As one of your children...

WSS

...Happy Fathers' Day, Daddy Roland.

guinnessaddick

Think, I'm a bastard.

IdleHans

I'm an orphan.

carly burn

Hope he chokes on the Werther's originals injected with laxitives I sent him.

Baldybonce

IdleHans said:

I'm an orphan.

I've run away from home

cfgs

Went to GnR last night and just got home to home made cookie cake from my daughters.

North Lower Neil

"Hello? Is that Childline....?"

1StevieG

Thankfully I drank too much vinegar and it spoiled my swimmers.....

Addick in SW16

WSS said:

...Happy Fathers' Day, Daddy Roland.

Not a father myself, but Happy Fathers' Day to all you dads.

Also, an aspiring grammar pedant, just thought I'd add that the OP is the only place where I've seen the apostrophe correctly placed for Fathers' Day.

Chrispy51

Addick in SW16 said:

WSS said:

...Happy Fathers' Day, Daddy Roland.

Not a father myself, but Happy Fathers' Day to all you dads.

Also, an aspiring grammar pedant, just thought I'd add that OP is the only place where I've seen the apostrophe correctly placed for Fathers' Day.

Although you are correct it is Fathers' Day. I celebrate it as my Farther's day

ken_shabby

From this day forth, I have no father. I renounce you, you dipshit idiot gormless Belgian ballet dancing toe rag.

soapy_jones

Dear Dad, i am 54 so you owe me big for backdated pocket money... OR you can just fuck off Roland!