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Car accident this morning

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    i wouldn't worry Medders, the other bloke with get his Just Deserts one day...
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Did you get hit by a celebrity? I hear that Julian Eclairy is a very poor driver.
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    It was a woman mate. She had a cracking pair of buns though
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    you're taking the biscuit now Sco
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    edited July 2007
    it was a women that just takes the biscuit

    damm wss got there first
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Just because you now hob nob with Sir Alan, WSS, no need to give me shortie shrift.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    All these puns are proving too hard to swallow for my digestive system...
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    i am finding this hard to digest
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    edited July 2007
    probably crashed because of the bourbon
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    That's the way the cookie crumbles I guess.
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    damn you roseandcrown !
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    Is there a lincoln this site to a report of the accident? I would ask MCS, but he's a bit of a ginger nut.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    [cite]Posted By: cunningstunt87[/cite]Whys that then? Cos I don't rate Todorov? Boo fcuking hoo.

    behave, whats todorov got to do with anything.

    boo hoo to you too.

    i think im going log off for a while cos im just being miserable to people, not in my nature.
  • roseandcrown
    roseandcrown Posts: 7,587
    sorry barts i quess you have had a gut full
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]i think im going log off for a while cos im just being miserable to people, not in my nature.

    Give me a virtual headlock - it'll make you feel better!

    To cheer you up:

    Curb_it's got the hump
    Some men she'd like to lump
    Because she's down in the dumps
    To give her spirits a jump
    That life is good thread we should bump
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    oh dear that was poor
  • Sco
    Sco Posts: 2,623
    [cite]Posted By: leftbehind[/cite]oh dear that was poor

    I don't see you offering up any puns you Jammy Dodger.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,552
    was the car driven by a Gypsy Tart ?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I hear one of the wagon wheels needs replacing.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I've just heard the other driver has been arrested and is in currantly in custardy.
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  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    lets see if can be NICE(biscuit).......






    leaves coat and justs goes............
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I don't know about anyone else, but I'm really fondue of this thread.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,218
    I HAVE NOT GOT THE HUMP

    i might be slightly overhung... but thats it.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    This thread is beginning to crumble
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    I marble at the ingenuity of some the puns though.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    The accident only happened because Medders is a crepe driver
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    It was a woman driver Carter, you banana split
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,205
    maybe she was suddenly blinded as a fly went into her her mince pies!
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    Don't be such a MELT
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    i blame Medders, sounded a half-baked explanation to me.

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