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Car accident this morning

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  • i think everyone is making a meal out of this
  • Carter, you are still the currant board splitter. Get rollover it
  • I heard the tyres were flat as a pancake
  • i think medders and carter need TIMEOUT
  • I'm in a bit of a flap, jack.
  • We are getting in a bit of a twirl over this. I'll be back in a minute, need a boost
  • Medders is your no claims bonus going to go down the marzipan now
  • This is going to be a marathon thread.
  • I revel in these threads though...
  • Stop malteaser-ing me with with these puns
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  • Didn't involve a double decker did it? This thread is making me snicker!
  • Was that follicly challenged bloke called Gareth involved?..if he was I think I know him...thats Gary Baldi.
  • Just had the following whispered from Mr Danny Dyer, CAFCBourne... been pi$$ing myself since I got it, and really can't not share it with the rest of you... ;-)

    "Don't do it again, i had no idea what the joke was and so thought i would share with office!!

    Since then i have the biggest verbal volley of abuse from colleagues known to man please keep to yourself!!"
  • Were the police called? I took thre liberty just in case.


    Merangue it in!!!!
  • The fella driving the other car was a right roly poly, a complete pudding. Apparently he was looking the other way because he'd just spotted dick on the other side of the road with his wife Victoria (sponge). Little does he know that Dick's a Jaffa and is not interested in her - he fancies Mr Kippling down the road instead.
  • [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]The fella driving the other car was a right roly poly, a complete pudding. Apparently he was looking the other way because he'd just spotted dick on the other side of the road with his wife Victoria (sponge). Little does he know that Dick's a Jaffa and is not interested in her - he fancies Mr Kippling down the road instead.


    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :-)
  • edited July 2007
    Admit it - you loved that post really didn't you madeira?
  • Some exceedingly good puns...
  • sure did, you big fairy cake !
  • [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]sure did, you big fairy cake !

    Mini roll!
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  • Large bloomer !!
  • Is that a cake though - ya little chutney?
  • I'm off to the pub now - some people on here are turning into right hot cross bunnies
  • It's been fun, but I gouda go...
  • now its just getting cheesy
  • Gorgonzola, are you lot Stil ton about this???
  • Yep but at half past gruyere I've got to go...
  • You feta believe it!
  • Shame we let BRIEan Hughes go
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