Had a weird one last night.
Was on holiday and got into the hotel lift with another man and instead of going up the lift went down and sideways and when the doors opened we were in North Korea where our western shoes were confiscated and we were give party approved ones.
Can’t remember any more.
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I'm not sure the rebrand will help sell more beds
Dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends in mt by the way.
Dejavu is a funny one. Get it maybe twice a year, and it’s always the most benign thing
Spooky or what?
Funny thing was nothing looked like it should apart from the lounges and it was before I'd been in those actual lounges.
Still, made a change from all those dreams about looking for a toilet that's unoccupied.
But at one point I was dancing with Miere, like when Bruce Wayne and catwoman were in the dark knight rises. Masks on as well.
It started very nicely, she asked me to dance, I accepted and then proceeded to ask her why she was so stupid basically. In the end she tried to knee me in the balls, I moved my hand down to protect myself and smacked myself in the nutbag
I had a few beers yesterday and had another trippy dream about arguing with a shopkeeper about the sugar tax, how he'd put a big sign up saying prices had gone up due to the sugar tax. All I wanted was a diet coke for less than a full fat one! Mr Patel was having none of it
That one segway'd into the last one before I woke, I was having a UFC style fight with my boss, I've never done any mixed martial art so god knows where this one came from. Anyway I had him in a hold where his elbow was against my knee and I told him unless he gave me a pay rise of snap his arm. I then woke up at the point I pushed my knee against his elbow making his arm go the wrong way. Funnily enough I'm working with him today, sadly UFC fight or not he does not have the power to give me a payrise
I think its because I love horror movies and a nightmare is your own horror movie.
Having visceral, clear dreams is one thing. Nightmares are another, not even the macabre scary ones I get after watching the walking dead but ones where very bad things out of my control are happening. I've had dreams/nightmares where I am with deceased loved ones, pets too believe it or not and have to go through the performance of saying goodbye to them again, they are fucking horrible.
My wife woke up with the right hump with me a while ago because she had a dream I'd banged one of her friends, when she told me which one I wished I had actually done it, would have been fair reason to be in the dog house at least and her pal is fit
Weird.