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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit J - Maisie Hill

AFKABartramAFKABartram
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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit J - Maisie Hill 111 votes

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    golfaddickgolfaddick
    3/10.

    Jeez.....  looked like someone has just regurgitated it. 
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    IdleHansIdleHans
    Horrific presentation. This one needs an 18 restriction on it.
    I'm sure it tasted great, but it looks as if the the foods been tipped onto the plate from three feet up
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    sam3110sam3110
    If food could catch venereal disease, this plate has a lot of them
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    CarterCarter
    I'm giving this a high score based solely on my love of cauliflower cheese, and the chef has been more than generous with that on this plate. I fear for what the black tarry substance is on the left but this is the closest I've come to wanting to eat one of these barbaric plates 


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    StigStig
    This isn't any Christmas dinner, this is a Jackson-Pollock Christmas dinner.
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    If that turned up on my plate I’d send it back. 
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    stonemusestonemuse
    Worst I’ve seen ... total yuck 
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    Cardinal SinCardinal Sin
    Think it's been let down by the close-up snap. 
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    Jesus that looks rank 
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    19051905
    Is that branston on the side?  My dog would gladly go back to its bowl. 
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    Is this Tracey Emin's plate ?

    "this piece has the hate filled burnt penises of boyfriends past, with the vomit of disrespect I feel for society"
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    O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    Fecking hell. A generous 1.
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    Leaks on a Christmas dinner are as needed as a millwall fan on mastermind 
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    Can only think the consumer still feels like they've got a lump of concrete in their belly
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    carly burncarly burn
    Looks like it was served up by a JCB.
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    JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    MY EYES MY EYES
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Looks like it was going well till Greg Wallace said “you’ve got 20 seconds left”,the chef panicked and in his moment of madness poured the saucepan of sauce onto the plate. 
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    i_b_b_o_r_gi_b_b_o_r_g
    AFKABartram said:
    Looks like it was going well till Greg Wallace said “you’ve got 20 seconds left”,the chef panicked.....
    .... shit himself, and served 4 of the turd nuggets on the plate (right)
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    HuskarisHuskaris
    This looks like the contents of my toilet bowl on boxing day.

    3/10, not the worst though. 
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Roast potatoes look OK. 

    That's as nice as I can be. 
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    North Lower Neil said:
    Roast potatoes look OK. 

    That's as nice as I can be. 
    Nice ? They look like they’ve been sat out in the open for two weeks ! 
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    edited December 2019
    Positives
    Decent crispness on the spuds
    Leeks are an excellent addition to peas
    I quite like my sausages reasonably well done
    Turkey appears to be well cooked, no hint of rawness, not too dry either

    Negatives
    The top right corner
    Too much liquid
    The pigs have been cruelly robbed of their blankets. Pigs in blankets are a Christmas tradition, but cocktail sausages on their own are traditional fare at an 8 year old's birthday party
    How has the turkey been carved?! It looks like it's been ripped from the carcass by hand! 

    Edit: where's the carrots!
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    CallumcafcCallumcafc
    3/10 for the spuds.
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    North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    edited December 2019
    Bedsaddick said:
    North Lower Neil said:
    Roast potatoes look OK. 

    That's as nice as I can be. 
    Nice ? They look like they’ve been sat out in the open for two weeks ! 
    After all the ones that looked barely cooked I'm just enjoying that they're crispy on the outside. 
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    Horsfield9Horsfield9
    Fecking dreadful this one .
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    What the fuck 

    I hope you complained long and hard and send texts every week reminding the person that done this to sort out the effort and up your game 
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    rinarina
    oh my. there are no words
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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    Puke
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