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The simple pleasures in life...

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    cfgscfgs
    McBobbin said:

    cfgs said:

    McBobbin said:

    cfgs said:

    Having a poo and not having one of the kids trying to get in every few seconds.

    How I long for that. This morning, both stood outside the bog shouting "daddy is doing a poo" and making farting noises.
    Open the door next time, that will teach them.
    Tried that. They came in an added the cry "I can see Daddy's winkie" to their repertoire. They swifty also learned "f*** off"
    Good to see you are educating them.
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    RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    Watching Shrek 3 with the kids with a roast cooking and a couple of beers.
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    SoundAsa£ said:

    Walking my dog in beautiful woodland.....especially on a sunny day and seeing shafts of sunlight breaking through the trees.
    Magic....and it doesn’t cost you a penny!

    Apart from all the costs of owning a dog, surely?
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    AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    edited February 2018
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    MrOneLung said:

    AFKABartram said:

    A hot bath

    Northerner Alert!!
    eh?? Northerners don't have baths!! If they want to get clean (which 99% of them never do) they go for a dip in the local river.

    Whilst trying to dodge Tarka the Otter. Tis true.


    Life’s tough up here.
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    AddickUpNorthAddickUpNorth
    Just waking up next to Mrs AUN every morning.
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    Davo55Davo55
    The first signs of approaching spring: snowdrops in a meadow, early crocus along the roadside, the pink flush of blossom buds on some trees.
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    charltonkestoncharltonkeston
    Laying in hammock, in the garden, on a summers evening and your wife making you a half pint of gin and tonic.
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    LennyLowrentLennyLowrent
    there's one speed hump in Perth I love driving over. I'm a bit apprehensive revealing why...
    It should be marketed as a tourist attraction
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    cabblescabbles
    When you wake up on either a Saturday or a Sunday morning momentarily disorientated, and think you’re late for work, only to realise it’s the weekend
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    ValleyGary said:

    Getting into a bed with newly cleaned sheets

    It’s the state that they are in when you wake up that’s the problem.
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    FumbluffFumbluff
    MrLargo said:

    A cheddar cheese sandwich, on fresh bloomer bread, with real butter and Haywards Piccalilli.

    Or with Red Leicester and Brandon Pickle.

    Watching 4 football matches on telly on the same day without anyone telling you off, whilst eating what I want, drinking what I want and wearing a pair of ill-fitting, appalling looking but extremely comfortable tracksuit trousers.

    Watching a hungry boa constrictor sliding through Roland Duchatelet's bedroom window.

    I used to know Brandon Pickle but I didn’t relish meeting him....
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    cantersaddickcantersaddick
    DaveMehmet said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Getting into a bed with a newly cleaned brass

    Had to check this thread when I had seen Mehmet had commented. Didn't disappoint.
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    waking up on a Sunday hangover free watching match of the day with a cuppa.
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    pettgrapettgra
    Finding out your missus has put your underpants on the radiator. Not me wearing them at the same time by the way.
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    3blokes3blokes
    edited February 2018
    A fish finger sandwich( with a bit of melted cheese) for breakfast, and a coffee, while I watch a shite episode of Star Trek.
    Everyone else in the household may hate me for it, and I concede some of it could be grounds for divorce, but tbh I don’t effing care! :wink:
    Live your life, I say....
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    Curb_ItCurb_It
    What on earth have I walked in to on this thread??
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    DamoNorthStandDamoNorthStand
    The first day after a long winter when its warm enough to wear a t shirt and you can feel warm sun on your face for the first time in nearly 5 months.
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    Big_Bad_WorldBig_Bad_World
    Two away wins on the bounce.
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    StigStig
    Big_Bad_World said:

    Two away wins on the bounce.

    It's on my bucket list.
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    Toasted ham and mascarpone cheese sandwich for breakfast......washed down with Twinings breakfast tea.
    Get in there!
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Is it safe for me to get out the bath yet?
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