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  • robroy
    robroy Posts: 4,426
    edited January 2018
    When the Mrs is out. Only one thing for it, dual screen action.

    Red tube on one- xhamster on the other!
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    I usually just sit there in silence and think how wonderful it is not having her chat shit the whole time.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    cantersaddick said:

    I usually just sit there in silence and think how wonderful it is not having her chat shit the whole time.

    And sorting out car insurance issues due to shit parking.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    DaveMehmet said:

    cantersaddick said:

    I usually just sit there in silence and think how wonderful it is not having her chat shit the whole time.

    And sorting out car insurance issues due to shit parking.
    That too.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    Curb_It said:

    RaplhMilne said:

    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

    Please come back and tell us what they know.

    ( That's my Saturday night sorted!
    Missus is off out)
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    .
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    Curb_It said:

    RaplhMilne said:

    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

    I've never heard of it either. I'll ask Mr Tatters.
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,640
    Arsenetatters said:

    Curb_It said:

    RaplhMilne said:

    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

    I've never heard of it either. I'll ask Mr Tatters.
    NOT in the pub when he's with his mates.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    Arsenetatters said:

    Curb_It said:

    RaplhMilne said:

    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

    I've never heard of it either. I'll ask Mr Tatters.
    Oh dear. I now know what it is.
  • CharltonPete
    CharltonPete Posts: 353
    Fiiish said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    Fiiish said:

    North Lower Neil said:

    Heard this term today, weird (clean!) things you do when you're home alone and/or your partner ir flatmates etc away for the night etc and you

    Bloke who was telling me about it apparently gets a take away curry and eats it in the bath.

    That's disgusting.

    I just eat mine on the toilet.
    Turned the wrong way round so you've got the cistern as a tray?
    That's genius. That'll stop my bhaji falling in the bowl.
    Cuts out the middle man
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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Greenie Junior said:

    Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

    That's my boy!
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Arsenetatters said:

    Arsenetatters said:

    Curb_It said:

    RaplhMilne said:

    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

    I've never heard of it either. I'll ask Mr Tatters.
    Oh dear. I now know what it is.
    That'll teach you for sticking your face in everywhere. It was only going to turn messy wasn't it...
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    Greenie Junior said:

    Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

    why do you need to wait until you're home alone? my bathroom has a door on it so I can piss in the sink whether anyone else is in to not
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    Stu_of_Kunming said:

    Greenie Junior said:

    Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

    Winning. My Mrs think it's beyond weird that sometimes I just wanna sit.
    Absolutely nothing wrong with this. The ideal time to scroll through this site
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Curb_It said:

    RaplhMilne said:

    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

    They're all going to say 'no.'
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    I’m single so perhaps like @SDAddick as I am partial to ancient aliens, I need to really look at myself
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    Cardinal Sin said:

    Curb_It said:

    RaplhMilne said:

    Unless your 14 years old. Not knowing what Bukakke is, would be an indication of a very sheltered life !

    I’ve definitely not lived a sheltered life but honestly never heard the word before.

    I’m off to ask my girlfriends if they have.

    They're all going to say 'no.'
    I now know why this is funny. Don't ask @Curb_It
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,220
    One in the group of 5 so far.
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    I’m single so perhaps like @SDAddick as I am partial to ancient aliens, I need to really evaluate my life
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  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Other half away for 2 weeks in April, what to do?
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,974
    Curb_It said:

    One in the group of 5 so far.

    @Curb_It I am guessing you now know what this is. I think ignorance was bliss.....
    but you can't 'unknow' something. Sadly my curious mind has many questions I would to ask - but I'm guessing Mr Tatters isn't the one to answer them.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    Curb_It said:

    One in the group of 5 so far.

    Any idea where she drinks?
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    edited January 2018
    DaveMehmet said:

    Curb_It said:

    One in the group of 5 so far.

    Any idea where she drinks?
    Normally and the end innit?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    DaveMehmet said:

    Curb_It said:

    One in the group of 5 so far.

    Any idea where she drinks?
    I'd be more concerned about WHAT she drinks
  • Charlton and on
    Charlton and on Posts: 964
    DA9 said:

    Other half away for 2 weeks in April, what to do?

    Got the house to myself today/night. Once I get a few of the obvious out the way I think I'm going to sit on the toilet backwards and eat a curry
  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    rina said:

    Greenie Junior said:

    Sit down wee’s. An absolute treat for any man

    why do you need to wait until you're home alone? my bathroom has a door on it so I can piss in the sink whether anyone else is in to not
    Because doing it all the time would be a bit weird. If you done something all the time, it wouldn’t be a treat
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    DA9 said:

    Other half away for 2 weeks in April, what to do?

    Binge on Elvis films, and don't forget to feed your son occasionally... :smiley:
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Algarveaddick said:

    DA9 said:

    Other half away for 2 weeks in April, what to do?

    Binge on Elvis films, and don't forget to feed your son occasionally... :smiley:
    He will be with her, but otherwise a good idea :smiley:
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    Would love to join in but I never, ever, have time without the wife & kids - clearly doing something wrong

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