish.

Henry Irving

cafcdave123 said:

Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

I will start with a political question

So, would you rather

A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

Or

get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"

This is the sort of perversion that @Addickted would come out with. Sick

up_the_valley

CHG said:

You better be careful what you do with Abbott, there will be an extra 250,000 old bill on the streets...

At a cost of 300k

Macronate

"I will start with a political question"

ValleyGary

A for me.

In fact I'd quite like it to happen.

i_b_b_o_r_g

cafcdave123 said:

Very simple, somebody asks a question about which scenario you would pick when given a choice of two.


It's one or the other, no ifs and maybe

I will start with a political question

So, would you rather

A) shag Theresa May and nobody finds out about it

Or

get sucked off by Dianne "the" Abbot and it goes virol and I mean she tells the Sun about putting one of her sausage fingers up your bum to help you "get there"

Very philosophical question young David, and succinctly put may I add

It's an "A" from me

heckington_reds

6.21....one sherry too many me thinks!!!

blackpool72

heckington_reds said:

6.21....one sherry too many me thinks!!!

You would need a couple of bottles of sherry to consider either i would suggest

MrOneLung

Would you rather have a willy for your nose or a nose for your willy?

eaststandmike

I suppose if I chose B Dianne Abbot would tell the Sun my knob was 30,000 inches long

cafcdave123

eaststandmike said:

I suppose if I chose B Dianne Abbot would tell the Sun my knob was 30,000 inches long

Unfortunately she likes to underestimate , I fear you would be known as 2mm Mike

daveydanger

Posted this one before, but.. if you have to pick one:

A ) Eat a poo that tastes like delicious curry.
B ) Eat a curry that tastes like poo.

carly burn

Knowing how good she is with figures ,I'd always be weary of Abbot saying she's only putting one finger up!