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If you owned us, your perfect Charlton

RodneyCharltonTrotta
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If you were a billionaire and owned us as chairman what things would you do? I would:
- get Curbs in as director of football
- give a free season ticket to long term supporters
- give a lifetime season ticket to those who have held one for 10 years
- ask staff to pre pour pints before half time
- pay full time staff to run every area of the club so they
- pay for away travel for any fans doing regular aways
- subsidise the local boozers so they could operate
- put a standing section in the covered end
- turn the jimmy seed into home end
- lots more
Probably wouldn't be a billionaire long with that business plan to be honest but would be fun while it lasted
- get Curbs in as director of football
- give a free season ticket to long term supporters
- give a lifetime season ticket to those who have held one for 10 years
- ask staff to pre pour pints before half time
- pay full time staff to run every area of the club so they
- pay for away travel for any fans doing regular aways
- subsidise the local boozers so they could operate
- put a standing section in the covered end
- turn the jimmy seed into home end
- lots more
Probably wouldn't be a billionaire long with that business plan to be honest but would be fun while it lasted
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Fuck Charlton... i'd be balancing a selection of top notch totty on me cock!23
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Employ 10 assistants to along with myself, tell Cahones he's no longer required.1
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Free blankets for everyone in the west stand.10
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Same as you Rodney, but I'd buy some players too.4
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Tarmac over a field in Bermondsey for a free park and ride to the Valley7
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I’d employ bar staff who knew what they were doing,
Serve beers that were worth drinking
Pies worth eating
Maybe put a bowling alley under the west stand
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Did you learn nothing from Meire? Football is irrelevant, its all about the experience.Uboat said:Same as you Rodney, but I'd buy some players too.
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16 chips.4
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Buy Millwall and do what Roland is doing to us x10 to them. And watch it happen with a smirk.3
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Sell every academy product, appoint a non league manager from the continent, nevervwatch the games, to deliberately annoy you bunch of vinegar pissers9
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Move us to the Greenwich Peninsula ...0
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Why not balance said totty on your cock while watching Charlton from your executive box (with one way glass) in your jacuzzi, supping Dom Perignon?soapy_jones said:Fuck Charlton... i'd be balancing a selection of top notch totty on me cock!
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Buy Andy Delort, Hayden Mullins, Darren Purse...1
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This is very similar to what I was about to post.Algarveaddick said:
Why not balance said totty on your cock while watching Charlton from your executive box (with one way glass) in your jacuzzi, supping Dom Perignon?soapy_jones said:Fuck Charlton... i'd be balancing a selection of top notch totty on me cock!
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get Curbs in as director of footballNever have a d.o.f. - team manager to have full responsibility, support and accountability
- give a free season ticket tolong term supportersthose who missed out by boycotting
- give a lifetime season ticket tothose who have held one for 10 yearsthose who volunteer to help promote the club e.g. CAST, Community Trust, Museum
- ask staff to pre pour pints of real ale before half time
- pay full time staff to run every area of the club so they ✔️✔️
- pay forawayhome travel to encourage more to The Valleyfor any fans doing regular aways
- subsidise the local boozers so they could operate ✔️✔️
- put a standing section in the covered end ✔️✔️
- turn the jimmy seed intohome endtwo tier state of the art stand with filled corners.
- lots more ✔️✔️2 -
give a lifetime season ticket to those who have held one for 10 years
Haven't we been punished enough!3 -
My brain keeps trying to add an apostrophe re to 'your'1
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great thread
offer contracts to our players that they will sign.
make a marquee signing selected by now
drop all ticket prices to 10 quid
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Paying for away travels the best one0
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Making sure it does not take 6 hours to get from Larkfield to Wimbledon.clb74 said:Paying for away travels the best one
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Run it a bit like Brighton is run0
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Except i wouldnt do northern food for the northerners0
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Re-open the liberal so I can get a beer in Charlton at 11.00am.0