Secret single behaviour

DaveMehmet

Cardinal Sin said:

My wife is out and have been on porn hub all evening but have just started reading the same old nonsense on Charlton Life. Not sure what I will do next though but I have been given a few ideas here.

iamdan

RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

iamdan said:

I host bukkake parties.

Everyone come round yours?

Jesus.

SuedeAdidas

iamdan said:

I host bukkake parties.

That’s one in the eye for the missus

iamdan

Baldybonce said:

iamdan said:

I host bukkake parties.

come again?

The dog has no choice.

iamdan

Dog as in lady, not an animal. ffs.

Stig

RodneyCharltonTrotta

iamdan

Stig said:

One of my better shots. Wifes shoes add to the look.

Fiiish

Stig said:

A look of excitement rarely seen on an Airedale.

Clem_Snide

Bass Solo

limeygent

Browse Itunes, costs me a small fortune.

ElfsborgAddick

I eat fish and chips whilst watching x-hamster.

Gravesend_Addick

The Mrs is away for a couple of days. I'm sure she's expecting me to spend the weekend on the piss, but the truth is, I enjoy my own company & the time to myself, so I'll probably just get a takeaway & watch whatever I want on tv

SDAddick

I'm single and live alone but when in relationships the answer is always very sex drugs and rock n roll.

Binge podcasts while playing FIFA. Maybe watch the odd alien or conspiracy show.

I know what you're thinking, "how is he single?"

Anna_Kissed

I re-read my numerous back issues of Racing Post and Horse & Hound

Uboat

I chat to Alexa. We get on very well.

Riviera

I really could not say.

Wheresmeticket

I have a couple of OCD twitches but I wouldn't know how to begin to explain them...

Curb_It

I dare not google bukakke? Or however it’s spelt. But have a feeling my curiosity may get the better of me...

RaplhMilne

Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

cashncarry

I piss on the toilet seat

Stu_of_Kunming

Greenie Junior said:

Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

Winning. My Mrs think it's beyond weird that sometimes I just wanna sit.

Addickted2TheReds

I meet an unbelievably good looking Australian girl...

@Curb_It ....

Dazzler21

I play video games, eat crap food and sometimes get the B.B. gun out and run between rooms shooting paper targets and pretending I’m an action hero....

sam3110

I usually end up playing random old video games or I'll binge watch an old series/films I haven't seen yet, usually whilst drinking a huge amount of coffee

JohnBoyUK

Curb_It said:

I dare not google bukakke? Or however it’s spelt. But have a feeling my curiosity may get the better of me...

Just don’t google it in the office FFS lol

North Lower Neil

bobmunro said:

North Lower Neil said:

Fiiish said:

North Lower Neil said:

Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

That's disgusting.

I just eat mine on the toilet.

Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?

I just tried that but it didn’t work. How long are your arms?

Even worse when it's a hidden behind the wall cistern. Almost like they don't expect you to need to use it for your dinner.

Taxi_Lad

Stu_of_Kunming said:

Greenie Junior said:

Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

Winning. My Mrs think it's beyond weird that sometimes I just wanna sit.

I nearly always sit. So much easier to scroll through Charlton Life. In fact I'm going this now

Curb_It

RaplhMilne said:

Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

DaveMehmet

Curb_It said:

RaplhMilne said:

Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

Don’t ask them for photographic evidence