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The Valley Pitch

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  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    Is he wearing flip flops or Wellingtons?
    Crocs 
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    roseandcrown said:
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    Is he wearing flip flops or Wellingtons?
    Crocs 
    That's promising
  • killerandflashkillerandflash
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    Is he wearing flip flops or Wellingtons?
    Crampons
  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    Steve evans wants it off apparently! 


  • cafc999cafc999
    roseandcrown said:
    Steve evans wants it off apparently! 


    What a suprise 
  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    edited 2021 13
    Both teams out warming up 
  • robroyrobroy
    roseandcrown said:
    Steve evans wants it off apparently! 


    Found out The Valley cafe are doing takeaways 
  • guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    roseandcrown said:
    Steve evans wants it off apparently! 


    If he wants it off, play the fooking game then.
  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    edited 2021 13
    Heaters of the pitch suggesting they think have done the work needed.

    this is as exciting as it gets for me today 
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  • roseandcrownroseandcrown
    Call it off 
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    JamesU2002 said:
    Game isn't going ahead. 
    FFS......what a complete knob!
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    roseandcrown said:
    Heaters of the pitch suggesting they think have done the work needed.

    this is as exciting as it gets for me today 
    How right you were!
  • MiserableoldgitMiserableoldgit
    cazo said:
    SuedeAdidas said:
    cazo said:
    Game should of been put back 24 hours yesterday to save all this crap
    Gills already playing on Tuesday. 
    Then thay play we’d like Lincoln are job done
    Still don't understand this.
  • Covered EndCovered End
    Miserableoldgit said:
    cazo said:
    SuedeAdidas said:
    cazo said:
    Game should of been put back 24 hours yesterday to save all this crap
    Gills already playing on Tuesday. 
    Then thay play we’d like Lincoln are job done
    Still don't understand this.
    Probably because it's unintelligible.
  • killerandflashkillerandflash
    roseandcrown said:
    Steve evans wants it off apparently! 


    So did we at 4:45...
  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    roseandcrown said:
    Steve evans wants it off apparently! 


    He underestimated how shit we are , he’s not the only one 
  • HexHex
    As an addendum to this thread and how the temperature immediately above grass can be quite different to the air temperature measured at 1.2m and quoted in weather forecasts, in the early hours of last Friday morning (19th) the days minimum air temperature was recorded as +4.4C.  At the same time the minimum grass temperature was recorded as -1.1C, a difference of 5.5C over 1.2m of height.
  • oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    Pitch is pony , I don’t think 8 million pigeons on it munching away on grass seed or whatever can help it 
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    oohaahmortimer said:
    Pitch is pony , I don’t think 8 million pigeons on it munching away on grass seed or whatever can help it 
    Didn’t they used to have some bloke wandering around with a f*** off big dog
    looked a bit like this one 🤷‍♂️

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  • killerandflashkillerandflash
    I blame the Woolwich Pigeon, he brought all his friends 
  • Kap10Kap10
    killerandflash said:
    I blame the Woolwich Pigeon, he brought all his friends 
    Sign them up, they cover more ground than most of our players
  • SimonsenSimonsen
    Our pitch must be in the bottom five for the Division? (I can only go by highlights of away games on TV).

    Are there seriously any other League One pitches as bad/worse? 

  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    oohaahmortimer said:
    Pitch is pony , I don’t think 8 million pigeons on it munching away on grass seed or whatever can help it 
    Getting rid of pigeons is relatively easy……get a local falconer to come in on a regular basis once or twice a week and also put up a couple of model decoy peregrines or sparrow hawks that will help immensely.
    It also eradicates pigeon shit in the stands and stairways.
  • Covered EndCovered End
    It was ok before the women started playing at The Valley  :)
  • soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Covered End said:
    It was ok before the women started playing at The Valley  :)
    Wouldn't all the stilettos help drain the pitch?
  • SporadicAddickSporadicAddick
    soapy_jones said:
    Covered End said:
    It was ok before the women started playing at The Valley  :)
    Wouldn't all the stilettos help drain the pitch?
    They could also iron it flat whilst they are there.
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    SporadicAddick said:
    soapy_jones said:
    Covered End said:
    It was ok before the women started playing at The Valley  :)
    Wouldn't all the stilettos help drain the pitch?
    They could also iron it flat whilst they are there.
    Ooooooooh now you’ve torn it!……..close the thread! 😁
  • T_C_ET_C_E
    eastterrace6168 said:
    Don't they usually advertise The Valley pitch for use in the close season...I might apply, I need somewhere to grow me spuds and seasonal veg... ;)
    Keohane will be on the phone to Colorado first thing in the morning.

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