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If Football Club nicknames were literal

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  • DamoNorthStandDamoNorthStand
    North Lower Neil said:
    Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
    fish slapping dance Tumblr
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Palarse (The Cnuts) v Spanners (The Cnuts)

    Hmmmm,  not getting the hang of this am I?
  • 25May9825May98
    I think ultimately Hampton and Richmond Borough would win. It would all be too much of a distraction for far too many. 
  • Dazzler21Dazzler21
    North Lower Neil said:
    Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
    We'd win as we'd be Valiant.
  • AddicktedAddickted
    My money is on the Newport Nukes.
  • jimmymelrosejimmymelrose
    edited May 2020
    Brendan_O_Connell said:
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    The opposition wouldn't take it sitting down though.



    Wycombe Wanderers v Atletico Madrid would be probably be a boring 0-0 draw although I'd fancy Wycombe more

    One lot sitting on their chairs and the other lot lying on their mattresses.
  • jimmymelrosejimmymelrose
    Most teams would wash their hands of Sevilla quite easily
  • jimmymelrosejimmymelrose
    Even matches:

    Wolverhampton Wanderers v Wolfsburg

    Millwall v SC Bastia

    Palace v Lazio

    Nantes v Norwich
  • SporadicAddickSporadicAddick
    edited May 2020
    jimmymelrose said:
    Even matches:

    Wolverhampton Wanderers v Wolfsburg

    Millwall v SC Bastia

    Palace v Lazio

    Nantes v Norwich
    Don't give them ideas FFS, they'll be changing their kit to sky blue if they read this...
  • jimmymelrosejimmymelrose
    The best to watch would be Rad (Serbia) v Eintracht Frankfurt

    aka The Construction Workers v The Temperamental Divas
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  • EricBanternaEricBanterna
    I feel a bit sorry for Southend. 

    If your confused, type their nickname into urban dictionary. NOT FOR THE FEINT HEARTED. 
  • stackitstevestackitsteve
    EricBanterna said:
    I feel a bit sorry for Southend. 

    If your confused, type their nickname into urban dictionary. NOT FOR THE FEINT HEARTED. 
    Even worse if you try our nickname while you’re there.
  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    EricBanterna said:
    I feel a bit sorry for Southend. 

    If your confused, type their nickname into urban dictionary. NOT FOR THE FEINT HEARTED. 
    Lol type in Golf Addick into urban dictionary
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    on the plains of Africa and the Indian jungle .. Lions (sorry) and Tigers (unless they're being hunted by a human with a big gun)
  • North Lower NeilNorth Lower Neil
    creepyaddick said:
    EricBanterna said:
    I feel a bit sorry for Southend. 

    If your confused, type their nickname into urban dictionary. NOT FOR THE FEINT HEARTED. 
    Lol type in Golf Addick into urban dictionary
    16 years of moaning apparently!
  • PopIconPopIcon
    Rossman92 said:
    Brendan_O_Connell said:
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    You can do some serious damage with a chair lol
    Michael Barrymores pool parties were notorious for this.
  • EricBanternaEricBanterna
    PopIcon said:
    Rossman92 said:
    Brendan_O_Connell said:
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    You can do some serious damage with a chair lol
    Michael Barrymores pool parties were notorious for this.
    It was just a game of apple bobbing that went out of control. 
  • killerandflashkillerandflash
    Rossman92 said:
    Brendan_O_Connell said:
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    You can do some serious damage with a chair lol
    This Chair has done serious damage...


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