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Scene with best one liner in a non-sitcom

Sarrf_LondonSarrf_London
edited April 2020 in Not Sports Related
I give you Yosser Hughes in Boys from the Blackstuff, "I'm desperate Dan". No job, lost kids to social, contemplating suicide. Talking to priest called Dan.

Another classic was to button-hole real Graeme Souness, "I look like you".  And he did.
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    PopIconPopIcon
    edited April 2020
    What’s French for en-suite facilities? - Minder
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    Super_Eddie_YoudsSuper_Eddie_Youds
    Looking forward to the reaction as people get this very specific thread wrong.

    - Netflix top 10 list part 2: now I'm really angry
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    bobmunrobobmunro
    edited April 2020
     
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    DOUCHERDOUCHER
    We're the Sweeney son and we ain't had no dinner
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    Big WilliamBig William
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    you are going to need a bigger boat
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    AddicktedAddickted
    Don't tell him Pike.
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    AddicktedAddickted
    edited April 2020
    Non sitcom my arse.
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    AddicktedAddickted
    edited April 2020
    These go to 11.
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    AddicktedAddickted
    edited April 2020
    Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room.
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    McBobbinMcBobbin
    Are they not sitcom lines then? ;)

    I like "If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it" from lock stock. I'll leave that now before I type in the entire script of Predator
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    MOBY DUCKMOBY DUCK
    edited April 2020

    “Why don't you get the fuck outta here before I shove your quotations book up your fat fuckin' ass?”

    Tony Soprano

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    charltonkestoncharltonkeston
    edited April 2020
    “I told you Harold, the dog’s a wanker.” Steptoe and Son the film with the greyhound.
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    heckington_redsheckington_reds
    Frankly,my dear,I don't give a damn.
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    I'M SPARTACUS!!
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    Woman Stanley. Woman.
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    "Don't fire till you see the white of their eyes"


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    WindyWindy
    edited April 2020
    "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife – and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
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    seth plumseth plum
    'A walk?! I've never been for a walk in my life!'

    From 'Life is Sweet'.
    A Mike Leigh film
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    Well, nobody's perfect. 
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    Big WilliamBig William
    Tyrone......you silly fat bastard
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    hmmoorehmmoore
    edited April 2020
    "You can't handle the truth!" (Applicable to all of us Charlton fans at the moment).

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    Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    Oh, what - in case we have to deafen 'em to death? 
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