What do you identify as?

hoof_it_up_to_benty

In these modern days of self-identifying I feel it would be nice as part of our personal growth program on CL to share our stories.

To kick it off I have to admit to wanting to be Captain Scarlet when I was a child and having a daughter who wanted to be a dolphin when she was little.

Please share your journey....

Daggs

I self identify as a Black lesbian disabled autistic vegan. Usually...........
But I'm quite fluid ....................

Addickted

Daggs said:

I self identify as a Black lesbian disabled autistic vegan. Usually...........
But I'm quite fluid ....................

Are you doing anything this Saturday?

And what are you feelings about Nazi role play?

ricky_otto

I wanted to be Jimmy Savile - I’ve kind of gone off the idea over the last few years tbh.

blackpool72

Well this thread is weird

SuedeAdidas

I am Spartacus.

Justin20474

SuedeAdidas said:

I am Spartacus.

No, I’m Spartacus!!

hoof_it_up_to_benty

blackpool72 said:

Well this thread is weird

Life is weird man....

ForeverAddickted

SuedeAdidas said:

I am Spartacus.

I'm Brian and so's the wife!!

Fumbluff

I actually am Karl Robinson, I come on here like for hints and tips on the sly like and I have to say that these mods, they are just like the best, none of your phones or laptops or tablets or the like like would even work at all if it wasn’t for the work these lads do behind the scenes like. Oh and can I ask you not to, like, let on to anyone like as you know what the media can be like like eh, tanks.

hoof_it_up_to_benty

Fumbluff said:

I actually am Karl Robinson, I come on here like for hints and tips on the sly like and I have to say that these mods, they are just like the best, none of your phones or laptops or tablets or the like like would even work at all if it wasn’t for the work these lads do behind the scenes like. Oh and can I ask you not to, like, let on to anyone like as you know what the media can be like like eh, tanks.

Love you Karl....

ricky_otto

I want to be @ElfsborgAddick but fear that I’ll come up short .

Jack_Charlton

Daggs said:

I self identify as a Black lesbian disabled autistic vegan. Usually...........
But I'm quite fluid ....................

Did I pull you in the Millers once?

SuedeAdidas

Jack Charlton said:

Daggs said:

I self identify as a Black lesbian disabled autistic vegan. Usually...........
But I'm quite fluid ....................

Did I pull you off in the Millers once?

McBobbin

I identify as a number of things drawn from a list including the usual highly privileged but jealous ones but like to throw in "car owning" just to emphasize what a bellend I actually am.

Solidgone

An elderberry smelling hamster.

i_b_b_o_r_g

"Privileged white" bloke, with no "lived experiences"

Goonerhater

id like to be a Corbynista --- and instantly have all the answers with everyone else's money an OWN that moral high ground.




nah id burn myself in nano seconds especially when faced with Diane Abbot in the buff

Leuth

Sentient biological unit

clb74

Dildo

hawksmoor

I identify myself as Bond... James Bond. I only wear eye-liner for special missions.

ElfsborgAddick

Warwick Davis.

ShootersHillGuru

Increasingly as an old git

church-lane

I Identify as one if the professionally and permanently offended on here. Oh wait! That's not me, thats..........

cantersaddick

Did you just assume that I identify as something?!!??

cabbles

Consolidationist

Whenever I meet anyone in public or am asked beliefs/religion, I tell them I'm a devout Consolidationist.

They then ask me what Consolidationism is, and I explain

"Consolidationism was a movement started in in late 2016 by Russell Slade and continued by Karl Robinson and it is the goal of seeking a series of results or outcomes (usually draws) to sustain consecutive years of league One football, in perpetuity until the end of time"

Consolidationists seek a finish in the league one table of anywhere from 11th - 16th and drudgery. Highlights and examples of successful consolidationism are losing away at Oldham 1-0 and following up with a draw at Rochdale. Statistically and numerically, consolidationism can be represented in the following way W 14 D 18 L14 GF 60 GA 53 PTS 60

This numerical representation can swing lower, but not much higher

Consolidationism takes the form of 26 visits to the Bescott stadium in 31 years

If you would like to learn more about consolidationism, PM @The31YearMan or read my match report post Blackpool tomorrow night because using up two days annual leave for a trip to Blackpool in March, is very much an act of consolidationism. If we come home with a narrow defeat or draw, then those that practice consolidationism will have the required result or desired outcome

soapboxsam

Even though I have been an atheist since being told at 6 in Sunday school all those bullshit stories, I have always modelled myself on JESUS. I once made 2 tins of sardines and a loaf go between 12 of my mates round my house when my mum Mary was at the bingo. My dad Joe did his his nut when I pinched two bottles of wine from the rack he had just finished making to wash down the bread and fishes. He said at 13 we should only be drinking water. Still I acquired my disciples for life even if one did grass on me to the head master when I pinched the old gits ploughman's from his office. Jude was an opportunist cock who would do anything to be teacher's pet. I would love to be CAFC manager and take them back to the Premier. Problem is miracles take a little longer. Amen.