Camelot cinema in Perth Western Australia has opened up a radio advertising campaign in anticipation of the coming festive season.
However, towards the end of the commercial the radio announcer puts on his 'small print' voice and says: "due to covid restrictions films may change"...
Yes, this is how we so far managed to stay Corona free.
Not only we ensure we don't spread the virus amongst ourselves but we also protect our cinema goers from catching it from the screen by choosing our movie stars very carefully .
So, out with socially undistant biblical blockbusters like 'Ben Hur' 'Spartacus' or the not so well sanitized 'Caligula' (multiple kinds of additional infections of this last one).
but what movies are safe..??
So far I could only come up with '2001' as they are all wearing masks in that one.
Any other suggestions ???
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127 Hours
Moon
Phone Booth
The Lighthouse (my film of 2020!) springs to mind.
All Is Lost is Robert Redford on a boat. Love a film like that. Likewise, Dead Calm.
If you want to see non-COVID suffering then Antichrist will make you regret taking this recommendation seriously.
The Blue Lagoon
Misery
Gravity
2001
In a similar vein, The Wild.
No Country For Old Men
A Separation
When Harry met No One
Most of earth's population is wiped out by a dodgy vaccine. Those that were infected but survive, become albino zombies who try to kill the immune. Will Smith takes his dog for a walk and befriends some mannequins.