Look forward to this every year. The Wayne Hennessey one from last year is still my all time favorite.
Will be boring if Trump wins - he's a politician and lying is generally what they do. These awards are all about the every day person looking for social media attention.
No one yet... Its currently the Group Stages of voting
Advancing from the Groups are:
Group A : Coco Pops and Disney Group B : Feminism, Suffragettes and Kissed a Tory Group C : He's only 8 and NHS Group D : "A woman always knows" and Donald Trump Group E : £34 cough and Exit Polls in Iowa Group F : The Voiceless and Stank Group G : Mandela and Ripping the Tories
The first 3 are much stronger than Britney - that feels like her just being thick and getting distances wrong, the other 3 are classic DHOTY, obvious bollocks spouted to try and get attention/likes etc on social media and make some ridiculously heavy-handed point.
Feminism, suffragettes v the Voiceless for the win for me.
The first 3 are much stronger than Britney - that feels like her just being thick and getting distances wrong, the other 3 are classic DHOTY, obvious bollocks spouted to try and get attention/likes etc on social media and make some ridiculously heavy-handed point.
Feminism, suffragettes v the Voiceless for the win for me.
Britney has suffered from mental health issues for ages now and I think her grasp of reality has led to her genuinely thinking that she's run (not) 100m in (not) 5 seconds. Her father still has control over her finances and activities and all that, which must be taking its toll. I don't think she's doing it knowing it's obvious bollocks. Her situation is quite sad.
Got to be "He's only 8" for me. What a load of pretentious twaddle.
The Eastbourne Echo wins for me. ‘He’s going to be a future leader of the country’ 😂😂
Pretty sure that’s a wind up.
Nothing even comes close to Feminism. Just the image of her continually struggling to throw the ball over whilst these teenage boys are chanting, then comes the slow mo...she finds this extra inner strength... and the ball goes sailing over.
I’m not sure I even understand the Britney one, do people think she’s claiming to have run 100m in 6 seconds? And what was she actually trying to say?
Yes she was, I presume she just messed up the distance she thought she was running in a workout.
So she ran about 10-20 meters (God knows how fast Britney Spears can run, it’s something I’ve literally never thought about before) and thought that was her workout? The whole thing is so confusing.
I’m not sure I even understand the Britney one, do people think she’s claiming to have run 100m in 6 seconds? And what was she actually trying to say?
Yes she was, I presume she just messed up the distance she thought she was running in a workout.
So she ran about 10-20 meters (God knows how fast Britney Spears can run, it’s something I’ve literally never thought about before) and thought that was her workout? The whole thing is so confusing.
Something like that I guess, but more likely it was part of a workout not just a 6 second workout!
However it happened it just doesn't have the twattishness of the other 3.
Apparently "feminism, suffragettes" was an entry made up to win DHOTYA and to piss football fans off, so I think that rather invalidates it as an entry, especially as its author is encouraging people to vote for it.
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6/1 was ridiculous value. It’s a good job they had £10 max bet cos the bloke that priced them up would be getting his P45.
A perfect example of why Twitter should be shut down/remain open.
Full of shit, but great content.
Will be boring if Trump wins - he's a politician and lying is generally what they do. These awards are all about the every day person looking for social media attention.
Advancing from the Groups are:
Group A : Coco Pops and Disney
Group B : Feminism, Suffragettes and Kissed a Tory
Group C : He's only 8 and NHS
Group D : "A woman always knows" and Donald Trump
Group E : £34 cough and Exit Polls in Iowa
Group F : The Voiceless and Stank
Group G : Mandela and Ripping the Tories
Had me howling with laughter when I first read it
Feminism, suffragettes v the Voiceless for the win for me.
Got to be "He's only 8" for me. What a load of pretentious twaddle.
Nothing even comes close to Feminism. Just the image of her continually struggling to throw the ball over whilst these teenage boys are chanting, then comes the slow mo...she finds this extra inner strength... and the ball goes sailing over.
Its so much bollocks it actually irritates me.
Either way I think it’s more likely she just got the numbers wrong.
Where as the other 3 are just outright lies made up for social media. Wrong ‘uns.
However it happened it just doesn't have the twattishness of the other 3.
”He’s only 8” 3rd
Voting in the final currently just over an hour left,
the voiceless is beating feminism 55/45