If you could punch anyone in the face at this precise moment...

Dave2l

Who would it be?

Some twat that pinched your potential love interest? By talking a load of bollocks

Matt Smith? (Probably spelt wrong bloke that scored Millwall's winner)

Pardew? Dowie? Roland?

Off_it

Adolf Hitler

LTKapal

The first option

DoctorCharlton

Naby Sarr

CharltonDave85

Bloggers and youtubers 

Henry Irving

Persons who start threads like this.

Only joking, before anyone gets upset.

Peace, love and better defending at corners

ForeverAddickted

CharltonDave85 said:

Bloggers and youtubers 

Dont worry, they're stupid enough to hit each other

hoof_it_up_to_benty

Nobody.

snowinberlin

Mary Berry

masicat

Ade Edmondson. I don’t know why.

McBobbin

Michael Gove or Steve Smith. Mainly because their faces are begging for it

LargeAddick

Jeremy Corbyn and hoping it deflects off and catches Tony Blair too.

ads

Michael Gove, Rees Mogg, Johnson, Peter Crouch and the gay hairdresser from Gogglebox

Stig

Bloody hell, we were only at The Den for a couple of hours and look what happens.

Chris_from_Sidcup

ads said:

Michael Gove, Rees Mogg, Johnson, Peter Crouch and the gay hairdresser from Gogglebox

I can see most of them but Crouch? Why?

alicwkd

Chris_from_Sidcup said:

ads said:

Michael Gove, Rees Mogg, Johnson, Peter Crouch and the gay hairdresser from Gogglebox

I can see most of them but Crouch? Why?

It would mean he's suddenly grown 2 feet.

Croydon

There's this lad at my gym who walks around with a pout on all session, he just has one of those faces. Not sure I'd even want to punch him, maybe just a backhand slap.

TalBHAndreBA

George Osborne

harveys_gardener

I assume the thread title implies they won't hit you back? In that case I'd plump for Levi Bellfield. I knew him as an obnoxious body builder, who wouldn't leave the weights room when his session was up, spoiling for a fight. As it turned out, the people he did attack were young women and he had to use a hammer on most of them. He didn't mastermind the Milly Dowler murder, he was too thick. 

soapy_jones

Anyone in the Labour shadow cabinet, oh and anyone standing for the Lib Dem, Green, SNP and UKIP parties...  Also the Conservatives actually!

Just hate any politician this morning,  wonder what has happened to piss me off?

ricky_otto

My Dad for making me support Charlton. 

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Roland's dad for not pulling out

Dave2l

ads said:

Michael Gove, Rees Mogg, Johnson, Peter Crouch and the gay hairdresser from Gogglebox

Crouch would have to be doing a squat for most people to be able to reach. More effort then it's worth  

bolloxbolder

Boris Johnson. 

Addickted

The twat squatter who let off the fireworks deliberately during the Remembrance silence in Salford today.

blackpool72

Addickted said:

The twat squatter who let off the fireworks deliberately during the Remembrance silence in Salford today.

Deserves a fcukin good kicking never mind a punch 

clb74

@ElfsborgAddick

aliwibble

I don't believe in political violence, but Iain Duncan Smith sorely tests that principle

guinnessaddick

Not sure who the spanner player was, but he was giving large to the us when they scored the winner.

blackpool72

guinnessaddick said:

Not sure who the spanner player was, but he was giving large to the us when they scored the winner.

Can't blame him for that.
Imagine if Lyle scores a winner against them in April. 

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blackpool72 said:

guinnessaddick said:

Not sure who the spanner player was, but he was giving large to the us when they scored the winner.

Can't blame him for that.
Imagine if Lyle scores a winner against them in April. 

Nope - Soz cant imagine that Im afraid