Who are your legends & bell-ends?

DOUCHER

hales
shirtliff 
Leaburn
walsh c
Kinsella
mendonca
rufus
robinson
powell
jenson 
jackson
kermorgant 


Parker and Taylor but they fucked it up 

Off_it

Most of the "bellends" named on here are just players who didn't do well or were a bit shite. To be a bellend surely you have to have done something a bit c***y?

Murphy was a bellend.
Mills was a bellend.
Jimmy Floyd was a bellend.
Pitcher was a bellend (but has probably been cut some slack now)
Taylor was a bellend.

On top of those I would add Tony Watt. Great potential, great bants, but ultimately a bit of a bellend.

Edit: Oh, and Marcus Madison!

Stuart_the_Red

Legends: nothing to add to the above.

Bell-ends: Corey Gibbs (or, at the very least, whoever thought it would be a good idea to sign him!). 

SELR_addicks

cafctom said:

LEGENDS

Clive Mendonca
Johnnie Jackson
Yann Kermorgant
Chris Powell
Alan Curbishley
Mark Kinsella
Chris Solly

Honorable mentions for the likes of Hunt, Robinson, Brown, Rufus, Kiely, Bauer etc but the above names are top tier legends for me.

BELLENDS

Lyle Taylor
Roger Johnson

I’m not going to list the network players as bellends, as they were largely just shit - not dickheads.

Solly did the same as Taylor no? 

Some people have short memories. 

ParkinsonOut

Off_it said:

Most of the "bellends" named on here are just players who didn't do well or were a bit shite. To be a bellend surely you have to have done something a bit c***y?

Murphy was a bellend.
Mills was a bellend.
Jimmy Floyd was a bellend.
Pitcher was a bellend (but has probably been cut some slack now)
Taylor was a bellend.

On top of those I would add Tony Watt. Great potential, great bants, but ultimately a bit of a bellend.

Edit: Oh, and Marcus Madison!

I think Bell-end was the wrong description & I did indeed mean players who were worse than unbelievably shite - but I couldn’t think of a suitable word 🤦🏻‍♀️

cafctom

SELR_addicks said:

cafctom said:

LEGENDS

Clive Mendonca
Johnnie Jackson
Yann Kermorgant
Chris Powell
Alan Curbishley
Mark Kinsella
Chris Solly

Honorable mentions for the likes of Hunt, Robinson, Brown, Rufus, Kiely, Bauer etc but the above names are top tier legends for me.

BELLENDS

Lyle Taylor
Roger Johnson

I’m not going to list the network players as bellends, as they were largely just shit - not dickheads.

Solly did the same as Taylor no? 

Some people have short memories. 

My memory is fine, thanks.

I personally see the Solly situation and Taylor situation very differently from each other. I know not everyone else will do the same.

jimmymelrose

How were the Solly and Taylor situations different from each other?

I suppose that Solly was on his last professional contract and retiring. Is that the case?

Stig

ParkinsonOut said:

Off_it said:

Most of the "bellends" named on here are just players who didn't do well or were a bit shite. To be a bellend surely you have to have done something a bit c***y?

Murphy was a bellend.
Mills was a bellend.
Jimmy Floyd was a bellend.
Pitcher was a bellend (but has probably been cut some slack now)
Taylor was a bellend.

On top of those I would add Tony Watt. Great potential, great bants, but ultimately a bit of a bellend.

Edit: Oh, and Marcus Madison!

I think Bell-end was the wrong description & I did indeed mean players who were worse than unbelievably shite - but I couldn’t think of a suitable word 🤦🏻‍♀️

Legends and Leg ends?