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Rate My Plate is back! 2020 edition

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    Couldn't fit in on the plate but trust me they were a work of art.
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    all being well, I’ll put 5 up in the morning tomorrow, 5 new ones later in the day 
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    all being well, I’ll put 5 up in the morning tomorrow, 5 new ones later in the day 
    Joking.
    It's not like its Christmas day

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    meldrew66 said:
    Here's my RMP entry: 

    Spuds look fantastic. Pink Turkey looks like a guaranteed precursor to a blast of rusty water out the aris at 3am.
    Pink AND dry, pink and wet is fine, but pink and dry... No thanks. Lube it up with a bit more gravy before the stuffing. 
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    My effort this year. Not submitting a rate my plate as I'm still recovering from @ValleyGary's critique last year. No stuffing as our stuffed turkey crown turned out to have zero stuffing in it FFS!
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    Not entering because I forgot the pictures.

    Had the Tesco Plant Based wheat protein roast.

    Was actually surprisingly good.


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    Huskaris said:
    My effort this year. Not submitting a rate my plate as I'm still recovering from @ValleyGary's critique last year. No stuffing as our stuffed turkey crown turned out to have zero stuffing in it FFS!
    I scrolled from the bottom up, and it was perfect until I saw the turkey....




    It was more moist than it looked.

    No decent way of writing that.
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    Huskaris said:
    My effort this year. Not submitting a rate my plate as I'm still recovering from @ValleyGary's critique last year. No stuffing as our stuffed turkey crown turned out to have zero stuffing in it FFS!
    I scrolled from the bottom up, and it was perfect until I saw the turkey....




    It was more moist than it looked.

    No decent way of writing that.
    The only time it is acceptable to use the word "moist" is in reference to a turkey, or a cake. 
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    Huskaris said:
    My effort this year. Not submitting a rate my plate as I'm still recovering from @ValleyGary's critique last year. No stuffing as our stuffed turkey crown turned out to have zero stuffing in it FFS!
    I scrolled from the bottom up, and it was perfect until I saw the turkey....




    All that effort for some cracking grub, then it’s covered in a gravy that’s more watery than OohaahMortimers Christmas Day dump.


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    My effort this year. Not submitting a rate my plate as I'm still recovering from @ValleyGary's critique last year. No stuffing as our stuffed turkey crown turned out to have zero stuffing in it FFS!
    Bath water as gravy 
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    Theres a lack of roast potatoes,  got to have at least 8 each
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    edited December 2020
    My effort this year. Not submitting a rate my plate as I'm still recovering from @ValleyGary's critique last year. No stuffing as our stuffed turkey crown turned out to have zero stuffing in it FFS!
    2/10 - sprouts and peas are out of control, and the less said about the pig in banket layout the better
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    My effort this year. Not submitting a rate my plate as I'm still recovering from @ValleyGary's critique last year. No stuffing as our stuffed turkey crown turned out to have zero stuffing in it FFS!
    Potatoes look pretty good 
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