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Finally - every British swear word categorised and ranked

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  • ..and not forgetting sexual references....

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    Surely nonce should be in the strongest section?


  • sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Gateway to her guts
    Meat sleeve
    Furry axe wound
  • Stig said:

    Sorry, but I can't take a swear list seriously that contains 'beef curtains' but omits 'pork sword'.

    And where is spam javelin?
  • Carter said:

    sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Gateway to her guts
    Meat sleeve
    Furry axe wound
    Vertical bacon sandwich
  • edited August 2017
    Carter said:

    sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Gateway to her guts
    Meat sleeve
    Furry axe wound
    ya know upon really thinking about it, beef curtains makes the most sense
  • Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Piss flaps. As in "he grabbed hold of her by the piss flaps and pulled her on like an old wellington boot".
  • cafcfan said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Piss flaps. As in "he grabbed hold of her by the piss flaps and pulled her on like an old wellington boot".
    Mills and Boon have started to repeat themselves
  • McBobbin said:

    cafcfan said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Piss flaps. As in "he grabbed hold of her by the piss flaps and pulled her on like an old wellington boot".
    Mills and Boon have started to repeat themselves
    It's a little known fact that Balloon Minds, which describes the cognitive powers of M and B readers, is an anagram of Mills and Boon.
  • cafc-west said:

    Sorry - but what's a Punani?

    It's a posh southern colloquialism for a less than perfect grand mama.
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  • whatever made me think that this thread might degenerate a bit ?
  • If you mix a medium and a very strong, like "shitcunt", does it level out at 'strong'?
  • cfgs said:

    How is SHIT less offensive than beaver?

    What about beaver shit?
  • Nothing will beat the Roger Mellie Profanasorus

    I still have my copy of the original. One of the most under appreciated literary works. It's where I first met the term "chocolate starfish"
  • Fuck is barely even a cuss word in the US, it is so common. Cunt, is probably more severe here than even in England, because here it is only used against women.
  • edited August 2017
    Carter said:

    sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Gateway to her guts
    Meat sleeve
    Furry axe wound
    Yawning Walrus
  • Bloodclat is not very British
  • where is Puntang?
  • where is Puntang?

    Cambridge.
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  • Any search on Google will show quite a number of people with the first name Richard and second name Edward - they are all real Dick Eds!
  • Any search on Google will show quite a number of people with the first name Richard and second name Edward - they are all real Dick Eds!

    i actually know a Richard Edward
  • sam3110 said:

    Rossman92 said:

    Yeah could someone please explain to me Beef Curtains

    Tuna canoe
    Badly packed kebab
    Sideways smile
    Love tuna canoe!
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