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  • Charlie Murphy.

  • arny23394 said:
    Maya Jama. Nobody comes close.
    I bet Stormzy does.
    They broke up the other day. The dream is back on
  • arny23394 said:
    arny23394 said:
    Maya Jama. Nobody comes close.
    I bet Stormzy does.
    They broke up the other day. The dream is back on
    I will fight you to the death 
  • Davo55 said:
    red10 said:
    Jenny Agutter hit the spot for me.

    Perv
    I guess she was, I was only 9 at the time.

  • Belinda Carlisle was very fit in the 80's, a shame she looks like a waxwork now.
  • Carter said
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me 
    Just for you

  • arny23394 said:
    Maya Jama. Nobody comes close.
    getting close would be enough tbf
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  • edited July 25
    Carter said
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me 
    Just for you


    Carter said:
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisiting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me.

    Hasn't Alexandra got her Daddars enhanced?
  • Carter said
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me 
    Just for you


    Carter said:
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisiting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me.

    Hasn't Alexandra got her Daddars enhanced?
    Not to my knowledge, all as the good lord intended as evidenced in the excellent first season of true detective and subsequently the white lotus 
  • kakaka said:
    Leah Williamson 
    You wouldn’t be able to keep up but you’d die happy. 
  • iaitch said:
    Susanna Reid anyone?

    Susanna Reid arrives at the Pride Of Britain Awards 2023 at Grosvenor House on October 08 2023 in London England
    Nah … she’s palace 
  • iaitch said:
    Susanna Reid anyone?

    Susanna Reid arrives at the Pride Of Britain Awards 2023 at Grosvenor House on October 08 2023 in London England
    Nah … she’s palace 
    And for the ladies, I offer that other Nigel, Farage. 
  • edited July 26
    Katrina Law


  • Smouldering
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  • One of my early crushes Honor Blackman

    Honor Blackman - Biography - IMDb
  • edited July 26
    iaitch said:
    One of my early crushes Honor Blackman

    Honor Blackman - Biography - IMDb
    nice!, Pussy?.
  • David Byrne.

    I’ve become infatuated (typical Asperger’s trait) by him, not only because of his talent but equally because we share Asperger’s Syndrome and considering how debilitating it can be. He’s managed to live with it and flourish.

    if only I had a thimbleful of his talent.

    Waits for all the gaylord jokes;)
  • David Byrne.

    I’ve become infatuated (typical Asperger’s trait) by him, not only because of his talent but equally because we share Asperger’s Syndrome and considering how debilitating it can be. He’s managed to live with it and flourish.

    if only I had a thimbleful of his talent.

    Waits for all the gaylord jokes;)

    I don’t think I’ve heard the word “Gaylord” since the 1980s. (Apart from Ben Stiller’s character’s name in the Meet the Parents movies.) Certainly not in a derogatory sense. 
    I don’t know if your crush on David Byrne is sexual or not, but I suspect very few people would be bothered either way. Times have changed.
  • edited July 26
     lordromford said:
    David Byrne.

    I’ve become infatuated (typical Asperger’s trait) by him, not only because of his talent but equally because we share Asperger’s Syndrome and considering how debilitating it can be. He’s managed to live with it and flourish.

    if only I had a thimbleful of his talent.

    Waits for all the gaylord jokes;)

    I don’t think I’ve heard the word “Gaylord” since the 1980s. (Apart from Ben Stiller’s character’s name in the Meet the Parents movies.) Certainly not in a derogatory sense. 
    I don’t know if your crush on David Byrne is sexual or not, but I suspect very few people would be bothered either way. Times have changed.
    It’s not.

    Its artistic talent and we share Asperger’s Syndrome which makes his success doubly unbelievable.

    I’m probably a man who most likely lives in the past, but “gaylord” just popped into me ‘ead.
  • Nothing wrong with a man crush.

    Ryan Gosling
    James Franco
    Henry Cavill

    All handsome dudes.

  • Nothing wrong with a man crush.

    Ryan Gosling
    James Franco
    Henry Cavill

    All handsome dudes.

    You left me out mate
  • Nothing wrong with a man crush.

    Ryan Gosling
    James Franco
    Henry Cavill

    All handsome dudes.

    You left me out mate
    Goes without saying hun x
  • edited July 27
    Always had a thing for Mel B personally


  • CAFCTrev said:
    Always had a thing for Mel B personally


    Why?
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