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Who are your legends & bell-ends?

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  • cafctom said:
    LEGENDS

    Clive Mendonca
    Johnnie Jackson
    Yann Kermorgant
    Chris Powell
    Alan Curbishley
    Mark Kinsella
    Chris Solly

    Honorable mentions for the likes of Hunt, Robinson, Brown, Rufus, Kiely, Bauer etc but the above names are top tier legends for me.

    BELLENDS

    Lyle Taylor
    Roger Johnson

    I’m not going to list the network players as bellends, as they were largely just shit - not dickheads.
    Can't argue too much with this. I'll add Deano as a gold-plated legend, and Carlton Cole as a bellend. Thought he was doing us a favour, then refused to come back... And got the abuse of a lifetime (i was going to say roasting!)
  • Complete Bell ends
    Pitcher
    Aizlewood
    Pringle
    Peake
    Ghoochennajhad
    Svennson
    Jeffers
    Tivey too obscure too explain
    Andy Jones
    Bradley Allen

    just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included



    I used to play in sane team as Tivey as a kid  - can u elaborate ? 
  • bobmunro said:
    iainment said:
    I think anyone who is an Addick is a legend.
    Jimmy Floyd (big arse) Hasselbaink? 
    Someone once referred to him as a player with an arse the size of two small planets....tickled me.
  • GKBob Bolder
    RBJohn Humphrey
    LBMark Reid
    CMAndy Peake
    CBPeter Shirtliff
    CBPaul Miller
    CMSteve Gritt
    FWMark Stuart
    CFJim Melrose
    CMColin Walsh
    LWGarth Crooks.  
     
    In the days when men were men (yes, even Mark Stuart!) 
    Aka ~ The legendary winning team in the 1987 play off final against Leeds (who are all bellends)
    You left out Robert Lee 
  • DOUCHER said:
    Complete Bell ends
    Pitcher
    Aizlewood
    Pringle
    Peake
    Ghoochennajhad
    Svennson
    Jeffers
    Tivey too obscure too explain
    Andy Jones
    Bradley Allen

    just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included



    I used to play in sane team as Tivey as a kid  - can u elaborate ? 

    I know Matt Svensson, an absolute star of a geezer.
  • DOUCHER said:
    Complete Bell ends
    Pitcher
    Aizlewood
    Pringle
    Peake
    Ghoochennajhad
    Svennson
    Jeffers
    Tivey too obscure too explain
    Andy Jones
    Bradley Allen

    just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included



    I used to play in sane team as Tivey as a kid  - can u elaborate ? 
    Went to Junior school with him. 
  • edited August 2021
    Room for Jacko on the Legends list…?

    Another vote for Roger Johnson on the defo Bell-end list 
  • Danny Mills for his Christmas sending off
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  • Complete Bell ends
    Pitcher
    Aizlewood
    Pringle
    Peake
    Ghoochennajhad
    Svennson
    Jeffers
    Tivey too obscure too explain
    Andy Jones
    Bradley Allen

    just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included



    Pringle? 

    Also, Bradley Allen was shit and ugly but does that constitute being a bellend (asking for a mate)
  • Bellends - Barry Endean and Mike Small.
  • Bryan Hughes - Utter cockwomble

    Add into the Legends - Jon Fortune
  • BDL said:
    Bryan Hughes - Utter cockwomble

    Add into the Legends - Jon Fortune
    As a player or a person?
  • BDL said:
    Bryan Hughes - Utter cockwomble

    Add into the Legends - Jon Fortune
    As a player or a person?

    Both
  • Anyone from the Helhurst days remember the guy who really hated Curbs?  Used to call him a geriatric reject cockney bastard.
  • BDL said:
    Anyone from the Helhurst days remember the guy who really hated Curbs?  Used to call him a geriatric reject cockney bastard.
    Aizlewood?
  • Bradley Allen v Nels? One didn't care one did. No reason a player should just a job after all but it mattered to me.
    Pringle complete waste of time and no bollocks, fate sealed when Jaap Staam jogged next to him and ran him off the pitch
    Pitcher Palace
    Aizlewood where to start.
    Svennson never met him but popping at Curbs who belatedly dropped him after far too many crap games.
    Tivey and a white XR3i cabriolet 
    Peake was mates with my next door neighbour, couldn't park and was pig ignornant.
    Ghooch - Huddersfield
    Jeffers- just is
    Andy Jones off pitch stuff not the place.
  • Legends:
    Turner                                             GODS:
    Revel
    Bartram                                                 Peacock
    Firmani                                                  Curbs
    Tees&Tracey                                          Mendonca
    Gregory                                                 Yann
    Went 
    Jensen
    Kiely
    JJ
    Fish.
    Bowyer

    Bellends:
    Taylor.
    Mills
    Parker
    Defoe
    Roland
  • GKBob Bolder
    RBJohn Humphrey
    LBMark Reid
    CMAndy Peake
    CBPeter Shirtliff
    CBPaul Miller
    CMSteve Gritt
    FWMark Stuart
    CFJim Melrose
    CMColin Walsh
    LWGarth Crooks.  
     
    In the days when men were men (yes, even Mark Stuart!) 
    Aka ~ The legendary winning team in the 1987 play off final against Leeds (who are all bellends)
    You left out Robert Lee 
    He played for Newcastle.
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  • BDL said:
    Bryan Hughes - Utter cockwomble

    Add into the Legends - Jon Fortune
      Was Bryan Hughes that bad?  I gotta admit I was hardly enthused when his name was on the teamsheet.  But his return on wages and effectiveness was almost stellar compared to Faye, Marcus Bent, Racon, Zhi, and Traore from a similar era.

    Heroes:
    Kinsella
    Balmer
    Webster
    Minto
    Kermorgant
    Pearce
    Jackson

    Villains:
    Pardew and his ten forwards, and two injury prone cb's plus the good Hudson.  Then complaining he wish he'd been told after the fact, he'd spent all his budget on Hudson, so it wasn't his fault.  You'd just bought a bloody team of supershit over priced forwards, in the previous 12 months.  He and his team had the worst talent/transfer acquisition record in my Charlton lifetime.  Even Dowie bought some good players amongst his dross.  Supershit manager to the tune of Chemical Brothers........

    I'm getting angry now even 12 years later.
  • Bradley Allen v Nels? One didn't care one did. No reason a player should just a job after all but it mattered to me.
    Pringle complete waste of time and no bollocks, fate sealed when Jaap Staam jogged next to him and ran him off the pitch
    Pitcher Palace
    Aizlewood where to start.
    Svennson never met him but popping at Curbs who belatedly dropped him after far too many crap games.
    Tivey and a white XR3i cabriolet 
    Peake was mates with my next door neighbour, couldn't park and was pig ignornant.
    Ghooch - Huddersfield
    Jeffers- just is
    Andy Jones off pitch stuff not the place.
    So many stories - share a few....?
  • DOUCHER said:
    Complete Bell ends
    Pitcher
    Aizlewood
    Pringle
    Peake
    Ghoochennajhad
    Svennson
    Jeffers
    Tivey too obscure too explain
    Andy Jones
    Bradley Allen

    just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included



    I used to play in sane team as Tivey as a kid  - can u elaborate ? 
    Went to Junior school with him. 
    Middle park - I played for kingfisher, a
    s did he, from the age of about 10 - used to live riund the corner so we would give him a lift - Gordon Watson, Scott minto and Damian matthews joined some years later and our manager headed up the charlton youth system for years - Shame Mark only made a gre appearances for us - had a great left foot - admittedly he was a bit of a ‘character’ 
  • Billy Bonds
    Charlie Wright. 
    Graham Moore
    Arthur Horsfield
    Derek Hales
    Mike Flanagan
    Alan Simonson
    Colin Walsh
    Carl Leaburn
    and Eddie Firmini


    Wish I never had seen not a player but afew owners that’s for sure

  • Ray Tracey
    Derek Hales
    Mike Flanagan
    Colin Powell
    Clive Mendonca
  • Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t understand any list of legends that doesn’t include Chris Powell.
  • Or keith Peacock
  • Chris Duffy is surely a legend
  • So many legends and many bell ends that I'll need to think a bit more on, I think legends depends on your age of course but for me;

    Robert Lee  ;)
    Walsh
    Leaburn
    Nelson (Garry)
    Webster
    Balmer
    Mortimer
    Mendonca
    Robinson
    Kiely
    Kinsella
    Jackson
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