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Roger Johnson Appreciation Thread

Sometimes a club legend has to go.
To mark this sad day, I've written him a poem:

Roger, Roger, Roger;
Knob, Dick, Cock, Prick, Todger

If we can get enough tributes to him, maybe we could send them onto him.
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  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,977
    What's the point in slagging him off further ? We shouldn't have brought him back and that's not his fault.

    He stupidly swore at our fans, in the heat of the moment at the end of a match, we'd just lost to Bury.

    He's no one's favourite, but he's gone. Just forget him.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,582
    Fook off
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    The missed header to give QPR the winner and the inability to control a bouncing ball from Tal Ben Haim will alway make me chuckle.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030

    What's the point in slagging him off further ? We shouldn't have brought him back and that's not his fault.

    He stupidly swore at our fans, in the heat of the moment at the end of a match, we'd just lost to Bury.

    He's no one's favourite, but he's gone. Just forget him.

    Never forget, never forgive.
  • Talal
    Talal Posts: 11,484
    edited May 2017
    Think the following tribute video sums up fans' feelings for you. Bye Roger

    https://youtu.be/JKX9hcJoZwg
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,626
    edited May 2017
    I wonder how much money he made from being an outcast at Wolves and Charlton. Fair play to the bloke he knows how to mug his employees off. Saying that cant be too hard to mug off that silly cow at Charlton with the amount of shit she has given contracts to.
  • I hope he gets the most painful strain of gonorrhoea known to the human race!
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,650
    A special talent. I hope he finds another South London club to play for.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587

    I hope he gets the most painful strain of gonorrhoea known to the human race!

    I will clap to that.
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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,312
    1StevieG said:

    The missed header to give QPR the winner and the inability to control a bouncing ball from Tal Ben Haim will alway make me chuckle.

    It was Reading, and he should have been released on the spot
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,347
    edited May 2017
    Ode to Roger - Soapy Jones (17th May 2017)

    £$^&^ &^%$£" $£ **&^$ ***&^
    &*^(^%"£ ^^&&** *%£!"
    &^£"(*" & *()£" $^&£"""(
    &^%$£" &^$" Roger ^%$£" *^%!!!!
  • Hovi's Biscuit
    Hovi's Biscuit Posts: 1,717

    What's the point in slagging him off further ? We shouldn't have brought him back and that's not his fault.

    He stupidly swore at our fans, in the heat of the moment at the end of a match, we'd just lost to Bury.

    He's no one's favourite, but he's gone. Just forget him.

    And anyway, it's inevitable that another has been will be panic bought to fill the void at some point in 2017/18
  • AshBurton
    AshBurton Posts: 1,142
    Leuth said:

    1StevieG said:

    The missed header to give QPR the winner and the inability to control a bouncing ball from Tal Ben Haim will alway make me chuckle.

    It was Reading, and he should have been released on the spot
    Some team playing in blue and white hoops anyway
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,030

    What's the point in slagging him off further ? We shouldn't have brought him back and that's not his fault.

    He stupidly swore at our fans, in the heat of the moment at the end of a match, we'd just lost to Bury.

    He's no one's favourite, but he's gone. Just forget him.

    And anyway, it's inevitable that another has been will be panic bought to fill the void at some point in 2017/18
    Don't even joke...
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Appreciation Thread you say... Nope... Nope got nothing!!
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,008
    He swore at some fans. Grow up and get over it.
  • Hovi's Biscuit
    Hovi's Biscuit Posts: 1,717
    se9addick said:

    What's the point in slagging him off further ? We shouldn't have brought him back and that's not his fault.

    He stupidly swore at our fans, in the heat of the moment at the end of a match, we'd just lost to Bury.

    He's no one's favourite, but he's gone. Just forget him.

    And anyway, it's inevitable that another has been will be panic bought to fill the void at some point in 2017/18
    Don't even joke...
    I'm not :-(
  • You can't blame the bloke for taking the contract put in front of him, but alongside the release of Yann, it is the RJ deal that summarises the lack of football knowledge at the heart of our club.

    How can you not renew a contract on a player, he then departs to the heady heights of the Indian Premier League, and then re-sign him on a longer contract than he was on in the first place?

    Had he subsequently performed, then fair enough, but he has hardly played since, and if you can't get into our side at the minute, then you must be total dog shit.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    A sad day for the club losing a fans favourite.
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  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    Leuth said:

    1StevieG said:

    The missed header to give QPR the winner and the inability to control a bouncing ball from Tal Ben Haim will alway make me chuckle.

    It was Reading, and he should have been released on the spot
    Oops wrong hoops! He should have at least been tested for substances after that game because he wa heading a ball in a different game.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    It's testament to the superb scouting system implemented by our owner that Roger Johnson is nowhere the worst signing we've made since Roland took over. Probably the biggest twat though.
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,408
    On the bench tonight for the Kent Cup game against Welling ‘to regain fitness’.

    The third coming?
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,991
    Ross said:

    On the bench tonight for the Kent Cup game against Welling ‘to regain fitness’.

    The third coming?

    Thought he'd gone?
  • Stewart
    Stewart Posts: 2,451
    For Welling right......
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,991
    Stewart said:

    For Welling right......

    For us.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Unbelievable!

  • stonemuse said:

    Stewart said:

    For Welling right......

    For us.
    OMFG
  • I thought we'd seen the last of him.