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  • If it’s from Greenie it’s definitely for the my bad.
  • cafcpolo said:



    We won.

    Did we? I must have watched a different game.

    Maybe we drew - it was 22 years ago and I can't remember (my bad).
    You get a flag now for confessing you can't remember a footy score from 22 years ago ?
    Wow. tough crowd.
    You may have received it for (my bad).
    Yep, we can't be having that sort of language!
  • As a 15 year old, I once saved a penalty taken by Paul bracewell of Everton, (he was at my school a few years earlier and playing for the first team at the toffees )after that I got offered a trial at Bristol rovers which came to nothing.
  • edited July 2018
    I briefly dated Rachel Uchitel in 2003. Look her up if the name seems familiar.
  • Many years ago I scored a hat-trick for Swindon town juniors against Charlton Athletic juniors, the goalkeeper for Charlton that day was cafcdave123.

    Who won?


  • Many years ago I scored a hat-trick for Swindon town juniors against Charlton Athletic juniors, the goalkeeper for Charlton that day was cafcdave123.

    Who won?
    Haha You remember damn well (the mighty Charlton of course).
  • edited July 2018
    I was offered a trial at Charlton in 1967, but I didn’t turn up on the day.
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  • Fumbluff said:

    JamesSeed said:

    I was offered a trial at Charlton in 1967, but I didn’t turn up in the day.

    Big game on up the den? :wink:
    How did you know?
    No, I wrote asking for a trial when I was eleven. Was gobsmacked when they wrote back saying yes.
  • When I was about eleven, I nutmegged Clyde Best at his football camp.
  • I briefly dated Deanna Sinatra many moons ago.
  • I briefly dated Rachel Uchitel in 2003. Look her up if the name seems familiar.

    Jesus wept. Well played.
  • JamesSeed said:

    I was offered a trial at Charlton in 1967, but I didn’t turn up on the day.

    Pretty much seems to be the criteria for our first team in big games so surprised you weren't offered a contract!
  • Norman Pace offered to make me a sandwich when I unexpectedly found myself in his kitchen in the mid 90s
  • I briefly dated Rachel Uchitel in 2003. Look her up if the name seems familiar.

    Must've been very briefly. Wiki says she married someone else in 2004.
  • I briefly dated Rachel Uchitel in 2003. Look her up if the name seems familiar.

    Must've been very briefly. Wiki says she married someone else in 2004.
    I guess his stories are like his maths.

    Totally made up ;-)
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  • I briefly dated Rachel Uchitel in 2003. Look her up if the name seems familiar.

    Must've been very briefly. Wiki says she married someone else in 2004.
    Which lasted the whole of 4 months so doubt she was going out with them for long.
  • Reminds me.

    When I was 12 back in 1968 I was on holiday with parents in Northern Spain. I got friendly with a couple of French brothers Phillipe and Francois. We became pen pals and the following couple of Christmas times I visited them in Paris. Their father was a General in the French Army and was Director of the Military Academy in Paris. Mother taught French to the American diplomats at the American Embassy in Paris. Seems she taught the ambassador at the time Sargent Shriver. She used me as a conversation topic in the French conversations during his tutoring so he knew quite a lot about me. When I visited he insisted I go to lunch at the embassy for a chat. It was quite an experience for a 13 year old and I was given the whole treatment. Escorted by uninformed American soldiers and given the tour. At the end of the afternoon I was given a Stars and Stripes and tricolour joined flag and a really nice wooden American eagle. It’s something I will never forget.

    Shriver was charming and friendly. As an aside a couple of years later in 1972 he was the Democratic Party choice to run as Vice President to George McGovern which they badly lost to Richard Nixon. In 1976 he ran for the Presidential nomination for the Democrats but dropped out after the first primary.

    Ps. They had a gorgeous sister who was 18 who I had a crush on until about now actually.


    Arnie's ex missus.
  • More a case of 'hope we never meet again than 'we'll meet again
  • Sophie Ellis Bextor came over and spoke to me after she left the ladies toilet at an Elvis night in Victoria many years ago.
    Turns out one of her old school friends is a big Elvis fan and she invited her along, she was with her now husband from some band or other.
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