DHOTYA 2020

paulie8290

Its that time of the year again, the awards are coming up, I have been following the twitter account all year like normal and there are some absolute corkers this year.

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340726128235982854?s=19

#DHOTYA2020 Group Stages announced TONIGHT before 8pm - turn notifications on ❄️

se9addick

So many good candidates this year. Turns out a real upside of a global pandemic is the utter shite people chat on social media, we should have them more often. 

SOTF

Brittany Spears 100m post is hilarious.

Alwaysneil

Is there a summary link?

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https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340742440777637889?s=19

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https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340743046061801472?s=19

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https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340743686909517824?s=19

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https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340744593294454787?s=19

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https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340745509108142081?s=19

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https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340746247607611401?s=19

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https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340747225245347841?s=19

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https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340748102211387393?s=19

PaddyP17

It's got to be Trump, surely? Though "he's only 8" is a phenomenal entry. Who looks at the floor and weeps in this day and age?

ValleyGary

“Feminism, Suffrogettes” is my personal favourite. 

McBobbin

Some classics in there. I'm sure half the children ones really did happen. Anyone here with kids knows that they often come out with pseudo-profound rubbish all the time... The crime is the earnest way in which the story is told. You know that kid clearly said some idiotic rubbish either side of the quote

ValleyGary

I think Charlie in Asda could win it but I’ve got a feeling that the person posting it was taking the piss.

Todds_right_hook

paulie8290 said:

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340743686909517824?s=19

The nhs letter is just weird 

paulie8290

Todds_right_hook said:

paulie8290 said:

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1340743686909517824?s=19

The nhs letter is just weird 

Yeah I remember when that first came out thinking WTF, like surely no one is that dense to think A- You would get all the information from a scan lol, like hair colour and weight, and B-The Spelling and Punctuation errors lol.

ForeverAddickted

Jesus I didn't realise Tom Zanetti would be back with a new entry!! 

cafcnick1992

ValleyGary said:

“Feminism, Suffrogettes” is my personal favourite. 

Agreed. A clear favourite.

clb74

The Iowa one reminds me when me and the boy he was 7 at the time.
Went in McDonald's and the woman said they didnt have any chips.
My boy said that's like having a swimming pool with no water in it.

Chris_from_Sidcup

ValleyGary said:

I think Charlie in Asda could win it but I’ve got a feeling that the person posting it was taking the piss.

Was going to post the same, there's no way that's a serious post.

sam3110

The Britney one is amazing. Imagine that, Britney is the fastest person ever over 100m, and not only that, but she started out as the fastest person and trained to get even quicker, and managed to shave a full 3 seconds off her PB!

Uboat

Sadly I think Charlie in Asda is real. It should be the clear winner. 

hawksmoor

He’s only 8 for me. Both parents looking at the floor and weeping because of something their eight-year-old didn’t say about Brexit.

paulie8290

I wondered why BetVictor were taking a while to get the odds up, seems a couple had to be renamed lol, guessing the original names didnt sit right with BetVictor

https://twitter.com/_DHOTYA/status/1341395272241393664?s=19

“Dickheads” renamed to “Anti Mask”

“No Engrish” renamed to “Rant over”

“Fuck the uniform” renamed to “Stank”

Long story you won’t care about 😂

paulie8290

Odds are now up


https://www.betvictor.com/en-gb/sports/22889/meetings/533392710/events/1349718400

Trump early favourite at 5/1 

Followed by Feminism Suffragettes at 6/1

ForeverAddickted

paulie8290 said:

Odds are now up


https://www.betvictor.com/en-gb/sports/22889/meetings/533392710/events/1349718400

Trump early favourite at 5/1 

Followed by Feminism Suffragettes at 6/1

Kinda hate the betting on it as it ruins the fun of having a random winner

People are of course primarily going to bet on the one they picked rather than thinking its the best

ValleyGary

The best one usually wins if past years are to go by. 

I can’t see Trump winning it. 

Going by the comments to the original group postings, Feminism Suffragettes seemed the most suggested, and has now gone into 9/2 fav.

clb74

That's an easy £120
No way did Britney run 100m in under 6 seconds.