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The Valley Pitch
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The east terrace has changed since the last home game.1
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That`s what happens when the supporters go missing.0
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How has it got so bad this season?
Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons?0 -
Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.mendonca said:How has it got so bad this season?
Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons?
Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.
The pigeons have always been an issue.4 -
Burger boy thinks he knows about maintaining a football pitch, so the blame lies with him.
The fact is, he doesn't, but then to be fair, he doesn't know about anything....he's just a know all that knows fuck all!11 -
... and steals a livingRedmidland said:Burger boy thinks he knows about maintaining a football pitch, so the blame lies with him.
The fact is, he doesn't, but then to be fair, he doesn't know about anything....he's just a know all that knows fuck all!7 -
Please stop calling him Burger boy, you know he doesn’t like it. ……………
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In case you missed, a 28 year service Groundsman quit in the last week or so. 🤷♂️0 -
What for? An infestation of beetles maybe?T_C_E said:
Keohane will be on the phone to Colorado first thing in the morning.eastterrace6168 said:Don't they usually advertise The Valley pitch for use in the close season...I might apply, I need somewhere to grow me spuds and seasonal veg...
(One for the gardeners...)1 -
The chief pigeon fancier (burger boy) is flying his mates in!mendonca said:How has it got so bad this season?
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The pigeons will be attracted to seed that has been sown mid-season. If the pitch was looked after properly they wouldn't need to be reseeding mid-season, but we all know the ground-staff weren't allowed to do a proper job last summer.7
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Who is this fuckwit? This club is so toxic, i mean i miss attending and CL is my only real connection nowadays but why are toxic twats like this character allowed to prosper?
I'll answer these questions myself of course, as I am 60 years old and have seen chancers like this in every walk of life but it does still frazzle my niblets...1 -
At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.5
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In the old days the worry for larger clubs at this level was visiting smaller clubs, where the poor pitch would be a leveller. Now we go to clubs like Morecambe and they have a better pitch than us...eaststandmike said:At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.9 -
We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.eaststandmike said:At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.0 -
There was a problem in 2014 with drainage, but nothing since.Crusty54 said:
We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.eaststandmike said:At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
Confirmed by former groundsman Nathan Chapman from a bar in Cyprus about 10 minutes ago. 😉😂8 -
I never said we didCrusty54 said:
We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.eaststandmike said:At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.0 -
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There were big problems until new drainage was installed and the pitch was relaid by the same firm that worked on Wembley stadium.T_C_E said:
There was a problem in 2014 with drainage, but nothing since.Crusty54 said:
We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.eaststandmike said:At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
Confirmed by former groundsman Nathan Chapman from a bar in Cyprus about 10 minutes ago. 😉😂
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This might upset a few people but when I worked on the Valley pitch with Maurice Banham as a kid during the summer hols and on weekends in the late 70's we used to shoot the pigeons in the old West Stand with a shotgun.KBslittlesis said:
Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.mendonca said:How has it got so bad this season?
Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons?
Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.
The pigeons have always been an issue.4 -
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Vermin, Fawltyct_addick said:
This might upset a few people but when I worked on the Valley pitch with Maurice Banham as a kid during the summer hols and on weekends in the late 70's we used to shoot the pigeons in the old West Stand with a shotgun.KBslittlesis said:
Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.mendonca said:How has it got so bad this season?
Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons?
Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.
The pigeons have always been an issue.
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What exactly is wrong with the pitch?
From the East stand, the grass appears (to my eyes) to be green and lush, although it has an odd texture, almost a spray on effect in places.
The goal mouths appear to be kept in good condition, compared with the 'just ploughed' condition that was rife during the 1970/80s at most grounds.
Perhaps there is a catering professional within the club, who is also an expert groundsman, who could provide an explanation?
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And we had a cat.ct_addick said:
This might upset a few people but when I worked on the Valley pitch with Maurice Banham as a kid during the summer hols and on weekends in the late 70's we used to shoot the pigeons in the old West Stand with a shotgun.KBslittlesis said:
Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.mendonca said:How has it got so bad this season?
Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons?
Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.
The pigeons have always been an issue.1 -
Not a lot before either it's like they was letting it flood on purposeT_C_E said:
There was a problem in 2014 with drainage, but nothing since.Crusty54 said:
We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.eaststandmike said:At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
Confirmed by former groundsman Nathan Chapman from a bar in Cyprus about 10 minutes ago. 😉😂0 -
They shifted tons of snow off it in December to get the game on. Don’t suppose that did it any good.0
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Derek “killer” Hales per chance?ct_addick said:
This might upset a few people but when I worked on the Valley pitch with Maurice Banham as a kid during the summer hols and on weekends in the late 70's we used to shoot the pigeons in the old West Stand with a shotgun.KBslittlesis said:
Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.mendonca said:How has it got so bad this season?
Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons?
Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.
The pigeons have always been an issue.0 -
I think that Cheltenham game, which we lost, messed the pitch up. That was the one where we were going to use the undersoil heating but didn't have any oil for the boiler.Pelham123 said:They shifted tons of snow off it in December to get the game on. Don’t suppose that did it any good.0 -
From behind the Covered Upper where I am it looks very patchy and bobbly throughout in general. Also the immediate surrounding perimeter looks dark and tired. I remember when this was first put in think it's a 4G type surround it looked class and made the pitch look bigger.RickAddick said:What exactly is wrong with the pitch?
From the East stand, the grass appears (to my eyes) to be green and lush, although it has an odd texture, almost a spray on effect in places.
The goal mouths appear to be kept in good condition, compared with the 'just ploughed' condition that was rife during the 1970/80s at most grounds.
Perhaps there is a catering professional within the club, who is also an expert groundsman, who could provide an explanation?
As others have said it probably didn't help getting a few games on like Cheltenham, Bristol Rovers but then again I'm no expert either it's not like this winter weather has been a one off either.0 -
The pitch did look quite poor after that.Pelham123 said:They shifted tons of snow off it in December to get the game on. Don’t suppose that did it any good.0 -
Someone ordered in an inappropriate temporary boiler, I believe the terminology used was........"It was more suited to heating a couple of flats than a football pitch".MuttleyCAFC said:
I think that Cheltenham game, which we lost, messed the pitch up. That was the one where we were going to use the undersoil heating but didn't have any oil for the boiler.Pelham123 said:They shifted tons of snow off it in December to get the game on. Don’t suppose that did it any good.
In fact someone saw exactly the same model boiler heating the academy rooms at Sparrows Lane and thought "Thats exactly what we need at The Valley for the pitch" and ordered it.
As if someone would want to try to make a name for themselves and do something like that?
Morning Burger Boy. 11
