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If you owned us, your perfect Charlton

RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
If you were a billionaire and owned us as chairman what things would you do? I would:

- get Curbs in as director of football
- give a free season ticket to long term supporters
- give a lifetime season ticket to those who have held one for 10 years
- ask staff to pre pour pints before half time
- pay full time staff to run every area of the club so they
- pay for away travel for any fans doing regular aways
- subsidise the local boozers so they could operate
- put a standing section in the covered end
- turn the jimmy seed into home end
- lots more

Probably wouldn't be a billionaire long with that business plan to be honest but would be fun while it lasted


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    T_C_ET_C_E
    Employ 10 assistants to along with myself, tell Cahones he's no longer required. ;)
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    UboatUboat
    Same as you Rodney, but I'd buy some players too.
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    AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    I’d employ bar staff who knew what they were doing,
    Serve beers that were worth drinking
    Pies worth eating
    Maybe put a bowling alley under the west stand


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    Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    Uboat said:

    Same as you Rodney, but I'd buy some players too.

    Did you learn nothing from Meire? Football is irrelevant, its all about the experience.
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    grumpyaddickgrumpyaddick
    16 chips.
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    BR7_addickBR7_addick
    Buy Millwall and do what Roland is doing to us x10 to them. And watch it happen with a smirk.
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    BeardfaceBeardface
    Move us to the Greenwich Peninsula ...
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    soapy_jones said:

    Fuck Charlton... i'd be balancing a selection of top notch totty on me cock!

    Why not balance said totty on your cock while watching Charlton from your executive box (with one way glass) in your jacuzzi, supping Dom Perignon?

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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    Buy Andy Delort, Hayden Mullins, Darren Purse...
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Algarveaddick said:

    soapy_jones said:

    Fuck Charlton... i'd be balancing a selection of top notch totty on me cock!

    Why not balance said totty on your cock while watching Charlton from your executive box (with one way glass) in your jacuzzi, supping Dom Perignon?

    This is very similar to what I was about to post.
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    StigStig
    - get Curbs in as director of football Never have a d.o.f. - team manager to have full responsibility, support and accountability
    - give a free season ticket to long term supporters those who missed out by boycotting
    - give a lifetime season ticket to those who have held one for 10 years those who volunteer to help promote the club e.g. CAST, Community Trust, Museum
    - ask staff to pre pour pints of real ale before half time
    - pay full time staff to run every area of the club so they ✔️✔️
    - pay for away home travel to encourage more to The Valley for any fans doing regular aways
    - subsidise the local boozers so they could operate ✔️✔️
    - put a standing section in the covered end ✔️✔️
    - turn the jimmy seed into home end two tier state of the art stand with filled corners.
    - lots more ✔️✔️
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    smsm
    give a lifetime season ticket to those who have held one for 10 years

    Haven't we been punished enough!
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    LeuthLeuth
    My brain keeps trying to add an apostrophe re to 'your'
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    superclivesuperclive
    great thread

    offer contracts to our players that they will sign.

    make a marquee signing selected by now

    drop all ticket prices to 10 quid




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    clb74clb74
    Paying for away travels the best one
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    ElfsborgAddickElfsborgAddick
    clb74 said:

    Paying for away travels the best one

    Making sure it does not take 6 hours to get from Larkfield to Wimbledon.
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Run it a bit like Brighton is run
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Except i wouldnt do northern food for the northerners
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    ChippycafcChippycafc
    Re-open the liberal so I can get a beer in Charlton at 11.00am.
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