I once got woken up at 6am after a particularly late night, by a call on my mobile from a US number. It was Kate Moss.
What did she want?
Actually she wanted Pete Doherty who had nicked my phone the previous night to call her. I realise this story just became even more implausible.
Nah, I wouldn't say it's totally implausible! A few situations or connections could lead that way.
Guy I work with is best mates with Will Kennard - Status, from Chase and Status. So I happen to have partied with a few people in that crowd by association. Just the way it goes sometimes!
Back in the days when she still had a complete and functioning face, Daniela Westbrook all but run me over in her Suzuki Vitara outside the York pub in Islington.
I punched the bonnet of her car and called her a dozy c**t!
Was managing a shop that was the victim of an armed robbery. Shotgun right in my face just like the movies. Had to go to court as a witness and do the full hand on bible thingy. I was young then, it was 40 years ago but I can recall every detail. The accused were acquitted due to an unreliable witness (not me).
In 1971 I got the part of a film extra and played a Viking warrior in a Turkish action film being made in the old ramparts of Istanbul. I had a solo scene as a guard, I had to look to the left, show shock and surprise and clasp my neck as if hit by a poisoned dart then collapse and die in agony. Did it in one take.
My best mates dad's birthday is the same day as my dad's birthday. And his mums birthday is the same day as my mums birthday. Not born in the same year but still, what are the odds of that?
My best mates dad's birthday is the same day as my dad's birthday. And his mums birthday is the same day as my mums birthday. Not born in the same year but still, what are the odds of that?
I used to work with a guy who I knew lived fairly locally to me (Eltham v Blackfen).
One day I got a random wrong number phone call where the caller asked for my work colleague by name. I didn't realise it before but our phone numbers were identical except for 2 transposed digits.
I was able to tell the caller that they had the wrong number but was also able to tell him the correct number to dial.
Went for a job interview one evening after work at a bank in the West End .Took the wrong door on the way out and got locked in .No such thing as mobile phones then .Got let out by security the next morning
Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot. Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.
Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot. Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.
Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot. Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.
Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot. Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.
Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot. Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.
In 1982, my friend was on holiday in Ireland when she passed a travel agents. In the window was a brochure opened to the centre page where, much to her amusement, was a picture of me and my mates advertising holidays to San Antonio, Ibiza
Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot. Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.
Did I just read that? Well obviously. Shut down the internet, now, immediately.
Meat Loaf played for my Softball team. Took Tammy Winet to a punk club in New Cross (new The Venue).It didnt end well and i nearly lost my job.
Asked to put some devices to ease drop on a well known middle east gent i first had to speak to "The Old Lady" and sign stuff. The Guy who asked me was sacked a few days later for being drunk at work and i dismissed it as a piss heads waffle. A few months later starting a major refurb we found cart loads of covert devices hidden behind a false cupboard in his office !
Last year i had a meeting with a very famous Bollywood film producer and some of his business associates to see if they were interested in a south east London football club.
Enjoying a little 69 fun with an old girlfriend, she was on top, I opened my eyes to see a dingleberry hanging from her balloon knot. Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.
I wish I hadn't posted my 'wrong number' story now
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When my Dad won his School Cricket prize, it was presented to him by Emperor Haile Selassie.
Irie man.
I once ran over a Buddhist monk in Kathmandu.
Guy I work with is best mates with Will Kennard - Status, from Chase and Status. So I happen to have partied with a few people in that crowd by association. Just the way it goes sometimes!
I punched the bonnet of her car and called her a dozy c**t!
Had to go to court as a witness and do the full hand on bible thingy.
I was young then, it was 40 years ago but I can recall every detail.
The accused were acquitted due to an unreliable witness (not me).
I had a solo scene as a guard, I had to look to the left, show shock and surprise and clasp my neck as if hit by a poisoned dart then collapse and die in agony.
Did it in one take.
One day I got a random wrong number phone call where the caller asked for my work colleague by name. I didn't realise it before but our phone numbers were identical except for 2 transposed digits.
I was able to tell the caller that they had the wrong number but was also able to tell him the correct number to dial.
That's quite some coincidence....
Went for a job interview one evening after work at a bank in the West End .Took the wrong door on the way out and got locked in .No such thing as mobile phones then .Got let out by security the next morning
Just at that moment it dropped off and straight down my throat , out of reflex i swallowed and it was gone.
Well obviously.
Shut down the internet, now, immediately.
Took Tammy Winet to a punk club in New Cross (new The Venue).It didnt end well and i nearly lost my job.
Asked to put some devices to ease drop on a well known middle east gent i first had to speak to "The Old Lady" and sign stuff. The Guy who asked me was sacked a few days later for being drunk at work and i dismissed it as a piss heads waffle. A few months later starting a major refurb we found cart loads of covert devices hidden behind a false cupboard in his office !
enough for now.