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How Big’s yer Knob?

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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    Almost 3 inches. It's been swollen like this for months now.
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    twiggyaddicktwiggyaddick
    Mines like Naby Sarr, not required for 18 months but then produces a stellar performance
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Cant believe none of you have been prepared to show pictures... Here's mine as proof

    image
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    limeygentlimeygent
    Don't remember.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Henry Irving said:

    AFKABartram said:

    Henry Irving said:

    Addick in SW16 said:

    I'm black. End of competition.

    My wife says that's a myth

    She's a nurse before you all go Dave Mehmet on me
    Blimey, it's a bit lively round your breakfast table. We talk about the weather, popular music and the influence of the EU On Britain !
    That's the thing about being married to a nurse

    Me: Had a shit day at work, client was a pain

    Wife: Me too, I had to hold someone's heart in my hand while the surgeon operated

    Me: OK, I'll do the washing up
    Surely just holding his hand would suffice?
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Just caught this thread.

    How long till the football's back on?
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    MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    I don't like to boast, but I reckon I could enter a three legged race on my own!
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    BigbadbozmanBigbadbozman
    Exiled_Addick said:

    Mine's nicknamed Chris Perry, small at first glance but able to rise above seemingly larger specimens.

    Does it have a rash?
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    CHGCHG
    Has the "my dick is 4 inches, some girls don't like it that wide" joke been posted yet?
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    creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    I call mine JJ, mostly redundant with the odd seasonal appearance

    :(
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    creepyaddick said:

    I call mine JJ, mostly redundant with the odd seasonal appearance

    :(

    Nothing to do with the fact that your (middle) leg has gone?
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    sillav nitramsillav nitram
    AddickUpNorth said:

    None too shabby thanks.

    You got Ken’s?
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I don't like to boast, but I reckon I could enter a three legged race on my own!

    Likewise - my nickname in the showers at rugby was 'Tripod'.

    If I'm honest I had to bend slightly at the knees! Ok, kneel down.

    Alright!!! lay down.
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    lolwraylolwray
    never really measured it ..my socks get in the way

    (but i do wear very long socks)
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    lolwray said:

    never really measured it ..my socks get in the way

    (but i do wear very long socks)

    Be honest - they're tights, aren't they?
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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    I don't like to boast, but I reckon I could enter a three legged race on my own!

    You'll end up in prison. Look what happened to Rolf.
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    SwisdomSwisdom
    When I get out of the shower and walk across the bathroom I leave two footprints and a line
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    LargeAddickLargeAddick
    Swisdom said:

    When I get out of the shower and walk across the bathroom I leave two footprints and a line

    your bathroom only 1ft by 1ft?

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    lolwraylolwray
    bobmunro said:

    lolwray said:

    never really measured it ..my socks get in the way

    (but i do wear very long socks)

    Be honest - they're tights, aren't they?
    i am a suspenders man actually
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    lolwray said:

    bobmunro said:

    lolwray said:

    never really measured it ..my socks get in the way

    (but i do wear very long socks)

    Be honest - they're tights, aren't they?
    i am a suspenders man actually
    Me too.

    image
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    BowieAddickBowieAddick
    5' 9" but I married him so too late now
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    7" soft
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    To_Be_FranckTo_Be_Franck
    Just tried to upload a pic to show you all. *error, file too big*
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    As my ex father in law was want to say...

    "You wouldn't want it on the end of your nose as a wort!"
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