Vasectomies
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just get used to pulling out mate fuck all the other nonsense being posted8
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Had the first consultation with my GP last Thursday, waiting for my referral letter now - should not have opened this thread10
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He was a cleanercashncarry said:Had mine done years ago , worst bit was having my nuts shaved by a male doctor.
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Did any of you make a deposit at the bank before
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That was for old times sake.soapy_jones said:As an amendment to my earlier post. I was advised to have a good wank (to clear the pipes) after and it was very satisfying as well.
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I had mine done in December of 2016, as I am now 55 and my wife is 43 and neither of us wantcafcdave123 said:
He was a cleanercashncarry said:Had mine done years ago , worst bit was having my nuts shaved by a male doctor.
I was asked to shave down below before going to the hospital for the opration. My wife was a great help and we had a bit of fun as we were warned that we shouldn't have sex without protection until after the follow up examination, about 3 months to make sure that everything was OK and there was no danger of her getting pregnant.
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Don’t worry mate. It’s not that painful. No shaving involved. I was back working next day (desk job not heavy weights). Walked 25 minutes to The Valley 3 day’s later.NorthStandUltra said:Had the first consultation with my GP last Thursday, waiting for my referral letter now - should not have opened this thread
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Leaves you a bit backed up then? :-)HardyAddick said:
Don’t worry mate. It’s not that painful. No shaving involved. I was back working next day (desk job not heavy weights). Wanked 25 minutes to The Valley 3 day’s later.NorthStandUltra said:Had the first consultation with my GP last Thursday, waiting for my referral letter now - should not have opened this thread
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Shouldn’t have opened the thread, shouldn’t have commented, got home from work to discover my referral letter on the doormat - need to call them up but it’s looking like late June/early July.
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Surely this thread has got a cut off at some point?2
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Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!7 -
Thats one more of us and one less of them........!NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!0 -
Any recommendations where to get them and what type? GP told me better off going private as local cuts on NHS means it will be unlikely to get referred.0
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I got mine done on the NHS, went to the GP, got referred, had my appointment, 6 weeks later, job done - guess it depends on where you liveRodneyCharltonTrotta said:Any recommendations where to get them and what type? GP told me better off going private as local cuts on NHS means it will be unlikely to get referred.
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The London Clinic have them on offer at the moment.RodneyCharltonTrotta said:Any recommendations where to get them and what type? GP told me better off going private as local cuts on NHS means it will be unlikely to get referred.
Out patient plus post op care at £700 + Vat.
An absolute snip.6 -
Anyone see 'GP's behind closed doors' on Channel 5 last night? Fifty year old fella was having it done and he was going through it a bit, I said to my Mrs sod that for a game of soldiers I'd rather have two bricks banged together
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I saw that, it made me nearly heave.RedChaser said:Anyone see 'GP's behind closed doors' on Channel 5 last night? Fifty year old fella was having it done and he was going through it a bit, I said to my Mrs sod that for a game of soldiers I'd rather have two bricks banged together
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Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!1 -
Guarantee I'm not the only one who crossed their legs reading that.NorthStandUltra said:Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!
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I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!
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Just hope Roland sells and knock them out in one night.NorthStandUltra said:
I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
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That's what I said to my Mrs the other day.NorthStandUltra said:
I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!
But you had it done 40 years ago you pervert was her answer.4 -
Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.NorthStandUltra said:
I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!9 -
I can barely touch it to have a piss never mind anything else!DaveMehmet said:
Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.NorthStandUltra said:
I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!
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Those were the days...DaveMehmet said:
Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.NorthStandUltra said:
I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
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Mine 50 years ago, was written to by the NHS soon after to see how it went as I was one of the first 500 to get it done.blackpool72 said:
That's what I said to my Mrs the other day.NorthStandUltra said:
I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!
But you had it done 40 years ago you pervert was her answer.0 -
You shouldn’t have had one on the platform at Canary Wharf station though mate.DaveMehmet said:
Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.NorthStandUltra said:
I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!
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True, but thanks for your help.ricky_otto said:
You shouldn’t have had one on the platform at Canary Wharf station though mate.DaveMehmet said:
Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.NorthStandUltra said:
I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
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Anything for you mate xDaveMehmet said:
True, but thanks for your help.ricky_otto said:
You shouldn’t have had one on the platform at Canary Wharf station though mate.DaveMehmet said:
Nov 22nd? I’m aiming to have 12 before lunchtime tomorrow.NorthStandUltra said:
I’ve got to have 12 wanks between now & 22nd November when I have to give my first sample - pornhub on the approval of the NHS!blackpool72 said:
Next time you knock one out will be the true test.NorthStandUltra said:Ok, so, had the procedure today - first post as a Jaffa! Didn’t hurt, doesn’t hurt it’s more uncomfortable than painful. Been told to rest up & take it easy, won’t be doing any marathons anytime soon but so far so good.
Heard the snip & smelt burning flesh!
It has agrivated the arthritis in my wrist though.4
