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Roland blowing our transfer budget on a farm!

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  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,873

    It's a disgrace. He hasn't even sold Konsa yet.

    Fear not!

    There's a method in his madness.

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    TD head scout.

    Been playing farm simulator on the ps4. obvious choice.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,873
    cabbles said:

    Meire’s already dropped a bollock by referring to the hotel’s customers as fans

    She thought a good way to advertise the farm would be to film 2 horses going at it
  • I wonder if the heating will break down every January.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,137
    Can you imagine what a ludicrous understaffed shitfest a Roland Hotel would be. Dickhead
  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    I wonder if he'll ever turn up to look at it.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Fumbluff said:

    Can you imagine what a ludicrous understaffed shitfest a Roland Hotel would be. Dickhead

    Boiler is packed in.
    Paltry chip servings.
    Advert is a couple dogging in the garden.
    The reception area is an NHS call centre on weekdays.
    Owner is always dancing in the bar with his niece in a pair of duct-tape shoes.
    Anyone who complains is called a racist.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,137
    Fiiish said:

    Fumbluff said:

    Can you imagine what a ludicrous understaffed shitfest a Roland Hotel would be. Dickhead

    Boiler is packed in.
    Paltry chip servings.
    Advert is a couple dogging in the garden.
    The reception area is an NHS call centre on weekdays.
    Owner is always dancing in the bar with his niece in a pair of duct-tape shoes.
    Anyone who complains is called a racist.
    Got to pick you up on that, the boiler isn’t packed in, I believe an estate agent would say “includes space for a boiler”
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,422
    Front of house staff already in place, all credit to Ditch UK.......image
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,968
    I wonder what the restaurant is like in the hotel

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  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,137
    cafc999 said:

    I wonder what the restaurant is like in the hotel

    Spotty 14-yr old googles up the menus from YouTube without even trying them out first. Current specials include "Star Wars stew" which was from an 80's edition of Blue Peter, but Daisy uses cheaper ingredients found growing in some of Roland's other quality real estate investments...
  • cafc999 said:

    I wonder what the restaurant is like in the hotel

    Hopefully they've stocked up on vinegar.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,025
    Opening in May?

    Wonder if he will allow any visitors from South East London :wink:
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,849
    Old man Roland's bought a farm
    He will never go
  • stonemuse said:

    Opening in May?

    Wonder if he will allow any visitors from South East London :wink:

    Opening in May?

    Well this is how it looked three weeks ago so I very much doubt it.



  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,703
    Sounds like a great place to protest.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,058

    stonemuse said:

    Opening in May?

    Wonder if he will allow any visitors from South East London :wink:

    Opening in May?

    Well this is how it looked three weeks ago so I very much doubt it.



    It'll be fine. Same project manager as the training ground and that's all going according to...oh!
  • opening next May just in time for us all to book rooms after our Play Off Final Victory, 4-4 then gruelling a penalty shootout victory. Rather then head into London to celebrate we can all book into the hotel and have a good dance on the front lawn. Vinegar Pissers the lot of you :)
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,370
    The Belgian version of Fawlty Towers?
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,201
    'With each new manager we have improved our trip advisor rankings.'

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  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,423
    I read their food hygiene score was recently relegated from 4/5 to 3/5. When I questioned this the owner blamed it on the customers. The fact that he hired a chef and a cleaner with no experience had nothing to do with it.
  • MartinCAFC
    MartinCAFC Posts: 3,227
    edited December 2017
    "When I arrived, a man in a waistcoat known as 'Karel' was only too happy to greet me upon arrival, take my car keys and park my car."

    "Once we had checked in, Karel then returned to carry our suitcases to our room."
  • cafc999
    cafc999 Posts: 4,968
    I hear that someone went for afternoon tea but it took ages for the sandwiches to turn up because the manager kept rearranging them, he then blamed everyone else for the delay
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,006
    I heard that he is going to offer special rates to all Charlton supporters, probably twice the normal price :wink:
  • CatAddick
    CatAddick Posts: 2,388
    The hotel manager said to me that they had no concern for the history of the farn and there was no intention for customers to have a good stay (apparently there was another restaurant down the road if we didn’t like the food). The owner’s plan is just to train staff and then pocket a finders fee when they move on to more successful hotels that concentrate on good service and have ambition to grow.
  • limeygent
    limeygent Posts: 3,217
    A BIG "Roland Out" sign would look terrific on the front of that building.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,873
    Sort of just makes me angry how fucking awfully they have run our club. The truth is, they probably won't treat the farm anywhere near as disresctfully and terribly as they have with our club.

    Why? Roland is a multi millionaire entrepreneur. He is NOT stupid.

    We have never had an honest answer to that question.

    I just think behind all the dancing, he's an extremely bitter manipulating old c*nt that has to damage something in order to feel better about himself.

    Having more money does not automatically make you better then anyone.