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Finally - every British swear word categorised and ranked

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https://www.indy100.com/article/british-swear-words-ranked-ofcom-7340446
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  • sam3110sam3110
    Ginger?! Haha

    Beaver more offensive than bitch, shit or arsehole?

    What a load of bollocks.
  • MacronateMacronate
    Where's wanker and tosser?
  • LeuthLeuth
    How is 'dickhead' stronger than...all of the medium words?
  • LeuthLeuth
    I guess if it's a synonym for a penis or a vagina, it's Automatically Strong for some weird arcane Victorian-morality reason
  • clb74clb74
    Macronate said:

    Where's wanker and tosser?

    He was down bromley wetherspoons for breakfast this morning
  • kings hill addickkings hill addick
    Nit that I have any reason to care but I think the category of many of those words are wrong. Bastard, for example seems to be a perfectly acceptable work on almost all TV shows (ignoring kids programs) yet they think it worse than Arsehole and shit.

    When I was a child shit was considered almost as bad as fuck - apparently it's almost ok now.
  • johnny73johnny73
    Surely 'feck is a substitute for a swear word?

    Think the list is irrelevant anyway. It isn't the word it's the context you use it.
  • smudge7946smudge7946
    This thread is chuffing silly.
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  • A-R-T-H-U-RA-R-T-H-U-R
    edited August 2017
    ..and not forgetting sexual references....

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  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    kings hill addick said:

    Nit that I have any reason to care but I think the category of many of those words are wrong. Bastard, for example seems to be a perfectly acceptable work on almost all TV shows (ignoring kids programs) yet they think it worse than Arsehole and shit.

    When I was a child shit was considered almost as bad as fuck - apparently it's almost ok now.

    Same as fart. It was a rude word when I was a kid but is now widely used.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Seriously "Git" is a swear word?
  • MrLargoMrLargo
    Bukkake is a level above prick teaser, surely. And I reckon anyone who's ever been buggered would say that bugger is at least a tier two swear word.
  • cfgscfgs
    How is SHIT less offensive than beaver?
  • Karim_myBagheriKarim_myBagheri
    edited August 2017
    I find the word "amazing" more offensive than any of those

    pissed me off ever since the London Olympics. couldn't get away from that word. "oh the whole experience was so amazing" fuck off.
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    Why isn't cock womble in there?
  • CafcWestCafcWest
    Sorry - but what's a Punani?
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  • ArsenetattersArsenetatters
    I thought living with Mr Tatters had introduced me to a world of crudeness. There are a few words he's never used and I've never heard of. Is he hiding a dark world from me?
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    That table reads like a transcript from family parties back in the day... As grandad was want to say, "A family that fucking swears together, fucking stays together, dickhead!" Ah happy days.
  • eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    edited August 2017
    Macronate said:

    Where's wanker and tosser?

    Leave i_b_b_o_r_g & cabbles out of this, they never produced the chart. :smile:
  • sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    The radio is worse, my OH bought home a booklet of over 200 words you can't say on air, some of them are really silly. You can't even say fairy.
  • 1StevieG1StevieG
    Where is slunt and gruntfuttock?
  • Rossman92Rossman92
    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains
  • 1StevieG1StevieG
    cafc-west said:

    Sorry - but what's a Punani?

    It's south of the Punjabi's.
  • sam3110sam3110
    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
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