Would you rather...

cafcdave123

carly burn said:

Knowing how good she is with figures ,I'd always be weary of Abbot saying she's only putting one finger up!

Just genuinely spat beer out my nose reading that!

Brilliant!

JiMMy 85

PaddyP17 said:

A. The hate would flow through me; I'd be done in no time.

For a less disgusting question, would you rather:

1) Change genders every time you sneezed; OR

2) Not be able to distinguish between a baby and a muffin?

This guy Reddits.

golfaddick

I prefer the choices set by the girl on Extra's..............assuming that's where you got the idea for this from. At least hers had a semblance of decency.

cafcdave123

golfaddick said:

I prefer the choices set by the girl on Extra's..............assuming that's where you got the idea for this from. At least hers had a semblance of decency.

LoL this game is a lot older than extras!

This is also mild in comparison

JiMMy 85

golfaddick said:

I prefer the choices set by the girl on Extra's..............assuming that's where you got the idea for this from. At least hers had a semblance of decency.

Plenty of good taste ones on here -

https://www.reddit.com/r/WouldYouRather/

The_Organiser

Reminds of one I was asked in a bar after Gibraltar away pre-season a few years back:

Would you rather:

A. Watch your parents have sex every night for the rest of your life.

B. Join in once.

Themightyath2

What a dilemma on a late train home...

A & I bet it would be filthy!

Themightyath2

Themightyath2 said:

What a dilemma on a late train home...

A & I bet it would be filthy!

& that's in answer to the original question - not the one posed by the Organiser!!!

AFKABartram

When i saw the title 'Would you rather ' and saw the thread starter was @cafcdave123 I straight away gurned and knew this was going to be some form of questionably wrong sexual dilemma!

Get help mate :-)

25May98

Here we go again. THIS is why they don't want meaningful dialogue with us.

Alwaysneil

I had maybe a drink too many this evening and relayed the initial post to a lady I have just started dating.

Fortunately she is still speaking to me.

PaddyP17

JiMMy 85 said:

PaddyP17 said:

A. The hate would flow through me; I'd be done in no time.

For a less disgusting question, would you rather:

1) Change genders every time you sneezed; OR

2) Not be able to distinguish between a baby and a muffin?

This guy Reddits.

Hah. Surprisingly, I got that one from a mate first time I heard it. ... Who probably got it from Reddit, tbh.

Everything is a repost.

All_Thaid_Up

Can't I do it the other way round?

cafcdave123

So I think it's safe to say that slinging it up Mrs May won that one.

Who wants to post today's?

Probably want to steer clear of politics as I covered that yesterday