A month or two back I noticed that one of our tea cups was missing, asked my girl friend if she had broken one or thrown it away for some reason but she said no so I had a good look in cupboards where it shouldn't be etc etc until I had to admit defeat because it wasn't anywhere to be found. Have to say (sadly) i thought gf was lying but it's only a cup & so I said nothing & let the matter drop. She has been away since Thursday visiting relatives, yesterday morning I used a glass for some fruit juice & went out shopping leaving the glass in the sink. We only have two of these glasses, they were in the flat when we moved in & I always use them for juice. When I came home from shopping i fancied some more juice so went to the cupboard for the second glass, second glass is missing. Checked the draining board, cups & plates no glass. Checked all cupboards, looked in microwave, fridge cooker (just in case i'm going mad/forgetful) but no glass. There were two after GF had left for visit & now there's only one & I don't have the faintest idea where the other one is ! Anyone else experience anything similar ?
Does your girlfriend have a ex called Trevor? If so I think he may be watching you from the wardrobe.
A month or two back I noticed that one of our tea cups was missing, asked my girl friend if she had broken one or thrown it away for some reason but she said no so I had a good look in cupboards where it shouldn't be etc etc until I had to admit defeat because it wasn't anywhere to be found. Have to say (sadly) i thought gf was lying but it's only a cup & so I said nothing & let the matter drop. She has been away since Thursday visiting relatives, yesterday morning I used a glass for some fruit juice & went out shopping leaving the glass in the sink. We only have two of these glasses, they were in the flat when we moved in & I always use them for juice. When I came home from shopping i fancied some more juice so went to the cupboard for the second glass, second glass is missing. Checked the draining board, cups & plates no glass. Checked all cupboards, looked in microwave, fridge cooker (just in case i'm going mad/forgetful) but no glass. There were two after GF had left for visit & now there's only one & I don't have the faintest idea where the other one is ! Anyone else experience anything similar ?
I now buy a pair whenever I go to boots, they enter my house and they are vanished within 24 hours. Without exaggeration I would say I've bought over 20 pairs of nail clippers, big ones too. I've tried hiding them in tactical locations, I'd even secured some with double sided tape to the back of a wardrobe door and a kitchen cupboard. I've got a whitlow on my thumb which I'll now bite off and make bleed because I can't locate one pair of nail clippers to do the job neatly
All this missing sock comments. Try looking in the location that you last logged in to pornhub. You’ll probably find a pile there - although they are probably well crusty now and fit for the bin.
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I started one last Friday then it got blocked after three hours.
I now buy a pair whenever I go to boots, they enter my house and they are vanished within 24 hours. Without exaggeration I would say I've bought over 20 pairs of nail clippers, big ones too. I've tried hiding them in tactical locations, I'd even secured some with double sided tape to the back of a wardrobe door and a kitchen cupboard. I've got a whitlow on my thumb which I'll now bite off and make bleed because I can't locate one pair of nail clippers to do the job neatly
That’s brilliant