Least Plausible Story involving you that's true.

blackheathaddick

Curb_It said:

blackheathaddick said:

I once got woken up at 6am after a particularly late night, by a call on my mobile from a US number. It was Kate Moss.

What did she want?

Actually she wanted Pete Doherty who had nicked my phone the previous night to call her. I realise this story just became even more implausible.

Addickted

Not me but...…

When my Dad won his School Cricket prize, it was presented to him by Emperor Haile Selassie.

Irie man.

EpsomAddick

Chris_from_Sidcup said:

Threads like this are where @Carter and @DaveMehmet come into their own.

I didn't realise they had incest stories?

A-R-T-H-U-R

_MrDick said:

Is the the CL version of Would I lie to you?

No. The, 'that's true' bit in the title pretty much covers that.
I once ran over a Buddhist monk in Kathmandu.

PaddyP17

blackheathaddick said:

Curb_It said:

blackheathaddick said:

I once got woken up at 6am after a particularly late night, by a call on my mobile from a US number. It was Kate Moss.

What did she want?

Actually she wanted Pete Doherty who had nicked my phone the previous night to call her. I realise this story just became even more implausible.

Nah, I wouldn't say it's totally implausible! A few situations or connections could lead that way.

Guy I work with is best mates with Will Kennard - Status, from Chase and Status. So I happen to have partied with a few people in that crowd by association. Just the way it goes sometimes!

SuedeAdidas

Back in the days when she still had a complete and functioning face, Daniela Westbrook all but run me over in her Suzuki Vitara outside the York pub in Islington.

I punched the bonnet of her car and called her a dozy c**t!

Valiantphil

Was managing a shop that was the victim of an armed robbery. Shotgun right in my face just like the movies.
Had to go to court as a witness and do the full hand on bible thingy.
I was young then, it was 40 years ago but I can recall every detail.
The accused were acquitted due to an unreliable witness (not me).

seth plum

In 1971 I got the part of a film extra and played a Viking warrior in a Turkish action film being made in the old ramparts of Istanbul.
I had a solo scene as a guard, I had to look to the left, show shock and surprise and clasp my neck as if hit by a poisoned dart then collapse and die in agony.
Did it in one take.

DOUCHER

Lee Bowyer broke my mums pedal bin

SuedeAdidas

DOUCHER said:

Lee Bowyer broke my mums pedal bin

Ahhhh....now we know where all of the takeover pessimism comes from

DOUCHER

SuedeAdidas said:

DOUCHER said:

Lee Bowyer broke my mums pedal bin

Ahhhh....now we know where all of the takeover pessimism comes from

I should just clarify - no takeover information I receive comes from Lee Bowyer

Zinedine Bagheri

My best mates dad's birthday is the same day as my dad's birthday. And his mums birthday is the same day as my mums birthday. Not born in the same year but still, what are the odds of that?

A-R-T-H-U-R

DOUCHER said:

Lee Bowyer broke my mums pedal bin

Please tell us that's not a Pardew-esque euphemism?

DOUCHER

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

DOUCHER said:

Lee Bowyer broke my mums pedal bin

Please tell us that's not a Pardew-esque euphemism?

no, she wasn't there at the time!!!

shirty5

DOUCHER said:

SuedeAdidas said:

DOUCHER said:

Lee Bowyer broke my mums pedal bin

Ahhhh....now we know where all of the takeover pessimism comes from

Can I just say- no takeover information I receive comes from Lee Bowyer

Greenie

Zinedine Bagheri said:

My best mates dad's birthday is the same day as my dad's birthday. And his mums birthday is the same day as my mums birthday. Not born in the same year but still, what are the odds of that?

Curbs 16/1

SuedeAdidas

I used to work with a guy who I knew lived fairly locally to me (Eltham v Blackfen).

One day I got a random wrong number phone call where the caller asked for my work colleague by name. I didn't realise it before but our phone numbers were identical except for 2 transposed digits.

I was able to tell the caller that they had the wrong number but was also able to tell him the correct number to dial.

That's quite some coincidence....

lolwray

Not me but my other half

Went for a job interview one evening after work at a bank in the West End .Took the wrong door on the way out and got locked in .No such thing as mobile phones then .Got let out by security the next morning

daveydanger

Donald Trump once tweeted me "Thanks!" after my mate and I called his wife fit on Twitter.

RedMist

Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot.
Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.

Greenie

RedMist said:

Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot.
Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.

Delightful!

daveydanger

RedMist said:

Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot.
Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.

Fcking hell

Missed It

RedMist said:

Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot.
Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.

I don't know whether to laugh or barf!

Brendan_O_Connell

Missed It said:

RedMist said:

Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot.
Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.

I don't know whether to laugh or barf!

I did both!

_MrDick

In 1982, my friend was on holiday in Ireland when she passed a travel agents. In the window was a brochure opened to the centre page where, much to her amusement, was a picture of me and my mates advertising holidays to San Antonio, Ibiza

seth plum

RedMist said:

Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot.
Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.

Did I just read that?
Well obviously.
Shut down the internet, now, immediately.

Goonerhater

Meat Loaf played for my Softball team.
Took Tammy Winet to a punk club in New Cross (new The Venue).It didnt end well and i nearly lost my job.

Asked to put some devices to ease drop on a well known middle east gent i first had to speak to "The Old Lady" and sign stuff. The Guy who asked me was sacked a few days later for being drunk at work and i dismissed it as a piss heads waffle. A few months later starting a major refurb we found cart loads of covert devices hidden behind a false cupboard in his office !

enough for now.

Baldybonce

Last year i had a meeting with a very famous Bollywood film producer and some of his business associates to see if they were interested in a south east London football club.

ricky_otto

DOUCHER said:

SuedeAdidas said:

DOUCHER said:

Lee Bowyer broke my mums pedal bin

Ahhhh....now we know where all of the takeover pessimism comes from

I should just clarify - no takeover information I receive comes from Lee Bowyer

No, it comes from your Mums pedal bin.

SuedeAdidas

RedMist said:

Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot.
Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.

I wish I hadn't posted my 'wrong number' story now