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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034
    Carter said
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me 
    Just for you

  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,918
    Vanessa Feltz stood on my foot once.
  • Billy_Mix
    Billy_Mix Posts: 2,707
    arny23394 said:
    Maya Jama. Nobody comes close.
    getting close would be enough tbf
  • Brownie12
    Brownie12 Posts: 1,525
    shine166 said:
    Vanessa Feltz stood on my foot once.
    I guess you can seek solace that she didn’t sit on your face. 
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Been mention of Sofia Vergara but haven’t seen any pics:


  • Gisappointed
    Gisappointed Posts: 990
    edited July 2024
    Carter said
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me 
    Just for you


    Carter said:
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisiting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me.

    Hasn't Alexandra got her Daddars enhanced?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    Carter said
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me 
    Just for you


    Carter said:
    Meisha Tate 
    There is no limit to what I would let that woman do to me physically, she'd be like "Carter i need to practise my triangle chokes, do you mind" and I'd let her choke me out until I voided myself and even them probably let her do some neck cranks for good measure

    Whoever said Naga Munchetty is onto something, she has a wonderful exotic air about her 

    I'd make Mila Kunis endure the worst 5 minutes of her life in exchange for the best 5 minutes of mine 

    Michaela Strachan is still a glorious looking woman 

    Sarah Beeney is another effortlessly attractive woman 

    Sarah Sweeney looks like she was made in the pervert factory, all woman and in the times we live in is a woman not afraid to take control of her feminity and flaunt her womanhood to anyone with a motion picture camera  for which we all must be thankful 

    Alexandra Daddario the above comments also apply to. 

    I'm revisiting this thread with a shortened list but the original batch all would make me lose total cohesion and probably make a div out of myself if ever they were unfortunate enough to meet me.

    Hasn't Alexandra got her Daddars enhanced?
    Not to my knowledge, all as the good lord intended as evidenced in the excellent first season of true detective and subsequently the white lotus 
  • 995632
    995632 Posts: 319
    it's currently all about the ITV news and Weather team - haha

    My future wife Lucy Verasamy  rladyladyboners
    ITV viewers praise presenter Lucrezia Millarini amid technical issues The  mark of a true pro  The Independent
    Ranvir Singh in tears after being axed from ITV job early in her career   Celebrity News  Showbiz  TV  Expresscouk
    You have missed off Ellie Pitt for some strange reason... 


  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783
    kakaka said:
    Leah Williamson 
    You wouldn’t be able to keep up but you’d die happy. 
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  • iaitch said:
    Susanna Reid anyone?

    Susanna Reid arrives at the Pride Of Britain Awards 2023 at Grosvenor House on October 08 2023 in London England
    Nah … she’s palace 
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,783
    iaitch said:
    Susanna Reid anyone?

    Susanna Reid arrives at the Pride Of Britain Awards 2023 at Grosvenor House on October 08 2023 in London England
    Nah … she’s palace 
    And for the ladies, I offer that other Nigel, Farage. 
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,263
    edited July 2024
    Katrina Law


  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,655
    Smouldering
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,228
    One of my early crushes Honor Blackman

    Honor Blackman - Biography - IMDb
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited July 2024
    iaitch said:
    One of my early crushes Honor Blackman

    Honor Blackman - Biography - IMDb
    nice!, Pussy?.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    David Byrne.

    I’ve become infatuated (typical Asperger’s trait) by him, not only because of his talent but equally because we share Asperger’s Syndrome and considering how debilitating it can be. He’s managed to live with it and flourish.

    if only I had a thimbleful of his talent.

    Waits for all the gaylord jokes;)
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,783
    David Byrne.

    I’ve become infatuated (typical Asperger’s trait) by him, not only because of his talent but equally because we share Asperger’s Syndrome and considering how debilitating it can be. He’s managed to live with it and flourish.

    if only I had a thimbleful of his talent.

    Waits for all the gaylord jokes;)

    I don’t think I’ve heard the word “Gaylord” since the 1980s. (Apart from Ben Stiller’s character’s name in the Meet the Parents movies.) Certainly not in a derogatory sense. 
    I don’t know if your crush on David Byrne is sexual or not, but I suspect very few people would be bothered either way. Times have changed.
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    edited July 2024
     lordromford said:
    David Byrne.

    I’ve become infatuated (typical Asperger’s trait) by him, not only because of his talent but equally because we share Asperger’s Syndrome and considering how debilitating it can be. He’s managed to live with it and flourish.

    if only I had a thimbleful of his talent.

    Waits for all the gaylord jokes;)

    I don’t think I’ve heard the word “Gaylord” since the 1980s. (Apart from Ben Stiller’s character’s name in the Meet the Parents movies.) Certainly not in a derogatory sense. 
    I don’t know if your crush on David Byrne is sexual or not, but I suspect very few people would be bothered either way. Times have changed.
    It’s not.

    Its artistic talent and we share Asperger’s Syndrome which makes his success doubly unbelievable.

    I’m probably a man who most likely lives in the past, but “gaylord” just popped into me ‘ead.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Nothing wrong with a man crush.

    Ryan Gosling
    James Franco
    Henry Cavill

    All handsome dudes.

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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,599
    Nothing wrong with a man crush.

    Ryan Gosling
    James Franco
    Henry Cavill

    All handsome dudes.

    You left me out mate
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Nothing wrong with a man crush.

    Ryan Gosling
    James Franco
    Henry Cavill

    All handsome dudes.

    You left me out mate
    Goes without saying hun x
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 5,977
    edited July 2024
    Always had a thing for Mel B personally


  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    CAFCTrev said:
    Always had a thing for Mel B personally


    Why?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198

    As opposed to Stacey in age.....Lulu can certainly do me a turn.
    I know Lulu's tour guitarist. Shall I ask him to put a word in for you?
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,034
    cafcfan said:

    As opposed to Stacey in age.....Lulu can certainly do me a turn.
    I know Lulu's tour guitarist. Shall I ask him to put a word in for you?
    More than a word in please.
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,839
    edited July 2024
    Going back to Gaylord, wasn't that the name of Dick Emerys skinhead characters son? (anyone under 60 move to the next thread).

    Anyway, getting back to the original object of the thread, can I nominate Caroline Langrishe from her Lovejoy days?
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,035
    Some of you guys must be absolutely ancient!
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,839
    se9addick said:
    Some of you guys must be absolutely ancient!
    That Jean Harlow was a looker.
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    se9addick said:
    Some of you guys must be absolutely ancient!
    That Jean Harlow was a looker.
    so was that Joan of Ark.