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If Football Club nicknames were literal

Who'd win in a fight?
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  • Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
  • Arsenal... Cmon your not gonna destroy a cannon with many things
  • Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
    Yup - even the irons would do us over.
  • Plymouth would win, no contest. 
  • Maybe 20 years ago in less enlightened times, West Ham wouldn’t be high on the leaderboard. 
  • Think Fulham would play dirty. 
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  • Crusaders have my vote
  • Eastleigh take the win for me!
  • Cafc43v3r said:
    Plymouth would win, no contest. 
    They're just a bunch of Pilgrims
  • The Ebbsfleet Ebolas would take some stopping. 
  • Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture
  • Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
  • Reading would be a tough match if its a 17th century fight, but ultimately they'd lose.
  • It wouldn't end well for Southampton.
  • Baggies vs Addicks - battle of druggies!!
  • The Rams versus the Foxes would be a tasty local derby!
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  • Cafc43v3r said:
    Plymouth would win, no contest. 
    They're just a bunch of Pilgrims
    Ah but look what happened to the pilgrim fathers...... 
  • Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    You can do some serious damage with a chair lol
  • As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.

    The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.

    The Valiant sword would do some damage.
  • With multiple lives and luck on their side, Sunderland would win.
















    Unless it takes place Against us at Wembley.
  • As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.

    The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.

    The Valiant sword would do some damage.
    Reading would be ok though (before the 1980s?) while Burton Albion would have a happy army!
  • My Northampton supporting mate claims they have been taking their nickname literally all his life...
  • If there was a fight, Dartford would step up to the oche...
  • Fleetwood's Cod Army might look weird dressed as fish, but if they were well armed.....
  • Liverpool would probably just start whining
  • edited May 18
    Chizz said:
    Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture
    Not much of a contest. If only the blades were massive.
    As it is massive owls might struggle in a derby match, like some kind of wind farm disaster.
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