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If Football Club nicknames were literal

North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
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Who'd win in a fight?
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  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Arsenal... Cmon your not gonna destroy a cannon with many things
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    North Lower Neil said:
    Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
    Yup - even the irons would do us over.
  • Cafc43v3rCafc43v3r
    Plymouth would win, no contest. 
  • DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Maybe 20 years ago in less enlightened times, West Ham wouldn’t be high on the leaderboard. 
  • EricBanternaEricBanterna
    Think Fulham would play dirty. 
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  • AppyAddickAppyAddick
    Crusaders have my vote
  • cafcpolocafcpolo
    Eastleigh take the win for me!
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Cafc43v3r said:
    Plymouth would win, no contest. 
    They're just a bunch of Pilgrims
  • SuedeAdidasSuedeAdidas
    The Ebbsfleet Ebolas would take some stopping. 
  • ChizzChizz
    Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture
  • Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
  • SporadicAddickSporadicAddick
    Reading would be a tough match if its a 17th century fight, but ultimately they'd lose.
  • SantaClausSantaClaus
    It wouldn't end well for Southampton.
  • CH4RLTONCH4RLTON
    Baggies vs Addicks - battle of druggies!!
  • killerandflashkillerandflash
    The Rams versus the Foxes would be a tasty local derby!
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  • Cafc43v3rCafc43v3r
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Cafc43v3r said:
    Plymouth would win, no contest. 
    They're just a bunch of Pilgrims
    Ah but look what happened to the pilgrim fathers...... 
  • Rossman92Rossman92
    Brendan_O_Connell said:
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    You can do some serious damage with a chair lol
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.

    The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.

    The Valiant sword would do some damage.
  • paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    With multiple lives and luck on their side, Sunderland would win.
















    Unless it takes place Against us at Wembley.
  • killerandflashkillerandflash
    Henry Irving said:
    As Napolean said "An army marches on its stomach" so we'd be well fed and ready for a ruck.

    The rest would look like Bony's army retreating from Moscow, starving and freezing to death.

    The Valiant sword would do some damage.
    Reading would be ok though (before the 1980s?) while Burton Albion would have a happy army!
  • AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    My Northampton supporting mate claims they have been taking their nickname literally all his life...
  • killerandflashkillerandflash
    If there was a fight, Dartford would step up to the oche...
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Fleetwood's Cod Army might look weird dressed as fish, but if they were well armed.....
  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    Liverpool would probably just start whining
  • MrWalkerMrWalker
    edited May 2020
    Chizz said:
    Dagenham and Redbridge ("Daggers") against Sheffield United ("Blades") would be an interesting fixture
    Not much of a contest. If only the blades were massive.
    As it is massive owls might struggle in a derby match, like some kind of wind farm disaster.
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