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Boring fact of the day .. Matt Smith of the Spanners ? .. his mother is French0
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Should of been pulled off at half time LF... You would of lasted longer and not let the WHOLE NATION down!Lordflashheart said:My first experience of the fairer sex was on a Eurocamp holiday in Normandy in 1984 - I was 14 on holiday with Mum, Dad and my 2 sisters - played football match - Brits against the rest (we won 5 - 0 👌) - it was an adult match, but they let me play right wing - my Dad played centre mid, and threatened a German bloke playing left back for them that if he tried to foul me once more he would get thumped - I scored the 5th goal - ran through on right wing after we had defended a corner and ball thrown out to me - cut in and slipped it under keeper - German bloke chased me because I taunted him after the goal !!!
After game, both teams had beers, German apologises, they all got pissed and had a bbq
One of the other team’s daughter was a 15 year old French girl - took a fancy to me, and we went into the woods and started kissing - I had zero experience of girls, but she certainly knew about boys !!!
She took my hand and pushed it down her knickers - then she started getting very touchy feely !!!
i think she was expecting a very good time
Alas - she chose the wrong lad - the act of her knickers and my hand was game over, and my horse had bolted
She stormed off in a very bad mood, and later hooked up with another English lad on the campsite
Halcyon days !!!
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I wonder if she........Lincsaddick said:Boring fact of the day .. Matt Smith of the Spanners ? .. his mother is French1
