Life's Great Mysteries
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You can - rub your tongue back and forward along the roof of your mouth.1
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Blokes in cyberspace talking about how to tickle themselves. Can't see this thread being creepy at all.16
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That makes me sneeze!North Lower Neil said:You can - rub your tongue back and forward along the roof of your mouth.
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How comes so much fluff gets collected in my tumble drier filter without my clothes totally disintegrating. I reckon in a good month I could collect enough to insulate my loft.5
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Everytime you use your tumble drier, a single sock disintegrates to create all that fluff.Stig said:How comes so much fluff gets collected in my tumble drier filter without my clothes totally disintegrating. I reckon in a good month I could collect enough to insulate my loft.
You of all people should know that.
By a style, my arse.2 -
Sock monster
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Leather shoe soles. Only a small part of a cow touches the ground, and that's the only part not made from leather. What do we make shoes from? Any wonder they are so flipping slippery.2
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Why can't you have your cake and eat it? Why would you want cake if you can't eat it?0
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Why can Charlton never beat Millwall3
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Do you work finance for Patisserie Valerie?thai malaysia addick said:Why can't you have your cake and eat it? Why would you want cake if you can't eat it?
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My exact thought process when I nearly stacked it on the steps at Tooting Bec this morningMcBobbin said:Leather shoe soles. Only a small part of a cow touches the ground, and that's the only part not made from leather. What do we make shoes from? Any wonder they are so flipping slippery.
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I was wearing leather soled shoes last December when I slipped in the ice and broke my hip. Never again - all my winter shoes now have soles like Michelin tyres!!Croydon said:
My exact thought process when I nearly stacked it on the steps at Tooting Bec this morningMcBobbin said:Leather shoe soles. Only a small part of a cow touches the ground, and that's the only part not made from leather. What do we make shoes from? Any wonder they are so flipping slippery.
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Circular, with a hole in the middle ?bobmunro said:
I was wearing leather soled shoes last December when I slipped in the ice and broke my hip. Never again - all my winter shoes now have soles like Michelin tyres!!Croydon said:
My exact thought process when I nearly stacked it on the steps at Tooting Bec this morningMcBobbin said:Leather shoe soles. Only a small part of a cow touches the ground, and that's the only part not made from leather. What do we make shoes from? Any wonder they are so flipping slippery.
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That's the ones.letthegoodtimesroll said:
Circular, with a hole in the middle ?bobmunro said:
I was wearing leather soled shoes last December when I slipped in the ice and broke my hip. Never again - all my winter shoes now have soles like Michelin tyres!!Croydon said:
My exact thought process when I nearly stacked it on the steps at Tooting Bec this morningMcBobbin said:Leather shoe soles. Only a small part of a cow touches the ground, and that's the only part not made from leather. What do we make shoes from? Any wonder they are so flipping slippery.
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bobmunro said:
I was wearing leather soled shoes last December when I slipped in the ice and broke my hip. Never again - all my winter shoes now have soles like Michelin tyres!!Croydon said:
My exact thought process when I nearly stacked it on the steps at Tooting Bec this morningMcBobbin said:Leather shoe soles. Only a small part of a cow touches the ground, and that's the only part not made from leather. What do we make shoes from? Any wonder they are so flipping slippery.
letthegoodtimesroll said:
Circular, with a hole in the middle ?bobmunro said:
I was wearing leather soled shoes last December when I slipped in the ice and broke my hip. Never again - all my winter shoes now have soles like Michelin tyres!!Croydon said:
My exact thought process when I nearly stacked it on the steps at Tooting Bec this morningMcBobbin said:Leather shoe soles. Only a small part of a cow touches the ground, and that's the only part not made from leather. What do we make shoes from? Any wonder they are so flipping slippery.
I used to wear ones like that but i found that from just walking around I’d get tyred too easily...bobmunro said:
That's the ones.letthegoodtimesroll said:
Circular, with a hole in the middle ?bobmunro said:
I was wearing leather soled shoes last December when I slipped in the ice and broke my hip. Never again - all my winter shoes now have soles like Michelin tyres!!Croydon said:
My exact thought process when I nearly stacked it on the steps at Tooting Bec this morningMcBobbin said:Leather shoe soles. Only a small part of a cow touches the ground, and that's the only part not made from leather. What do we make shoes from? Any wonder they are so flipping slippery.
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Boring answer: This actually refers to still having your cake after you've eaten it.thai malaysia addick said:Why can't you have your cake and eat it? Why would you want cake if you can't eat it?
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Why is it always the last place you look when you find something that had been misplaced?1
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Its also always at the very bottom of the pile of items that you hunting through - If you try and cheat by looking through the first few items at the top before going straight to the bottom its never therebobmunro said:Why is it always the last place you look when you find something that had been misplaced?
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Why do old people hurry on Zebra crossings and young people dawdle?0
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Because the old people are hurrying towards the bus they can see at the stop aheadRaith_C_Chattonell said:Why do old people hurry on Zebra crossings and young people dawdle?
Old people are suddenly bloody fast when they see that!!1 -
The lightbulb going pop a second after you turn it on... I must have turned it off earlier just in time!
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It's a common decency/respect for others thing. Some older folk retain some consideration for anyone other than themselves; sadly we are 2 or 3 generations into total self-absorption seasoned by furious indignation at the prospect that someone might be inconvenienced by your doing whateverthefuck you like wheneverthefuck you feel howeverthefuck you choose.Raith_C_Chattonell said:Why do old people hurry on Zebra crossings and young people dawdle?
Any self obsessed loathsomely inconsiderate arsehole who dawdles across a zebra, pelican, etc without indicating any gratitude whatsoever is fair game for the corner of the bull bars on an errant speeding 4x4, that's just natural selection and karma.9 -
I always thought some old people try to hurry crossing roads, in fear of getting run over.StigThundercock said:
It's a common decency/respect for others thing. Some older folk retain some consideration for anyone other than themselves; sadly we are 2 or 3 generations into total self-absorption seasoned by furious indignation at the prospect that someone might be inconvenienced by your doing whateverthefuck you like wheneverthefuck you feel howeverthefuck you choose.Raith_C_Chattonell said:Why do old people hurry on Zebra crossings and young people dawdle?
Any self obsessed loathsomely inconsiderate arsehole who dawdles across a zebra, pelican, etc without indicating any gratitude whatsoever is fair game for the corner of the bull bars on an errant speeding 4x4, that's just natural selection and karma.0 -
How people find Mrs. Brown's Boys funny.... More power to them but its absolute drivel!10
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What is it with the city of Lancaster? I'm here for the evening and people keep giving me funny looks. I was in a pub (The Cow?) earlier and a guy walked out giving me the absolute evils as he walked past my table. Now I'm in spoons and a bloke at the bar, looking like Yul Brynner (no joke), was staring me out like he fancied himself as some sort of barroom gunslinger. The 'waiter' - a youthful MungoJerryalike has been overly attentive whilst the bloke at the next table who's supposed to be chatting with his girlfriend keeps throwing glances at me. Is it just a strange town or am I a doppelgänger for the local gangster?1
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Have you got a false widow sitting on your head ?Stig said:What is it with the city of Lancaster? I'm here for the evening and people keep giving me funny looks. I was in a pub (The Cow?) earlier and a guy walked out giving me the absolute evils as he walked past my table. Now I'm in spoons and a bloke at the bar, looking like Yul Brynner (no joke), was staring me out like he fancied himself as some sort of barroom gunslinger. The 'waiter' - a youthful MungoJerryalike has been overly attentive whilst the bloke at the next table who's supposed to be chatting with his girlfriend keeps throwing glances at me. Is it just a strange town or am I a doppelgänger for the local gangster?
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You say that, but I've just come back from a holiday resort where I must have held 50 doors open for my elders and didn't get one thank you.StigThundercock said:
It's a common decency/respect for others thing. Some older folk retain some consideration for anyone other than themselves; sadly we are 2 or 3 generations into total self-absorption seasoned by furious indignation at the prospect that someone might be inconvenienced by your doing whateverthefuck you like wheneverthefuck you feel howeverthefuck you choose.Raith_C_Chattonell said:Why do old people hurry on Zebra crossings and young people dawdle?
Any self obsessed loathsomely inconsiderate arsehole who dawdles across a zebra, pelican, etc without indicating any gratitude whatsoever is fair game for the corner of the bull bars on an errant speeding 4x4, that's just natural selection and karma.1 -
Were you wearing any clothes?7
