Patrick Bauer, Doris Day, Chris Solly, Johnnie Ray South Pacific, Naby Sarr, Joe DiMaggio
Josh Cullen, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television George Lapslie, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Rose, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Purrington Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Albie Morgan, vaccine, England's got a new queen Mark Marshall, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
Joseph Stalin, Lewis Page, Nasser and Prokofiev Rockefeller, Jonny Williams, Communist Bloc
Dillon Phillips, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
Einstein, Ben Reeves, Charlton's got a winning team Davy Crockett,…
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team Darren Pratley, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Jason Pearce, Alabama, Krushchev Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez
We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
Lyle Taylor, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide
Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia Hula hoops, Fosu, Edsel is a no-go
U2, Josh Parker, payola and Kennedy Forster-Caskey, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo
We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
Hemingway, Maxwell, "Stranger in a Strange Land" Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania Ole Miss, Joe Aribo, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say
We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again Krystian Bielik, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline Vetokele's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune", Dijksteel, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire But when we are gone Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on
We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire It was always burning Since the world's been turning We didn't start the fire No we didn't light it But we tried to fight it
He scores one in ten All the other chances missed He is Charlton's number ten Even though we're very pissed Nobody knows him Even though he plays for Antigua A statistic, a reminder Of a world with Roland the owner
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always a 7 out of 10.
Oh yes Ben Purrington,
he just keeps us moving on
( to the tune of perfect day).
Oh Anfernee
he plays full back
He plays full back
He's got a name like a dildo
Oh Anfernee
He plays full back
Super Josh Parker
he's got nuts of steel
Christian Bielik,
Hes got nuts of steel.
Anfernee,
Sometimes he plays instead of Chris Solly
(To the tune of She Wore A Yellow Ribbon)
Na , Na Na NaNa nah
Na Na Na Nah
Naby...
We need a song for every player
A song for every playerWe need a song for every player
A song for every player
We need a song for every player
Repeat and fade, that should do the trick
Naby, Naby Sarr,
Naby, Naby Sarr.
So, one for Albie. To the same tune:
Albie, Albie Morgan,
Albie, Albie Morgan.
And for Lyle:
Lyle, Lyle Taylor,
Lyle, Lye Taylor.
Not forgetting:
Johnnie, Johnnie Williams,
Johnnie, Johnnie Williams.
Josh, Josh Parker,
Josh, Josh Parker.
Dillon, Dillon Phillips,
Dillon, Dillon Phillips.
Patrick, Patrick Bauer,
Patrick, Patrick Bauer.
Joe, Joe Aribo,
Joe, Joe Aribo.
You can just about do it for "Steady 7/10 Eddy":
Ben, Purring-ton,
Ben, Purring-ton
with a strange enmphasis.
And with a bit of artistic licence:
Tony, Tony Dijksteel,
Tony, Tony Dijksteel
woah plays with Anfernee Dijksteel
woah plays with Patrick Bauer
etc
Baby we've got Naby Sarr
He's a Charlton superstar.
Baby we've got Naby Sarr
And Naby we love you
Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop Yeah
And Naby we love you.
joe aribo, joe aribo
Hello, hello
joe aribo, joe aribo
A sideways pass, a sideways paaaaaass
New one for Lyle
From “Born to be wild” (Google it if you’re too young to know it.
Get your shootin' boots on
Head out at the Valley
Looking for a hat-trick
Against whoever comes our way
BORN TO BE LYLE
BORN TO BE LYLE
Darren Pratleys magic ,
He's big and bald and 'ard ,
And after he's been on 5 minutes ,
he gets a yellow card !
To the tune of My Old Mans A Dustman
South Pacific, Naby Sarr, Joe DiMaggio
George Lapslie, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Mark Marshall, Liberace, Santayana goodbye
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Rockefeller, Jonny Williams, Communist Bloc
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
Davy Crockett,…
Darren Pratley, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide
Hula hoops, Fosu, Edsel is a no-go
Forster-Caskey, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
Ole Miss, Joe Aribo, Liston beats Patterson
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Krystian Bielik, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Vetokele's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Anfernee
His knob is made of metal
And he likes a cup of tea.
If she don't cum he'll tickle her bum because his name is Anfernee
(Chelsea's celery song)
Williams, Williams he cost really nothing.........
(to the tune of William it was really nothing by The Smiths)...I'll get me coat......
He scores one in ten
All the other chances missed
He is Charlton's number ten
Even though we're very pissed
Nobody knows him
Even though he plays for Antigua
A statistic, a reminder
Of a world with Roland the owner