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As one of your children...

WSSWSS
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
...Happy Fathers' Day, Daddy Roland.

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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    Think, I'm a bastard.
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    IdleHansIdleHans
    I'm an orphan.
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    carly burncarly burn
    Hope he chokes on the Werther's originals injected with laxitives I sent him.
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    IdleHans said:

    I'm an orphan.

    I've run away from home
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    cfgscfgs
    Went to GnR last night and just got home to home made cookie cake from my daughters.
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    "Hello? Is that Childline....?"
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    1StevieG1StevieG
    Thankfully I drank too much vinegar and it spoiled my swimmers.....
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    Addick in SW16Addick in SW16
    edited June 2017
    WSS said:

    ...Happy Fathers' Day, Daddy Roland.

    Not a father myself, but Happy Fathers' Day to all you dads.

    Also, an aspiring grammar pedant, just thought I'd add that the OP is the only place where I've seen the apostrophe correctly placed for Fathers' Day.
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    Chrispy51Chrispy51
    Addick in SW16 said:

    WSS said:

    ...Happy Fathers' Day, Daddy Roland.

    Not a father myself, but Happy Fathers' Day to all you dads.

    Also, an aspiring grammar pedant, just thought I'd add that OP is the only place where I've seen the apostrophe correctly placed for Fathers' Day.
    Although you are correct it is Fathers' Day. I celebrate it as my Farther's day

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    ken_shabbyken_shabby
    edited June 2017
    From this day forth, I have no father. I renounce you, you dipshit idiot gormless Belgian ballet dancing toe rag.
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Dear Dad, i am 54 so you owe me big for backdated pocket money... OR you can just fuck off Roland!
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