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The simple pleasures in life...

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  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    McBobbin said:

    cfgs said:

    McBobbin said:

    cfgs said:

    Having a poo and not having one of the kids trying to get in every few seconds.

    How I long for that. This morning, both stood outside the bog shouting "daddy is doing a poo" and making farting noises.
    Open the door next time, that will teach them.
    Tried that. They came in an added the cry "I can see Daddy's winkie" to their repertoire. They swifty also learned "f*** off"
    Good to see you are educating them.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Watching Shrek 3 with the kids with a roast cooking and a couple of beers.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,990
    seth plum said:

    A decent cup of tea in itself is one, as is the purring of a friendly cat.

    Not if the cat is George Galloway :smile:
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    SoundAsa£ said:

    Walking my dog in beautiful woodland.....especially on a sunny day and seeing shafts of sunlight breaking through the trees.
    Magic....and it doesn’t cost you a penny!

    Apart from all the costs of owning a dog, surely?
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    edited February 2018
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    MrOneLung said:

    AFKABartram said:

    A hot bath

    Northerner Alert!!
    eh?? Northerners don't have baths!! If they want to get clean (which 99% of them never do) they go for a dip in the local river.

    Whilst trying to dodge Tarka the Otter. Tis true.


    Life’s tough up here.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Just waking up next to Mrs AUN every morning.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Just waking up next to Mrs AUN every morning.

    Puke ;)
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    Fry up and cuppa tea in a cafe.

    Nice walk on a crisp, sunny winters morning.

    A spontaneous take-away.

    A productive weekend.

    Boss phoning in sick at work.

    Building a flat-pack without any issues.

    A bed-day.

    Seeing a big gorgeous dog

    Women with their pins out on a summers day.

    First sip of a long-awaited pint.
  • moutuakilla
    moutuakilla Posts: 7,568
    Waking up before your alarm goes off, looking up at it and realising you still have a few hours left in bed
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    A cheddar cheese sandwich, on fresh bloomer bread, with real butter and Haywards Piccalilli.

    Or with Red Leicester and Brandon Pickle.

    Watching 4 football matches on telly on the same day without anyone telling you off, whilst eating what I want, drinking what I want and wearing a pair of ill-fitting, appalling looking but extremely comfortable tracksuit trousers.

    Watching a hungry boa constrictor sliding through Roland Duchatelet's bedroom window.
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  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    The first signs of approaching spring: snowdrops in a meadow, early crocus along the roadside, the pink flush of blossom buds on some trees.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    Getting into a bed with newly cleaned sheets
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,359
    Laying in hammock, in the garden, on a summers evening and your wife making you a half pint of gin and tonic.
  • LennyLowrent
    LennyLowrent Posts: 2,705
    there's one speed hump in Perth I love driving over. I'm a bit apprehensive revealing why...
    It should be marketed as a tourist attraction
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    When you wake up on either a Saturday or a Sunday morning momentarily disorientated, and think you’re late for work, only to realise it’s the weekend
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    When you get home from work and change out of your work suit into your usual casual clothes.

    Feels bloody amazing after a long day!!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Just waking up next to Mrs AUN every morning.

    Agreed.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ValleyGary said:

    Getting into a bed with newly cleaned sheets

    It’s the state that they are in when you wake up that’s the problem.
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    MrLargo said:

    A cheddar cheese sandwich, on fresh bloomer bread, with real butter and Haywards Piccalilli.

    Or with Red Leicester and Brandon Pickle.

    Watching 4 football matches on telly on the same day without anyone telling you off, whilst eating what I want, drinking what I want and wearing a pair of ill-fitting, appalling looking but extremely comfortable tracksuit trousers.

    Watching a hungry boa constrictor sliding through Roland Duchatelet's bedroom window.

    I used to know Brandon Pickle but I didn’t relish meeting him....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,595
    ValleyGary said:

    Getting into a bed with a newly cleaned brass

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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    DaveMehmet said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Getting into a bed with a newly cleaned brass

    Had to check this thread when I had seen Mehmet had commented. Didn't disappoint.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    waking up on a Sunday hangover free watching match of the day with a cuppa.
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,572
    Finding out your missus has put your underpants on the radiator. Not me wearing them at the same time by the way.
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    edited February 2018
    A fish finger sandwich( with a bit of melted cheese) for breakfast, and a coffee, while I watch a shite episode of Star Trek.
    Everyone else in the household may hate me for it, and I concede some of it could be grounds for divorce, but tbh I don’t effing care! :wink:
    Live your life, I say....
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,219
    What on earth have I walked in to on this thread??
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    The first day after a long winter when its warm enough to wear a t shirt and you can feel warm sun on your face for the first time in nearly 5 months.
  • Big_Bad_World
    Big_Bad_World Posts: 5,859
    Two away wins on the bounce.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Big_Bad_World said:

    Two away wins on the bounce.

    It's on my bucket list.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,477
    Toasted ham and mascarpone cheese sandwich for breakfast......washed down with Twinings breakfast tea.
    Get in there!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    Is it safe for me to get out the bath yet?

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