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Car accident this morning

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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    i think everyone is making a meal out of this
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    MeddersMedders
    Carter, you are still the currant board splitter. Get rollover it
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    CarterCarter
    I heard the tyres were flat as a pancake
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    i think medders and carter need TIMEOUT
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    cunningstunt87cunningstunt87
    I'm in a bit of a flap, jack.
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    CarterCarter
    We are getting in a bit of a twirl over this. I'll be back in a minute, need a boost
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    Medders is your no claims bonus going to go down the marzipan now
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    This is going to be a marathon thread.
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    I revel in these threads though...
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    RedArmySE7RedArmySE7
    Stop malteaser-ing me with with these puns
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    NugNug
    Didn't involve a double decker did it? This thread is making me snicker!
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    The EqualiserThe Equaliser
    Was that follicly challenged bloke called Gareth involved?..if he was I think I know him...thats Gary Baldi.
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    MeddersMedders
    Just had the following whispered from Mr Danny Dyer, CAFCBourne... been pi$$ing myself since I got it, and really can't not share it with the rest of you... ;-)

    "Don't do it again, i had no idea what the joke was and so thought i would share with office!!

    Since then i have the biggest verbal volley of abuse from colleagues known to man please keep to yourself!!"
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    CarterCarter
    Were the police called? I took thre liberty just in case.


    Merangue it in!!!!
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    Off_itOff_it
    The fella driving the other car was a right roly poly, a complete pudding. Apparently he was looking the other way because he'd just spotted dick on the other side of the road with his wife Victoria (sponge). Little does he know that Dick's a Jaffa and is not interested in her - he fancies Mr Kippling down the road instead.
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]The fella driving the other car was a right roly poly, a complete pudding. Apparently he was looking the other way because he'd just spotted dick on the other side of the road with his wife Victoria (sponge). Little does he know that Dick's a Jaffa and is not interested in her - he fancies Mr Kippling down the road instead.


    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ :-)
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    Off_itOff_it
    edited July 2007
    Admit it - you loved that post really didn't you madeira?
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    Some exceedingly good puns...
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    sure did, you big fairy cake !
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    Off_itOff_it
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]sure did, you big fairy cake !

    Mini roll!
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    AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Large bloomer !!
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    Off_itOff_it
    Is that a cake though - ya little chutney?
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    Off_itOff_it
    I'm off to the pub now - some people on here are turning into right hot cross bunnies
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    It's been fun, but I gouda go...
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    WSSWSS
    now its just getting cheesy
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    Off_itOff_it
    Gorgonzola, are you lot Stil ton about this???
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    Yep but at half past gruyere I've got to go...
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    Off_itOff_it
    You feta believe it!
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    cunningstunt87cunningstunt87
    (E)Dam!
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    Shame we let BRIEan Hughes go
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