Appalling and sweeping generalisation alert!!
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People who do not indicate on roundabouts - ok I will sit here and try to guess which way you are going.6
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But surely that would block the box junction - no?soapy_jones said:Those yellow hatched no entry boxes at junctions that a surprisingly high percentage of the car driving population seem to ignore and thus block the flow of traffic.
Now, show me the link to a petition I can sign to have six foot long spikes or "man traps" for the want of a better two words, to fire out of the road and skewer these retards and their vehicles after say, 2 minutes. Then we could all have the pleasure of watching their useless decomposing carcasses for weeks, this would also act as a deterrent to even the most selfish of twats out on the roads...0 -
Most irritating thing with those box junctions is when someone ahead of you goes through one so you follow thinking there is enough space for your carsoapy_jones said:Those yellow hatched no entry boxes at junctions that a surprisingly high percentage of the car driving population seem to ignore and thus block the flow of traffic.
Now, show me the link to a petition I can sign to have six foot long spikes or "man traps" for the want of a better two words, to fire out of the road and skewer these retards and their vehicles after say, 2 minutes. Then we could all have the pleasure of watching their useless decomposing carcasses for weeks, this would also act as a deterrent to even the most selfish of twats out on the roads...
They then stop a stupid distance from the car in front, meaning that half your car is now sitting in the box junction making you look a twat!!1 -
Only oncebobmunro said:
But surely that would block the box junction - no?soapy_jones said:Those yellow hatched no entry boxes at junctions that a surprisingly high percentage of the car driving population seem to ignore and thus block the flow of traffic.
Now, show me the link to a petition I can sign to have six foot long spikes or "man traps" for the want of a better two words, to fire out of the road and skewer these retards and their vehicles after say, 2 minutes. Then we could all have the pleasure of watching their useless decomposing carcasses for weeks, this would also act as a deterrent to even the most selfish of twats out on the roads...0 -
I’m not a cabbie but am a racist, now F Off back to your own country;)PaddyP17 said:
I fucking HATE hackney carriages. They're unbelievably entitled and aggressive. I once crossed a road not at a crossing, but where there was a massive buildup behind a red light. The cabbie I attempted to cross in front of had left a yard between him and the car in front, but on seeing me crossing, moved forward so I couldn't get past. He then unleashed some choice swear words. Might have had a racial edge to it, but I don't know - there have been too many occasions where cabbies have told me to fuck off back to my own country, or asked my mates to do the same, or otherwise complain about "the foreigners".colthe3rd said:Category for black cab drivers as well.
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Ill give it 5 minutes...sillav nitram said:
I’m not a cabbie but am a racist, now F Off back to your own country;)PaddyP17 said:
I fucking HATE hackney carriages. They're unbelievably entitled and aggressive. I once crossed a road not at a crossing, but where there was a massive buildup behind a red light. The cabbie I attempted to cross in front of had left a yard between him and the car in front, but on seeing me crossing, moved forward so I couldn't get past. He then unleashed some choice swear words. Might have had a racial edge to it, but I don't know - there have been too many occasions where cabbies have told me to fuck off back to my own country, or asked my mates to do the same, or otherwise complain about "the foreigners".colthe3rd said:Category for black cab drivers as well.
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It seems strange that the big German manufacturers forget to add indicators to their cars.0
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People who accelerate when you start to overtake them.
People who slow down to 30 mph in front of you on motorway access slip roads.
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Everyone else....
But then, I am a sociopath.1 - Sponsored links:
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Corsa drivers.0
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I know it's supposed to be important to be honest, but some things are best left in the privacy of your own stable....bobmunro said:I drive a German skip lorry, and I love horses.
Do you want some?? ;-)
And, I'm not really sure about inviting others to share in your predilictions either.
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My mother in law is a such a stereotypical shit driver, she's like one of those ancient medical pictures of people with every disease. She drives a Nissan Micra incredibly slowly, takes an hour to turn right, hogs the left lane of the roundabout even if going right, all the while blissfully unaware of any other car on the road. She probably thinks they are all bad drivers as they swerve to avoid her, horns and lights blazing. She's about 4 foot tall and looks like Hans moleman behind the wheel.
Ive never been more fearful of my life than when I'm in the car with her.8 -
Now we have four lanes on some motorways we now have two middle lanes for the dozy tossers to choose who previously could only fuck up one lane of traffic.0
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As an in frequent driver I've noticed a big increase in overtaking on the inside lane on motorways, as well as cutting across sharply from the middle lane to exit slip road.
But it's none of you, they are all immigrants. According to my brother.1 -
People who constantly criticise the behaviour of other road users whilst flatly refusing to be critical of their own antics!
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To cheer all the good drivers up...heres a compilation of BMWs crashing at the Nurburgring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwoG7DJxQ6w
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Anyone with a nurburgring sticker on their car2
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My old man had diabetes and lost feeling in his feet, so he had hand controls fitted to his Mitsubishi, anyway Greenie Jnr drove up to see him, he lived on the coast.McBobbin said:My mother in law is a such a stereotypical shit driver, she's like one of those ancient medical pictures of people with every disease. She drives a Nissan Micra incredibly slowly, takes an hour to turn right, hogs the left lane of the roundabout even if going right, all the while blissfully unaware of any other car on the road. She probably thinks they are all bad drivers as they swerve to avoid her, horns and lights blazing. She's about 4 foot tall and looks like Hans moleman behind the wheel.
Ive never been more fearful of my life than when I'm in the car with her.
My dad suggested they go to a restaurant in town, and dad insisted that he (dad) would drive, Jnr called me later and said it was hilarious, within 2 miles he had received 2 wankers, I fucking idiot and a tosser all nicely animated with hand signals.........4 -
Is this supposed to be funny?sillav nitram said:
I’m not a cabbie but am a racist, now F Off back to your own country;)PaddyP17 said:
I fucking HATE hackney carriages. They're unbelievably entitled and aggressive. I once crossed a road not at a crossing, but where there was a massive buildup behind a red light. The cabbie I attempted to cross in front of had left a yard between him and the car in front, but on seeing me crossing, moved forward so I couldn't get past. He then unleashed some choice swear words. Might have had a racial edge to it, but I don't know - there have been too many occasions where cabbies have told me to fuck off back to my own country, or asked my mates to do the same, or otherwise complain about "the foreigners".colthe3rd said:Category for black cab drivers as well.
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A least they didn't have a go at your Dad.Greenie said:
My old man had diabetes and lost feeling in his feet, so he had hand controls fitted to his Mitsubishi, anyway Greenie Jnr drove up to see him, he lived on the coast.McBobbin said:My mother in law is a such a stereotypical shit driver, she's like one of those ancient medical pictures of people with every disease. She drives a Nissan Micra incredibly slowly, takes an hour to turn right, hogs the left lane of the roundabout even if going right, all the while blissfully unaware of any other car on the road. She probably thinks they are all bad drivers as they swerve to avoid her, horns and lights blazing. She's about 4 foot tall and looks like Hans moleman behind the wheel.
Ive never been more fearful of my life than when I'm in the car with her.
My dad suggested they go to a restaurant in town, and dad insisted that he (dad) would drive, Jnr called me later and said it was hilarious, within 2 miles he had received 2 wankers, I fucking idiot and a tosser all nicely animated with hand signals......... 3 -
Drivers who use their rear fog lights in the rain. You do not need them on, I can see you because I have my wipers on, you are blinding me not helping me.
The clue is the name, FOG lights not Rain lights...................fucking twats.
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When I drove in the city there was one group of drivers I'd look out for ... the kamikaze couriers.
Whether a bike, car or van, look out for that courier man.
City Sprint or Addison Lee, Deadline Couriers, TNT.
Don't argue with them, they may as well go free,
Cos they own the road ... Well, the bit where you want to be.
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Yes, the 3rd lane seems to be the new favourite lane to hogDippenhall said:Now we have four lanes on some motorways we now have two middle lanes for the dozy tossers to choose who previously could only fuck up one lane of traffic.
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Cheers - I find sometimes I can send a picture sometimes not. It kinda kills the joke when all you see is http address :-)RedChaser said:Here you go @Big William
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Lorries overtaking other lorries really screw up motorway traffic, especially when they are only going 0.5mph faster than the lorry they're going past...5
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I gave up pulling out and going round them years ago, undertake them.Dippenhall said:Now we have four lanes on some motorways we now have two middle lanes for the dozy tossers to choose who previously could only fuck up one lane of traffic.
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Halix said:
After careful consideration and a dreadful journey, I have concluded that there are three categories for appalling drivers, far worse than your sterotypical white van man or teenage yobo:-
1/- Useless and unaware (two telltale signs, wearing a hat in the car and/or driving with sunvisor down on a non sunny day). Often has stickers in rear window about cats, National Trust and slowing down for horses.
2/- Agressive, tailgating and inconsiderate (Usually driving BMW, Merc (typically Silver),and especially Audis) particularly adept at cutting across lanes to use exit sliproad at last minute.
3/- Skip Lorries.
Im sorry it had to be said.
Indeed - I saw a woman texting on her mobile whilst driving the other day who had a "Baby On Board Keep Your Distance" sticker in the rear window!addick05 said:Not going to argue with that - and there are people STILL using mobile phones when behind a wheel!
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Don't get offended on my behalf.seth plum said:
Is this supposed to be funny?sillav nitram said:
I’m not a cabbie but am a racist, now F Off back to your own country;)PaddyP17 said:
I fucking HATE hackney carriages. They're unbelievably entitled and aggressive. I once crossed a road not at a crossing, but where there was a massive buildup behind a red light. The cabbie I attempted to cross in front of had left a yard between him and the car in front, but on seeing me crossing, moved forward so I couldn't get past. He then unleashed some choice swear words. Might have had a racial edge to it, but I don't know - there have been too many occasions where cabbies have told me to fuck off back to my own country, or asked my mates to do the same, or otherwise complain about "the foreigners".colthe3rd said:Category for black cab drivers as well.
Yes, I would guess it's meant to be funny, but the man's clearly an idiot. I didn't want to respond.0 -
Fortunately, I take off my hat if I am wearing one as I get in the car. This makes me a good driver as I don’t drive a Merc or skip lorry.0
