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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit J - Maisie Hill

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit J - Maisie Hill 111 votes

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,970
    Looks like someone with bronchitis spewed on their dinner. Shocking presentation and no idea what the black things are in the bottom right but whatever they are they’ve been in a house fire.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    This is why you don't let toddlers cook.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,613
    3/10.

    Jeez.....  looked like someone has just regurgitated it. 
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,956
    Horrific presentation. This one needs an 18 restriction on it.
    I'm sure it tasted great, but it looks as if the the foods been tipped onto the plate from three feet up
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,238
    If food could catch venereal disease, this plate has a lot of them
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    I'm giving this a high score based solely on my love of cauliflower cheese, and the chef has been more than generous with that on this plate. I fear for what the black tarry substance is on the left but this is the closest I've come to wanting to eat one of these barbaric plates 


  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    This isn't any Christmas dinner, this is a Jackson-Pollock Christmas dinner.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    If that turned up on my plate I’d send it back. 
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,991
    Worst I’ve seen ... total yuck 
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Think it's been let down by the close-up snap. 
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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    Jesus that looks rank 
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    Is that branston on the side?  My dog would gladly go back to its bowl. 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,827
    Is this Tracey Emin's plate ?

    "this piece has the hate filled burnt penises of boyfriends past, with the vomit of disrespect I feel for society"
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,626
    Fecking hell. A generous 1.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    Leaks on a Christmas dinner are as needed as a millwall fan on mastermind 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Can only think the consumer still feels like they've got a lump of concrete in their belly
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Looks like it was served up by a JCB.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
    MY EYES MY EYES
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    Looks like it was going well till Greg Wallace said “you’ve got 20 seconds left”,the chef panicked and in his moment of madness poured the saucepan of sauce onto the plate. 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    AFKABartram said:
    Looks like it was going well till Greg Wallace said “you’ve got 20 seconds left”,the chef panicked.....
    .... shit himself, and served 4 of the turd nuggets on the plate (right)
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  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,842
    This looks like the contents of my toilet bowl on boxing day.

    3/10, not the worst though. 
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    Roast potatoes look OK. 

    That's as nice as I can be. 
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,722
    North Lower Neil said:
    Roast potatoes look OK. 

    That's as nice as I can be. 
    Nice ? They look like they’ve been sat out in the open for two weeks ! 
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    edited December 2019
    Positives
    Decent crispness on the spuds
    Leeks are an excellent addition to peas
    I quite like my sausages reasonably well done
    Turkey appears to be well cooked, no hint of rawness, not too dry either

    Negatives
    The top right corner
    Too much liquid
    The pigs have been cruelly robbed of their blankets. Pigs in blankets are a Christmas tradition, but cocktail sausages on their own are traditional fare at an 8 year old's birthday party
    How has the turkey been carved?! It looks like it's been ripped from the carcass by hand! 

    Edit: where's the carrots!
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,748
    3/10 for the spuds.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,942
    edited December 2019
    Bedsaddick said:
    North Lower Neil said:
    Roast potatoes look OK. 

    That's as nice as I can be. 
    Nice ? They look like they’ve been sat out in the open for two weeks ! 
    After all the ones that looked barely cooked I'm just enjoying that they're crispy on the outside. 
  • Horsfield9
    Horsfield9 Posts: 3,081
    Fecking dreadful this one .
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    What the fuck 

    I hope you complained long and hard and send texts every week reminding the person that done this to sort out the effort and up your game 
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    oh my. there are no words
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Puke

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