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How Big’s yer Knob?

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    cabbles said:

    I'm black. End of competition.

    My wife says that's a myth.















    She's a nurse before you all go Dave Mehmet on me
    I don't know Henry, I can pm you some videos if you want
    No, thanks.
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    Can't we just talk bollox about some bleddy football ....... ?

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    Uboat said:

    Mine's like McCormack...

    Useless.
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    Mines like Harry redknapp saggy and twitchy
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    cabbles said:

    I'm black. End of competition.

    My wife says that's a myth.















    She's a nurse before you all go Dave Mehmet on me
    I don't know Henry, I can pm you some videos if you want
    No, thanks.
    Okay. Let me know if you change your mind
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    Macronate said:

    Looking forward to the thread where the ladies compare their minges to Charlton players.

    Rod Fanny
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    Mine is 2 inches. My wife nicknamed it 'Justin'
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    4 inch Dijk of Steel.
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    Oggy Red said:


    Can't we just talk bollox?

    Not that n'all.
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    Mines like Harry redknapp saggy and twitchy

    This should be worthy of closing the thread. I've always thought Harry Redknapp was a pick but this is a new low.
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    Stop boasting, guys, you'll be asked if you're available for an audition in the centre circle under floodlights next.
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    Im defo a grower
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    Mines like Sheffield United it comes good
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    Nicholas said:

    Mines like Sheffield United it comes good

    Sheffield Wednesday, reporting for duty!
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    Mines bigger than Tottenhams
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    I've had no complaints...
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    I've never had any complaints but plenty of moans and groans
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    ;)

    There appear to have been a few recent posts of a “Personal” nature, I’m thinking specifically the “Debt” one.

    So thought I’d get this burning question on the agenda, obviously blokes only, unless we’ve got some Trans then they’re welcome to join in.

    Girls can have their own, how big are ya....... or whatever.

    I’m not prepared to comment on mine, until I’ve got a feel, for the general standard of exaggeration!

    Are you going for the record of oddest opening threads in a week?

    I think you win.
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    Have to bend mine in half to get 9 inches.
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    I got rid of me bike, but kept the trouser clips.
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    ;)

    There appear to have been a few recent posts of a “Personal” nature, I’m thinking specifically the “Debt” one.

    So thought I’d get this burning question on the agenda, obviously blokes only, unless we’ve got some Trans then they’re welcome to join in.

    Girls can have their own, how big are ya....... or whatever.

    I’m not prepared to comment on mine, until I’ve got a feel, for the general standard of exaggeration!

    Ffs
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    Mines like Harry redknapp saggy and twitchy

    Twitchy?!!!!!!!
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    Perhaps we can run this thread together with a Would Ya!
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    Congratulations Dave Mehmet you have won the weight of your penis in sweets. You have won a Tic Tac.
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    The (now defunct?) Playgirl magazine wanted me for a special Christmas edition "pull-out-and-keep centrefold".

    But the photographer didn't have an appropriate wide-angle lens.... Shame, it was their first experiment with scratch and sniff technology too!

    I have a friend known by everyone (except his wife who calls him Tony) as Pink. This is short for The Pink Panther. Not only does he look remarkably like the cartoon character but he has an appendage which goes a long way towards matching the big cat's tail...


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