She says shes visiting relatives but I reckon shes snuck back in and stolen the glass along with the tea cup . This is the start of it bob , she's slowly driving you mad , this is what they all do . My advice - get out quick
Or she is slowly moving out .............
If it’s 1 item a month, he’s in for a f**king long wait.
My advice to Bob would be to make his Girlfriend disappear- I can assist with body disposal at very reasonable rates - PM me if interested.
She says shes visiting relatives but I reckon shes snuck back in and stolen the glass along with the tea cup . This is the start of it bob , she's slowly driving you mad , this is what they all do . My advice - get out quick
Or she is slowly moving out .............
If it’s 1 item a month, he’s in for a f**king long wait.
My advice to Bob would be to make his Girlfriend disappear- I can assist with body disposal at very reasonable rates - PM me if interested.
Thanks RO I can do without a glass & a cup but I was hoping to hold onto the GF for a while yet. Should the situation change I'll drop you a PM
Shin pads... Not allowed to play in my 7-aside league without them, they're always about on the weekend, but disappear on the evening I play... had to just dump them in the car to stop it happening!
I've been seeing this bird for a few weeks. Last week she turned up with a tea cup. That's strange I thought. Then this week she turned up with a glass. Can't wait for next week's gift.
I've been seeing this bird for a few weeks. Last week she turned up with a tea cup. That's strange I thought. Then this week she turned up with a glass. Can't wait for next week's gift.
A month or two back I noticed that one of our tea cups was missing, asked my girl friend if she had broken one or thrown it away for some reason but she said no so I had a good look in cupboards where it shouldn't be etc etc until I had to admit defeat because it wasn't anywhere to be found. Have to say (sadly) i thought gf was lying but it's only a cup & so I said nothing & let the matter drop. She has been away since Thursday visiting relatives, yesterday morning I used a glass for some fruit juice & went out shopping leaving the glass in the sink. We only have two of these glasses, they were in the flat when we moved in & I always use them for juice. When I came home from shopping i fancied some more juice so went to the cupboard for the second glass, second glass is missing. Checked the draining board, cups & plates no glass. Checked all cupboards, looked in microwave, fridge cooker (just in case i'm going mad/forgetful) but no glass. There were two after GF had left for visit & now there's only one & I don't have the faintest idea where the other one is ! Anyone else experience anything similar ?
God yes. Although I was using industrial quantities of LSD at the time. Could that be the issue here?
Shin pads... Not allowed to play in my 7-aside league without them, they're always about on the weekend, but disappear on the evening I play... had to just dump them in the car to stop it happening!
Football boots went missing on Saturday morning. Funny enough turned up exactly where the missus said they'd be and I'd already looked. I think I'm being trolled in my own house.
Almost every time I have to get on a pair of stepladders to undo a screw up high - I drop the screw - never to be seen again. I crawl around on the floor, get a torch, but I think its gone to another dimension...
Shin pads... Not allowed to play in my 7-aside league without them, they're always about on the weekend, but disappear on the evening I play... had to just dump them in the car to stop it happening!
Football boots went missing on Saturday morning. Funny enough turned up exactly where the missus said they'd be and I'd already looked. I think I'm being trolled in my own house.
I had to check who posted this - thought it was Josh Magennis at first glance.
Not sure its disappearing but I reckon the bloke who swaps your phillips and flat screwdrivers depending on which one you don't need is the same bloke who swaps the AA and AAA batteries around
She says shes visiting relatives but I reckon shes snuck back in and stolen the glass along with the tea cup . This is the start of it bob , she's slowly driving you mad , this is what they all do . My advice - get out quick
To be quite honest Bob, I doubt if this is to do with your current girlfriend, maybe the one before. Sleep tight.
And your next one will be a bunny boiler. So it could get worse.
Almost every time I have to get on a pair of stepladders to undo a screw up high - I drop the screw - never to be seen again. I crawl around on the floor, get a torch, but I think its gone to another dimension...
Take your socks off and walk around barefooted... You can bet every penny you own that your foot will find it!!
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My advice to Bob would be to make his Girlfriend disappear- I can assist with body disposal at very reasonable rates - PM me if interested.
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Last week she turned up with a tea cup.
That's strange I thought.
Then this week she turned up with a glass.
Can't wait for next week's gift.
I'm so pleased as I can now have a bath in the evenings.
So it could get worse.
But it’s probably just kids...
Do you know Gary's mate, Trevor?