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rhyming slang

paulbaconsarnie
paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,427
edited June 2007 in Other Football and Sports
whats your favourites/worse

good
ayrton (senna)= tenner
nelson (mandela)= stella
ruby (murray)= curry
russell (harty)= party

bad
anything mcs has posted in the last couple of weeks.
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  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    good

    whistle (& flute) = suit
    barnet (fair) = hair
    elephants (truck) = drunk
    threepenny (bit) = shit
    pony (&trap) = crap

    bad

    Frog & toad = Road
    Apples & pears = stairs
    rubadubdub = pub
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Good

    Sheffield United (excited)
    Pat and Mick (sick)
    Stevie (TV)
    Scooby doo (Poo)
    Claire Rayners (trainers) (Claires)

    Bad
    Any of the proper ones, they are too West 'me ol cock sparra we all loved the queen mum' Ham!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,234
    trouble and strife
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,075
    Scooby Doo is clue you doughnut
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,234
    Whats the Bobby?
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,113
    I managed to slice a big lump out of my toe over the weekend with a strimmer. So me and the Mayor were in bed last night and she asked me how my Barley Mow was. I replied, it's Batman and Robin.

    That's it, really. carry on.
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Anyone fancy a ball dahn the frog to the rub a dub for a giggle and maybe a gold?
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Would you like a walk down the road to the Pub for a bitter and maybe a scotch?
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    String vest (Pest) funnily enough something i have been called on many occasion!
  • Chirpy Red
    Chirpy Red Posts: 7,587
    Gissa butchers! My fav.

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  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,624
    nice syrup
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,261
    Going for a Barry

    Barry (White) - Shite
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,427
    good
    leo (sayer) alldayer

    bad
    still all mcs gooduns. stevie ??????????
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,261
    Going for a few Britneys - Beers

    Oily rag - fag
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,753
    edited June 2007
    Tilbury Docks (Socks) - As in "I cant find any clean Tilbury's"
    Lambeth Walk (Chalk) - I was playing darts in a pub and an old boy asked me to pass him the Lambeth - I didn't have a clue!!

    And a modern one

    Reels of Cotton (rotten) - as in "I went out last night and was reels"
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Isn't pub now "Nuclear" ? As in nuclear sub.

    I prefer Ollie's made up ones, here's my effort:

    Technical hitch: B*tch
    Aunt Sally: Valley
    Jarvis Cocker: Soccer
    Gareth Gates: Mates

    So you can have:

    Got a technical of an hangover, but I'm going down the aunt with a few Gareths to watch the old Jarvis.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Got a technical of an hangover, but I'm going down the aunt with a few Gareths to watch the old Jarvis.


    You call football "soccer"?
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: BlackForestReds[/cite]Got a technical of an hangover, but I'm going down the aunt with a few Gareths to watch the old Jarvis.


    You call football "soccer"?

    Couldn't think of a word that rhymes with "football" ! I'll bow down to your suggestion for it Mr fussy!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,168
    That Simon Jordan's a right grumble, he makes me want to wallace...
  • The Equaliser
    The Equaliser Posts: 759
    I'm off for a Stevie Gritt.

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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,261
    He's just Wallaced all over the carpet the dozy raspberry
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]Scooby Doo is clue you doughnut

    LOL!

    Rhythm (and blues) Shoes - Rhythms
    Tom tit - Poo
    Any Stewart (Grainger)? - Any danger
    Plates (of meat) - Feet

    As an aside can anyone explain to me why a Cheque is a Kite?
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,030
    According to a website explaining slang:

    cheque or dud cheque/passing a dud cheque - originated in the 1800's from London Stock Exchange metaphor-based slang, in which, according to 1870 Brewer, a kite is '...a worthless bill...' and kite-flying is '... to obtain money on bills.... as a kite flutters in the air, and is a mere toy, so these bills fly about, but are light and worthless.' A kite-dropper is a person who passes dud cheques. Cassell's more modern dictionary of slang explains that kite-flying is the practice of raising money through transfer of accounts between banks and creating a false balance, against which (dud) cheques are then cashed. The original Stock Exchange kite term likely fostered other meanings found in US/Canadian prison slang for smuggled notes, letters, etc., and which also probably relate to early English use of the word kite for a token payment (actually a guinea, which would have been an artificially low amount) given to a junior legal counsel for defending a prisoner in court who is without, or cannot afford, proper defence.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Nice one! Ive never been able to work that one out
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,168
    Ones I actually use on a regular basis

    "What's the bird (lime)?"
    "Battle" (cruiser)
    "Get that down your Greg(ory peck)"
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Oh yerah and another fave of mine, which i do use alot

    Toys (are us) = Bus

    Just leaving work to catch the toys home!
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,075
    Ollie's Brain = Train

    "Just gonna jump on the Ollie to belveeddeerrreee"
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]Oh yerah and another fave of mine, which i do use alot

    Toys (are us) = Bus

    Just leaving work to catch the toys home!

    I like the shop theme:

    WH Smith - Sniff
    Dorophy Perkins - Gerkins
    BHS - Dress
    Burger King - Ring
    HMV - Pee
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,075
    Tescos - Best Clothes

    "You wearing your tescos out tonight?"
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: WSS[/cite]Tescos - Best Clothes

    "You wearing your tescos out tonight?"

    Nah, I'm wearing me BHS.

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