Three points off the bottom. Playing badly, not scoring goals even with Zaha in the team. No other strikers to speak of, and failed in the last three transfer windows to find anyone else to play up front.
Just need the other dross down there to make the most of this opportunity.
Three points off the bottom. Playing badly, not scoring goals even with Zaha in the team. No other strikers to speak of, and failed in the last three transfer windows to find anyone else to play up front.
Just need the other dross down there to make the most of this opportunity.
Three points off the bottom. Playing badly, not scoring goals even with Zaha in the team. No other strikers to speak of, and failed in the last three transfer windows to find anyone else to play up front.
Just need the other dross down there to make the most of this opportunity.
They've scored 5 in the last 3 games
They’ve scored 5 in the last 5 if you extend your facts.
Three points off the bottom. Playing badly, not scoring goals even with Zaha in the team. No other strikers to speak of, and failed in the last three transfer windows to find anyone else to play up front.
Just need the other dross down there to make the most of this opportunity.
They've scored 5 in the last 3 games
Haha sorry, I left out ‘enough’.
I posted that while sitting at a bar in Vegas, getting some breakfast and watching the football. Halfway through the City game a bloke came and sat next to me. Struck up a conversation about football. He seemed nice enough, I asked him who he supported.
“I’m a Crystal Palace fan,” he responded.
I spammed my forehead on the bar several times.
“Of all the clubs in the world, you support the one club whose stadium I’d happily drop a small thermonuclear device on. Actually, a hand grenade would probably do enough damage that Meccano set and twigs stadium.”
To his credit, he chuckled. “Charlton fan?” he asked.
We got on quite well. He spoke logically, had some interesting things to say. Didn’t bother getting smug about the current state of affairs. It was almost enough for me to not hate Palace for an hour or two.
Actually, it wasn’t even close to enough. That’s a stupid exaggeration. Nice guy, shit taste in football clubs.
Three points off the bottom. Playing badly, not scoring goals even with Zaha in the team. No other strikers to speak of, and failed in the last three transfer windows to find anyone else to play up front.
Just need the other dross down there to make the most of this opportunity.
They've scored 5 in the last 3 games
Haha sorry, I left out ‘enough’.
I posted that while sitting at a bar in Vegas, getting some breakfast and watching the football. Halfway through the City game a bloke came and sat next to me. Struck up a conversation about football. He seemed nice enough, I asked him who he supported.
“I’m a Crystal Palace fan,” he responded.
I spammed my forehead on the bar several times.
“Of all the clubs in the world, you support the one club whose stadium I’d happily drop a small thermonuclear device on. Actually, a hand grenade would probably do enough damage that Meccano set and twigs stadium.”
To his credit, he chuckled. “Charlton fan?” he asked.
We got on quite well. He spoke logically, had some interesting things to say. Didn’t bother getting smug about the current state of affairs. It was almost enough for me to not hate Palace for an hour or two.
Actually, it wasn’t even close to enough. That’s a stupid exaggeration. Nice guy, shit taste in football clubs.
Three points off the bottom. Playing badly, not scoring goals even with Zaha in the team. No other strikers to speak of, and failed in the last three transfer windows to find anyone else to play up front.
Just need the other dross down there to make the most of this opportunity.
They've scored 5 in the last 3 games
Haha sorry, I left out ‘enough’.
I posted that while sitting at a bar in Vegas, getting some breakfast and watching the football. Halfway through the City game a bloke came and sat next to me. Struck up a conversation about football. He seemed nice enough, I asked him who he supported.
“I’m a Crystal Palace fan,” he responded.
I spammed my forehead on the bar several times.
“Of all the clubs in the world, you support the one club whose stadium I’d happily drop a small thermonuclear device on. Actually, a hand grenade would probably do enough damage that Meccano set and twigs stadium.”
To his credit, he chuckled. “Charlton fan?” he asked.
We got on quite well. He spoke logically, had some interesting things to say. Didn’t bother getting smug about the current state of affairs. It was almost enough for me to not hate Palace for an hour or two.
Actually, it wasn’t even close to enough. That’s a stupid exaggeration. Nice guy, shit taste in football clubs.
Great post !
Do not have a bet in Vegas though, that is proper shit luck,
in all of Vegas to sit next to a Palarse supporter.
Three points off the bottom. Playing badly, not scoring goals even with Zaha in the team. No other strikers to speak of, and failed in the last three transfer windows to find anyone else to play up front.
Just need the other dross down there to make the most of this opportunity.
Zaha and Tomkin both suspended for their game v Leicester
What's quite funny is that both picked up their bookings in injury time at the end of the match, and as a result miss a winnable match (Leicester), whereas if they'd been booked in that match they'd have missed Man City away!
Zaha and Tomkin both suspended for their game v Leicester
What's quite funny is that both picked up their bookings in injury time at the end of the match, and as a result miss a winnable match (Leicester), whereas if they'd been booked in that match they'd have missed Man City away!
Are you insinuating the angel that is Zaha cheats? Surely not. All we ever get to read in mainstream media is how he is a victim during every game.
Hopefully they lose 1-0 to Leicester and then still get stuffed by 5 at Man City when the cheat returns.
Zaha and Tomkin both suspended for their game v Leicester
What's quite funny is that both picked up their bookings in injury time at the end of the match, and as a result miss a winnable match (Leicester), whereas if they'd been booked in that match they'd have missed Man City away!
Are you insinuating the angel that is Zaha cheats? Surely not. All we ever get to read in mainstream media is how he is a victim during every game.
Hopefully they lose 1-0 to Leicester and then still get stuffed by 5 at Man City when the cheat returns.
Surely it is the opposite of cheating? They screwed themselves.
Zaha and Tomkin both suspended for their game v Leicester
What's quite funny is that both picked up their bookings in injury time at the end of the match, and as a result miss a winnable match (Leicester), whereas if they'd been booked in that match they'd have missed Man City away!
Are you insinuating the angel that is Zaha cheats? Surely not. All we ever get to read in mainstream media is how he is a victim during every game.
Hopefully they lose 1-0 to Leicester and then still get stuffed by 5 at Man City when the cheat returns.
Surely it is the opposite of cheating? They screwed themselves.
Maybe they see it as palace can beat Leicester without them, but know that they have no chance against City without them.
Also I imagine Zaha would prefer to show off his skills to Pep with the hope he’ll get signed to City in January.
Although the below shows the current chasm between the nigels and us, I feel that their recent transfer dealings knock ours into a cocked hat.
None of the below are currently playing or available for their first team, though some have 'come off the bench' to assist in their defeats.
Christian Benteke £27,000,000 - £120k per week Connor Wickham £7,000,000 - £60k per week Alexander Sørloth £9,000,000 - £60k per week Scott Dann £4,250,000 - £60k per week Jordon Mutch £5,750,000 - £50k per week Jaïro Riedewald £7,900,000 - £55k per week Jason Puncheon £2,250,000 - £40k per week Jarosław Jach £2,750,000 - £35k per week Pape Souaré £3,400,000 - £35k per week Zeki Fryers £1,500,000 - £30k per week Joel Ward - £500,000 - £30k per week Vicente Guatia Free Transfer - £30k per week Lee Chung-Yong £1,000,000 - £22k per week
Although the below shows the current chasm between the nigels and us, I feel that their recent transfer dealings knock ours into a cocked hat.
None of the below are currently playing or available for their first team, though some have 'come off the bench' to assist in their defeats.
Christian Benteke £27,000,000 - £120k per week Connor Wickham £7,000,000 - £60k per week Alexander Sørloth £9,000,000 - £60k per week Scott Dann £4,250,000 - £60k per week Jordon Mutch £5,750,000 - £50k per week Jaïro Riedewald £7,900,000 - £55k per week Jason Puncheon £2,250,000 - £40k per week Jarosław Jach £2,750,000 - £35k per week Pape Souaré £3,400,000 - £35k per week Zeki Fryers £1,500,000 - £30k per week Joel Ward - £500,000 - £30k per week Vicente Guatia Free Transfer - £30k per week Lee Chung-Yong £1,000,000 - £22k per week
Blimey! What a waste of money! I think that is over £32 million a year and they are not even in the current team. Bankruptcy beckons.
That list is glorious. That's what I've hoped would happen with each signing. Praying they would be dead wood. But that's better than I could have dreamed. Sorloth cost £9m and hasn't scored a goal. Amazing. Benteke's record is pathetic too for that price. 1 in 4 with fuck all assists.
It's going to go horribly wrong for that club. It HAS to.
Hilarious that it's happening to Palace, but the sad reality is that it's what happens to most PL clubs.
Clubs seems to accumulate these flop signings on high salaries who can't be shifted, and when they go down have massive financial issues as they try and fail to move them on. You look at the squad we had when we were relegated in 2007 and compare it to the squad that went up in 2000 and there's a big difference. Much higher wages, much lower workrate and commitment to the club.
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Just need the other dross down there to make the most of this opportunity.
Not one to wish anything nice on Wet Spam but Thanks me old Cockerney Sparras!
I posted that while sitting at a bar in Vegas, getting some breakfast and watching the football. Halfway through the City game a bloke came and sat next to me. Struck up a conversation about football. He seemed nice enough, I asked him who he supported.
“I’m a Crystal Palace fan,” he responded.
I spammed my forehead on the bar several times.
“Of all the clubs in the world, you support the one club whose stadium I’d happily drop a small thermonuclear device on. Actually, a hand grenade would probably do enough damage that Meccano set and twigs stadium.”
To his credit, he chuckled. “Charlton fan?” he asked.
We got on quite well. He spoke logically, had some interesting things to say. Didn’t bother getting smug about the current state of affairs. It was almost enough for me to not hate Palace for an hour or two.
Actually, it wasn’t even close to enough. That’s a stupid exaggeration. Nice guy, shit taste in football clubs.
Do not have a bet in Vegas though, that is proper shit luck,
in all of Vegas to sit next to a Palarse supporter.
Just for old times sake.
Hopefully they lose 1-0 to Leicester and then still get stuffed by 5 at Man City when the cheat returns.
Also I imagine Zaha would prefer to show off his skills to Pep with the hope he’ll get signed to City in January.
None of the below are currently playing or available for their first team, though some have 'come off the bench' to assist in their defeats.
Christian Benteke £27,000,000 - £120k per week
Connor Wickham £7,000,000 - £60k per week
Alexander Sørloth £9,000,000 - £60k per week
Scott Dann £4,250,000 - £60k per week
Jordon Mutch £5,750,000 - £50k per week
Jaïro Riedewald £7,900,000 - £55k per week
Jason Puncheon £2,250,000 - £40k per week
Jarosław Jach £2,750,000 - £35k per week
Pape Souaré £3,400,000 - £35k per week
Zeki Fryers £1,500,000 - £30k per week
Joel Ward - £500,000 - £30k per week
Vicente Guatia Free Transfer - £30k per week
Lee Chung-Yong £1,000,000 - £22k per week
None of the below are currently playing or available for their first team, though some have 'come off the bench' to assist in their defeats.
Christian Benteke £27,000,000 - £120k per week
Connor Wickham £7,000,000 - £60k per week
Alexander Sørloth £9,000,000 - £60k per week
Scott Dann £4,250,000 - £60k per week
Jordon Mutch £5,750,000 - £50k per week
Jaïro Riedewald £7,900,000 - £55k per week
Jason Puncheon £2,250,000 - £40k per week
Jarosław Jach £2,750,000 - £35k per week
Pape Souaré £3,400,000 - £35k per week
Zeki Fryers £1,500,000 - £30k per week
Joel Ward - £500,000 - £30k per week
Vicente Guatia Free Transfer - £30k per week
Lee Chung-Yong £1,000,000 - £22k per week
Blimey! What a waste of money! I think that is over £32 million a year and they are not even in the current team. Bankruptcy beckons.
I mean Palace have paid him over £6m for ONE MINUTE of football over the past two years and he's contracted until June 2020.
Had his first come back game today for their U23s.
Scored a goal then got sent off and now has a ban.
It's going to go horribly wrong for that club. It HAS to.
Clubs seems to accumulate these flop signings on high salaries who can't be shifted, and when they go down have massive financial issues as they try and fail to move them on. You look at the squad we had when we were relegated in 2007 and compare it to the squad that went up in 2000 and there's a big difference. Much higher wages, much lower workrate and commitment to the club.