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The Valley Pitch

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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    The east terrace has changed since the last home game.
  • Tunwellsaddick
    Tunwellsaddick Posts: 2,452
    That`s what happens when the supporters go missing.
  • mendonca
    mendonca Posts: 9,405
    How has it got so bad this season? 

    Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons? 
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,610
    mendonca said:
    How has it got so bad this season? 

    Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons? 
    Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.
    Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.

    The pigeons have always been an issue.
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    Burger boy thinks he knows about maintaining a football pitch, so the blame lies with him. 
    The fact is, he doesn't, but then to be fair, he doesn't know about anything....he's just a know all that knows fuck all!
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,013
    Burger boy thinks he knows about maintaining a football pitch, so the blame lies with him. 
    The fact is, he doesn't, but then to be fair, he doesn't know about anything....he's just a know all that knows fuck all!
    ... and steals a living
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    Please stop calling him Burger boy, you know he doesn’t like it. …………… 
    ………
    In case you missed, a 28 year service Groundsman quit in the last week or so. 🤷‍♂️
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    T_C_E said:
    Don't they usually advertise The Valley pitch for use in the close season...I might apply, I need somewhere to grow me spuds and seasonal veg... ;)
    Keohane will be on the phone to Colorado first thing in the morning.

    What for?  An infestation of beetles maybe?  ;)

    (One for the gardeners...)
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    edited March 2023
    mendonca said:
    How has it got so bad this season? 

    Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons? 
    The chief pigeon fancier (burger boy) is flying his mates in!
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  • randy andy
    randy andy Posts: 5,457
    The pigeons will be attracted to seed that has been sown mid-season. If the pitch was looked after properly they wouldn't need to be reseeding mid-season, but we all know the ground-staff weren't allowed to do a proper job last summer.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Who is this fuckwit?  This club is so toxic, i mean i miss attending and CL is my only real connection nowadays but why are toxic twats like this character allowed to prosper?

    I'll answer these questions myself of course, as I am 60 years old and have seen chancers like this in every walk of life but it does still frazzle my niblets...
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,874
    At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
    In the old days the worry for larger clubs at this level was visiting smaller clubs, where the poor pitch would be a leveller. Now we go to clubs like Morecambe and they have a better pitch than us...
  • Crusty54
    Crusty54 Posts: 3,232
    edited March 2023
    At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
    We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    Crusty54 said:
    At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
    We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.
    There was a problem in 2014 with drainage, but nothing since.
    Confirmed by former groundsman Nathan Chapman from a bar in Cyprus about 10 minutes ago.   😉😂
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Crusty54 said:
    At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
    We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.
    I never said we did 
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,785

  • Crusty54
    Crusty54 Posts: 3,232
    edited March 2023
    T_C_E said:
    Crusty54 said:
    At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
    We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.
    There was a problem in 2014 with drainage, but nothing since.
    Confirmed by former groundsman Nathan Chapman from a bar in Cyprus about 10 minutes ago.   😉😂
    There were big problems until new drainage was installed and the pitch was relaid by the same firm that worked on Wembley stadium.

  • ct_addick
    ct_addick Posts: 4,336
    mendonca said:
    How has it got so bad this season? 

    Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons? 
    Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.
    Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.

    The pigeons have always been an issue.
    This might upset a few people but when I worked on the Valley pitch with Maurice Banham as a kid during the summer hols and on weekends in the late 70's we used to shoot the pigeons in the old West Stand with a shotgun. 
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  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,235
    ct_addick said:
    mendonca said:
    How has it got so bad this season? 

    Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons? 
    Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.
    Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.

    The pigeons have always been an issue.
    This might upset a few people but when I worked on the Valley pitch with Maurice Banham as a kid during the summer hols and on weekends in the late 70's we used to shoot the pigeons in the old West Stand with a shotgun. 
    Vermin, Fawlty 



  • RickAddick
    RickAddick Posts: 1,198
    What exactly is wrong with the pitch?
    From the East stand, the grass appears (to my eyes) to be green and lush, although it has an odd texture, almost a spray on effect in places.
    The goal mouths appear to be kept in good condition, compared with the 'just ploughed' condition that was rife during the 1970/80s at most grounds.
    Perhaps there is a catering professional within the club, who is also an expert groundsman, who could provide an explanation?

  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,733
    ct_addick said:
    mendonca said:
    How has it got so bad this season? 

    Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons? 
    Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.
    Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.

    The pigeons have always been an issue.
    This might upset a few people but when I worked on the Valley pitch with Maurice Banham as a kid during the summer hols and on weekends in the late 70's we used to shoot the pigeons in the old West Stand with a shotgun. 
    And we had a cat. 
  • Wellred
    Wellred Posts: 1,118
    T_C_E said:
    Crusty54 said:
    At the end of the day this all falls on tight Tommy’s shoulders, on his watch he has reduced the playing squad to a laughing stock, decimated the backroom staff and ruined the pitch we used to win awards for.
    We didn't win awards when the pitch looked like a ploughed field because of the collapsed drainage.
    There was a problem in 2014 with drainage, but nothing since.
    Confirmed by former groundsman Nathan Chapman from a bar in Cyprus about 10 minutes ago.   😉😂
    Not a lot before either it's like they was letting it flood on purpose 
  • Pelham123
    Pelham123 Posts: 379
    They shifted tons of snow off it in December to get the game on. Don’t suppose that did it any good.
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,483
    ct_addick said:
    mendonca said:
    How has it got so bad this season? 

    Also, how comes it is attracting pigeons? 
    Cos Burger Boy forced out the groundsman cos he thought he knew better.
    Now they’re playing catch up & the weather hasn’t helped.

    The pigeons have always been an issue.
    This might upset a few people but when I worked on the Valley pitch with Maurice Banham as a kid during the summer hols and on weekends in the late 70's we used to shoot the pigeons in the old West Stand with a shotgun. 
    Derek “killer” Hales per chance?
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,733
    Pelham123 said:
    They shifted tons of snow off it in December to get the game on. Don’t suppose that did it any good.
    I think that Cheltenham game, which we lost, messed the pitch up. That was the one where we were going to use the undersoil heating but didn't have any oil for the boiler.
  • MartinCAFC
    MartinCAFC Posts: 3,222
    What exactly is wrong with the pitch?
    From the East stand, the grass appears (to my eyes) to be green and lush, although it has an odd texture, almost a spray on effect in places.
    The goal mouths appear to be kept in good condition, compared with the 'just ploughed' condition that was rife during the 1970/80s at most grounds.
    Perhaps there is a catering professional within the club, who is also an expert groundsman, who could provide an explanation?

    From behind the Covered Upper where I am it looks very patchy and bobbly throughout in general. Also the immediate surrounding perimeter looks dark and tired. I remember when this was first put in think it's a 4G type surround it looked class and made the pitch look bigger.

    As others have said it probably didn't help getting a few games on like Cheltenham, Bristol Rovers but then again I'm no expert either it's not like this winter weather has been a one off either.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,874
    Pelham123 said:
    They shifted tons of snow off it in December to get the game on. Don’t suppose that did it any good.
    The pitch did look quite poor after that. 
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    edited March 2023
    Pelham123 said:
    They shifted tons of snow off it in December to get the game on. Don’t suppose that did it any good.
    I think that Cheltenham game, which we lost, messed the pitch up. That was the one where we were going to use the undersoil heating but didn't have any oil for the boiler.
    Someone ordered in an inappropriate temporary boiler, I believe the terminology used was........"It was more suited to heating a couple of flats than a football pitch".
    In fact someone saw exactly the same model boiler heating the academy rooms at Sparrows Lane and thought "Thats exactly what we need at The Valley for the pitch" and ordered it.
    As if someone would want to try to make a name for themselves and do something like that?
    Morning Burger Boy. ;)