You at The World Cup

aliwibble

Saudi Arabian goalie, injured before the tournament starts

SporadicAddick

Surely this is nonsense? there is little chance that any of this will happen. Betting is a mugs game.

kidbrookeaddick

Im an aussie goalie, out in the last 16

sasquatch

bobmunro said:

Centre-half for Morocco - and not surprisingly we lost every game.

I was the goalkeeper on that team

golfaddick

Goalkeeper for Denmark........injured before the tournament starts.

wow.

creepyaddick

Swiss centre half, beaten finaist

DA9

Tunisian winger, winners

Bournemouth Addick

A passport less Brazilian goalie which would be entirely typical of my luck.

robinofottershaw

Nigerian goalie, out in the group stage

Big William

A Japanese goalie who wins the tournament.....or if you use my landline, is sent home for fighting. Being my football role model was one D.Hales, probably the latter.

Scoham

Mexico
Three-minute cameos
Winners

I’ll take that.

thai malaysia addick

Mexican keeper frustrated that he can't go to Russia as he loses his passport

Stu_of_Kunming

English
Three minute cameos
We win the entire thing.

cafc4life

I'm a Russian goalkeeper who lost his passport so didn't even make the plane

Alwaysneil

South Korean striker sent home for fighting a teammate

paulie8290

Alwaysneil said:

South Korean striker sent home for fighting a teammate

You idiot
You missed our run to the Semi's

Indigo Joe

Panama
Centre Half
Winners

cfgs

French (I feel dirty), striker and lost every game....with me up top that is quite feasible

Alwaysneil

paulie8290 said:

Alwaysneil said:

South Korean striker sent home for fighting a teammate

You idiot
You missed our run to the Semi's

Couldn’t help it, he said he’d been shagging my mum with a dog.

Ducktapeshoerepairs

Who comes up with this absolute nonsense !?

Stu_of_Kunming

cafc4life said:

I'm a Russian goalkeeper who lost his passport so didn't even make the plane

Serves you right for going on holiday just before the tournament.

DamoNorthStand

Belgium
Goalkeeper
Lose in semis
Retired from football and went into the world of football club ownership utilising a model of rotating players around a network and using football manager to source suitable transfers

nth_london_addick

French
Full back
Sent home for fighting team mate

Sonicstud85

Bournemouth Addick said:

A passport less Brazilian goalie which would be entirely typical of my luck.

Exactly the same as me